I could not get out soon enough.

with someone you've seen before?

A provider  I saw last year a few times was not the same when I saw her recently. I left the appointment thinking "what just happened?" The thing is the conversation was good as always.We have a few things in common.It was never really awkward or uncomfortable but I'm finding out that similar interests don't always make up for other


Now when I look back and examine the sessions there was really only one good one and the rest were just ok.Nobody's fault but...

i wish there was a way to check compatibility during screening.

Meeting for a longer appointment is financially risky since it still might not end up satisfactorily. I have done this before but for the provider's benefit, not mine.

May the # of your years exceed the # of your reviews.

I lost my hobby virginity to a highly touted provider. I just wanted my first experience to be memorable and to have my candle blown and my brains fucked out for two hours. She had different plans. She wanted me to fuck her ass with a dildo and kept telling me to pee on her. I was so freaked out I couldn't even get hard.

We had communicated quite a bit for weeks before meeting, and I thought all would be great as we seemed to hit it off electronically.

Unfortunately, my dick was being a prick about it (or vice versa) and I just couldn't perform.

I made up some bosh about having an upset stomach and hightailed is out of there.

Then there was one other "provider" who was so bad that it still gives me the shivers.  This was a way long time ago back in the age of the telephone and newspapaer ads.  Ever had someone try to give you a BJ while they are talking on the phone?  That's how bad it was.  Nothing to look at either.

I would have politely her. You did not tell me all your rules when we set up the appointment and this is what I am expecting so, this woud not work. Have a wonderful day, Thank you and good luck.

Done!

I have found many young providers below 20 generally have many rules so, I stay from them. Anyone below 25 is no go for me. Have tried and never has worked out and left me asking the question What the fuck you just do?

at least you were a gentelmen and paid her.

I recently had a provider pull that stunt on me... She took the call from her special client/boyfriend/pimp/handler right in the middle of giving me a CBJ. I was close enough to hear their entire conversation. Felt like yelling "She can't talk right now - her mouth is full!" Unfortunately, I didn't think of it in time as I was so dumbfounded at her rudeness and audacity! Had she been a bit closer, I would have tickled her and made her giggle to let the guy know she was with someone. That has happened to me a few times when I was the one calling...not nice....

An example of just having no chemistry would be when the provider did everything her past reviews said she did and with gusto, had a great attitude, was on time, dressed and smelled nice, but there just was not that it factor. Also, were the rules made clear before you got there?

"Oh, I accidentally fucked a TS prostitute once". Yeah, right. You and Eddie Murphy.

I do love you, man, and I can't believe you say you look like Larry David, that is EXACTLY how I have always pictured you

I've had a few less-than-perfect pro sessions, and 2 ripoffs in my hobbying career, but none like you describe. But back in the day when I got a lot of civvy sex, I used to go home with whomever was available (I had to have it every day if possible), and there were a number of times when the actual sex was far less than the anticipation. More than one time I faked an orgasm just to get out the door. And it's remotely possible that there were a few women who did the same thing to me, believe it or not

weird thing was, i met this lady at two meet & greets and thought we got along great.  then after i made a date w/her, little things started to go wrong, and i should have seen the warning signs...

she didn't confirm with me all week long even after emails from me...the day of, she didn't return my phone calls or texts or emails, til half hour before the date saying yes we were one (too bad i live 45 minutes away from her incall!)  once at her building, i get texts saying pls wait, maid still here (????)  i got in, she said maid was in the other bedroom cleaning up, so she hustles me into her (very messy) bedroom...i'm thinking the "maid" was her first client, which explains why didn't answer her phone (she told me she didn't get any of my calls, texts or emails).

she's not wearing what i ask, her kissing is weird (her tongue sticking out as she leans in towards my face!  wtf??)  no time to chat or make out, get on the bed...i ask for a condom and she just hands me one, every other lady i ever saw made a big deal out of putting it on me, which is very sexy...then after i pop, i have to ask her for something to clean up with, she picks up the towel from the floor that she was wearing when she met me at the door.  

after an hour and 10 minutes of my 90 minute date she says, well, i think i'm going to go to the gym now.  doesn't offer me a shower, nothing.  

this girl gets high 9's and 10's, and seemed like a really nice person at the m&g.  i should have said right off, sorry, this isn't working, here's a 100 for your trouble, i'm out.  instead i i dropped over 7 big ones, and to top it off, some of the worse sex i ever had.  only redeeming feature was she was gorgeous, but totally not into the session.  i am still kicking myself, i sure could use that $$$ for one of my atfs that i know is into helping me enjoy myself!

you win some, you lose some, and some take your money and don't offer you a shower.

He was asked by an interviewer if the Larry David he portrays on TV is the real Larry David.

He said yes, that is the real me; I am the lie.

Sometimes I wonder if the roles of mrfisher and my civie persona reflect that same thinking.

She claimed I was trying to tick off all the adjectives in a session, and that she wanted to do it her way.

I wasn't trying to do things my way, but that's how she took it.  And she got an attitude really fast.

After the session, she kept trying to argue with me about NY vs. LA or something like that.  Totally a waste of my time and money.