Because I can recall some bad nasty too a long time ago.

This one was also from long ago, pre AIDS days, and I met a gal who didn't like condoms. (Not that unusual back then.)

She was a very petite spinner who loved to ride cowgirl, and she was so tight and jerked around so hard that I thought she would take my cock right off.

The next day the base of my cock was all black and blue and I freaked out about it and when to the ER.  They said nothing to worry about, just some broken blood vessels and to be more careful next time.

I would have loved to go back to that spinner, but I was afraid to.

She has to exude sexual prowess as soon as you walk into the door. She has to be a total freak in the sheets. I mean, she was sucking my cock after it went up her pussy and asshole. She actually sucked my face. Then, she message my legs and body with her tongue. As for her skills, she stood up on top of me, dancing and playing with her pussy, and her juices was flowing in my face, then I had to eat her pussy why she was standing up and I was laying down.

She let me dry fuck her with a strawberry lubrication. I covered every position with her. A most memorable one was we both were standing while I did Mish, yes, we both stood why she grabed me and DFK while I was inside her. The way she sucked my dick, I was squirming and moaning. Every time we fucked she told me how fucking nasty she was, and she told me to spit in her mouth and face.

It was a hotel, yes, but she didn't give a fuck. Her moans were so loud that the neighbors could hear us from down the hall way. She told me, I want them to hear me getting fuck, it turns her on. Every time I would fuck her pussy, I would moan because her pussy was like a water ride, slippery and wet. She told me I can squirt my juices anywhere I wanted, I squirted she opened her asshole, and I squirted all over her asshole for my second cup. My first cup was after she told me to only cum when my cock was deep inside her throat.

When I left, I was in terrible pain. The left side of my back was aching, and for some odd reason my right leg was limping. I actually thought that I had 4 drinks after my session, because I was still intoxicated by her lustful desires. As I was driving home, I almost got into a car accident, because I still didn't absorb all that has happened to me. She made me her sexual victim, in a good way. She wore the hell out of me.

The next day, I had to go to a regular message so they can work my entire body, because it felt like it has been to WWIII and WW4. Now, is that a freak under the sheets or what. You guys got any truely freaky stories you want to share. I want to compare if you had a better or equivalent session. Hopefully, we can PM each other for the providers. Also, providers, if you have any truely freaky stories you want to share, then please, let us know.

After greek... Fuck nasty. Smelled nasty too. Lol

I didn't try to write my initials on the hotel walls though, like some nasty dude here who goes by fecal matter. Lmfao

I did an overnight with a very hot top reviewed provider (perennial 9/9 or better), and we got pretty drunk. This girls does not do anal ever, but was fucked up and asked me to fuck her ass (yeah baby).  I packed her fudge pretty good and she was moaning and loving it.  After big Os for both of us, I pulled out and had shit all over my dick.  She thought it was hysterical, and walked my shit dick over to the wall paper at this nice  5 star hotel, and signed my name in her  shit using my cock as a big magic marker.  When I left the next day, we were both still drunk and my name was still on the wall signed in feces by my lovely hostess.  

I always wanted to book that room again, and see if my name and her fecal DNA was still on the Ritz Carlton wall !  

Damn dude, that sounds like a story right there. and Thanks for sharing. Shit!

Dude, LMAO. She rode the shitload out of your cock. Damn, it would have been nice if she would had her tubes tide, that way, you could have given her a creampie. Again, it was the trend of those areas. But shit dude, that's the first I've ever heard of something like that. I don't think my cock was close to your condition in my experience, it was just my body was worn out. I fucking felt like I was running, biking, doing the yoga, and everything else with this chic.

Man, I would love to her that girl that you mentioned, shit, I don't think I ever had a provider that actually rode me to the extreme like that before. I mean, to the point that my cock was going to fall off. Fuck yeah dude!

that you broke her virgin asshole open. Fuck yeah dude! That must have felt great that night I bet. I mean, you were already mentally prepared that you were gonna fuck this greek virgin, and that must have excited you.

Its fucking nice to have several drinks with some girls, then they will do shit that they don't normally do. Like greek. Shit, I would love to be in your position that night, excluding the feces discharge.

Damn, I wonder what the maid thought about the signature on the wall. That must have made her day. Very nice story dude! I like it!

Otherwise you might've had to go another time or two if your name is 'Christopher' or some shit like that...

Tonight I was with a top-rated gal who generally does not offer Greek.  But she got so turned on when we fucked and I put a finger up her ass that, after she came that way, she wanted my cock up there instead.  I got the whole damn thing in there and she loved it.
A few days ago, I was with a very slutty girl who has, at different times, squirted straight up into the air; stood over me masturbating and squirted all over my chest; used a Hitachi on herself while I fucked her, pulling out when she squirted, then screamed, "Fuck me in my own squirt," over and over again.  There's more, but these are the most recent.  I do love these dirty, nasty girls.  If I ever get married again it will be to a provider.
Like my alias, I am such a piece of shit.  But it's all true.

This is the reason why I don't write everything in my reviews, or start to write them in the firstplace.

I dig the special times that have been bestowed upon me.

Besides, I have mental pix, as well as the ones on my iphone...

me and my old partner in crime this gorgeaous girl i hung with constantly i d met at aclub we danced together at. we took a guy home from the club. We asked if he d like those anal toy with the circles , it starts with big circle bottom near handle then they get smaller and smaller as you pull it out. not anal beads its like atoy with handle with circles. Any hoo we used it on him together. Pulled it out then ran in bathroom threw in sink. we werent payin attention. Later we went in bathroom theres the toy again lookn like the choc w nuts covered popsicle pic. We freakn juts pointed at it and laughed ouyr asses off.  we had another guy we d do together whom would request we spit his cum back in his mouth!

filled with castile saop for next greek session! aagh . cleaning that puppy out before is a must. maybe she didnt know that!!!!!!!!!!!!!