What should I do about it?

It really not more stupid than most questions here!

Shitty Question of the Day.

You should take your shoes and socks off at the from t door when you walk in.
I used to only have ppl take off the shoes.
But it sounds like both since socks would be prone to picking up hairs.
Or you could shake your socks as I have seen ppl do before they put them on.

I used to ask ppl before they left if the were single or attached and or I always inspected ppl before they left.

Sometimes ppl get in a hurry and want to leave without there hair right or not looking the same as when they came in ( a little disheveled ) but I don't allow ppl to leave without hair in place and looking put back together.
I do a hair check I search them before they leave and then they take off before my hair can try to hitchhike on them.

Don't you mean someone else found a hair or are you the wife?

I think you put too much air in when you inflated your head this morning!  This is, how you say, TROLL question, but you try to give real answer.
Maybe you not sleep well last night.  Maybe you try warm milk, or chinese poppy tea tonight.

Good girl!  Gents, we do TRY to take care of you and make sure you are presentable before you leave.  I'm also thinking of adding "Pet free home" to my profile for those with allergies.  xoxK~

Someone could be looking for that blonde strand! It could have a family, a whole head of blonde hair!

Quick put up Missing Posters!

LOL..this one was out of left field wasnt it? It didnt even make me laugh, but it did make me raise perfectly groomed eyebrow.

Family of blonde hair really mousey brown.  It's an orphan, and female.  In China, we just let the coyotes eat them.  Then we eat coyote!

that informs the world including LE you are working out of your home and that brings on a whole nother set of charges.
Operating an illegal business out of a residence IS a felony.
They can take your home have you evicted and lock you out of your place.
AND if you have children even if they are not there at the time of an appt just the fact that they live there will briing another set of problems.
Ladies who work out of their home with chilren living there are playing with fire.