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Shit kicked outta u by a girl ? Pranks ? Yeah I always knock and say raid !  
Who r u and y r u doing this ? Your like the redneck udo.

First visit with a gal once doing outcall to my room. She's looking around making sure everything's safe or whatever. I say " trust me you'll never find chloroform" had to smooth that over real quick. Luckily my reputation preceded me so she didn't take it too serious but the look was priceless!!

Nope, but...

How about putting a whoopee cushion under her side of the bed to make it sound like she cracked one off.  I am stupid but I would laugh my ass off.

For example, I knew my ATF had the hots for another gal I know, but all three of us live in separate cities.

But recently I knew we'd all be in the same city, so I arranged for both gals to meet at my room at the same time and we had the neatest 3-way ever when they saw each other.

Stuff like that makes good memories all around.

No, have never done that, probably never will. I admit, I ama smart-ass, and love playing jokes, but there is a time, and place. Seeing a provider is neither, really. The only possible  exception would be a lady I had seen multiple times, and had talked with enough to know she was a smart-assed prankster too....