I recently had a provider pull that stunt on me... She took the call from her special client/boyfriend/pimp/handler right in the middle of giving me a CBJ. I was close enough to hear their entire conversation. Felt like yelling "She can't talk right now - her mouth is full!" Unfortunately, I didn't think of it in time as I was so dumbfounded at her rudeness and audacity! Had she been a bit closer, I would have tickled her and made her giggle to let the guy know she was with someone. That has happened to me a few times when I was the one calling...not nice....
This is intended for my fellow hobbyists, but ladies feel free to chime in. Have you eveer had a visit where you couldn't get out of there fast enough?
Recently, I booked a one hour incall with a younger, touring, provider; she had a reasonable price, she had lots of info about me. It was a very planned procedure visit, and subsequent new rules that were explained (such as no nipple sucking). I had planned my day around the visit, so I went through with "the routine", followed the rules but made a point to get done and gone.
So, it wasn't a looks thing, hygene thing, just a chemistry thing I suppose. This has to have happened to others, no?
And for what is worth, I don't know how to write a reveiw about it.....
I tend to encourage new clients to do my date packages, 90 min or 2.5hr etc
in these sessions, we meet first either at a lounge, restaurant, the client's lounge, we have a drink and a appetizer and then go play.
This time allows us to build the chemistry and connection before we do the horizontal mambo.
Before I did this, there were times that I met guys directly at my iincall and the chemistry was not natural, and I had to work hard to find it, and many times I was glad they left early because of this. Since implementing the dates as above, I have not had any issues with this.
with someone you've seen before?
A provider I saw last year a few times was not the same when I saw her recently. I left the appointment thinking "what just happened?" The thing is the conversation was good as always.We have a few things in common.It was never really awkward or uncomfortable but I'm finding out that similar interests don't always make up for other
Now when I look back and examine the sessions there was really only one good one and the rest were just ok.Nobody's fault but...
i wish there was a way to check compatibility during screening.
Meeting for a longer appointment is financially risky since it still might not end up satisfactorily. I have done this before but for the provider's benefit, not mine.
in these sessions, we meet first either at a lounge, restaurant, the client's lounge, we have a drink and a appetizer and then go play.
This time allows us to build the chemistry and connection before we do the horizontal mambo.
Before I did this, there were times that I met guys directly at my iincall and the chemistry was not natural, and I had to work hard to find it, and many times I was glad they left early because of this. Since implementing the dates as above, I have not had any issues with this.
There are a lot of reviews abut not "clicking". When you write, try to put emotions aside, put down the facts, and keep opinions as objective as possible. A provider that doesn't "click" can prove to be the best of all. If she works harder to try to give a good session, that is all anybody could ask for. If she gives up and doesn't try because of whatever issue, that's quite unprofessional. I often hunt for the pheromones on her body because it really can charge up the whole session, but sometimes, they will shut me down also. That's not her fault at all, and based on her reaction, could get a very high score and high recommendations.
Did you know going in what to expect as far as her "rules"? Or was that something you didn't realize until after you paid her and then she pretty much threw water on your fun with all of her rules?
If you didn't know about her rules beforehand, you might have been fantasizing about how you thought the date would go and when that didn't happen, you just weren't able to get into it the way you wanted to.
It happens to everyone.
If you did know about her rules and what to expect, it could just be your personalities didn't mesh. You didn't say how much older you are than she is, but that might be part of the problem.
Write the review and be honest about how things went. If the rules were a suprise to you, be sure you mention them so the next guy isn't "suprised".
Years ago, After making the date, a young hottie told me to call her from the gas station (strike one), I called and she told me she was still checking in and she'd call back with the hotel name and room # (strike 2)there were a number of hotels in the area and I was hoping it was one of the nicer ones, it wasn't, this one had the catwalks and the room doors opening to the outside (strike 3) got in the room and the TV was on as well as all the lights and she was still unpacking her luggage as I entered the room and then I saw a pile of condoms on the night stand next to the bed (strike 4), I had told her on the phone I wanted to do an hour, luckily she forgot and asked me "so how long" I told her 1/2 hour.
It was the first and last 1/2 hour I ever did.
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Recently, I booked a one hour incall with a younger, touring, provider; she had a reasonable price, she had lots of info about me. It was a very planned procedure visit, and subsequent new rules that were explained (such as no nipple sucking). I had planned my day around the visit, so I went through with "the routine", followed the rules but made a point to get done and gone.
So, it wasn't a looks thing, hygene thing, just a chemistry thing I suppose. This has to have happened to others, no?
And for what is worth, I don't know how to write a reveiw about it.....
May the # of your years exceed the # of your reviews.
I could not get out soon enough.
weird thing was, i met this lady at two meet & greets and thought we got along great. then after i made a date w/her, little things started to go wrong, and i should have seen the warning signs...
she didn't confirm with me all week long even after emails from me...the day of, she didn't return my phone calls or texts or emails, til half hour before the date saying yes we were one (too bad i live 45 minutes away from her incall!) once at her building, i get texts saying pls wait, maid still here (????) i got in, she said maid was in the other bedroom cleaning up, so she hustles me into her (very messy) bedroom...i'm thinking the "maid" was her first client, which explains why didn't answer her phone (she told me she didn't get any of my calls, texts or emails).
she's not wearing what i ask, her kissing is weird (her tongue sticking out as she leans in towards my face! wtf??) no time to chat or make out, get on the bed...i ask for a condom and she just hands me one, every other lady i ever saw made a big deal out of putting it on me, which is very sexy...then after i pop, i have to ask her for something to clean up with, she picks up the towel from the floor that she was wearing when she met me at the door.
after an hour and 10 minutes of my 90 minute date she says, well, i think i'm going to go to the gym now. doesn't offer me a shower, nothing.
this girl gets high 9's and 10's, and seemed like a really nice person at the m&g. i should have said right off, sorry, this isn't working, here's a 100 for your trouble, i'm out. instead i i dropped over 7 big ones, and to top it off, some of the worse sex i ever had. only redeeming feature was she was gorgeous, but totally not into the session. i am still kicking myself, i sure could use that $$$ for one of my atfs that i know is into helping me enjoy myself!
you win some, you lose some, and some take your money and don't offer you a shower.
She claimed I was trying to tick off all the adjectives in a session, and that she wanted to do it her way.
I wasn't trying to do things my way, but that's how she took it. And she got an attitude really fast.
After the session, she kept trying to argue with me about NY vs. LA or something like that. Totally a waste of my time and money.
I lost my hobby virginity to a highly touted provider. I just wanted my first experience to be memorable and to have my candle blown and my brains fucked out for two hours. She had different plans. She wanted me to fuck her ass with a dildo and kept telling me to pee on her. I was so freaked out I couldn't even get hard.
We had communicated quite a bit for weeks before meeting, and I thought all would be great as we seemed to hit it off electronically.
Unfortunately, my dick was being a prick about it (or vice versa) and I just couldn't perform.
I made up some bosh about having an upset stomach and hightailed is out of there.
Then there was one other "provider" who was so bad that it still gives me the shivers. This was a way long time ago back in the age of the telephone and newspapaer ads. Ever had someone try to give you a BJ while they are talking on the phone? That's how bad it was. Nothing to look at either.
I recently had a provider pull that stunt on me... She took the call from her special client/boyfriend/pimp/handler right in the middle of giving me a CBJ. I was close enough to hear their entire conversation. Felt like yelling "She can't talk right now - her mouth is full!" Unfortunately, I didn't think of it in time as I was so dumbfounded at her rudeness and audacity! Had she been a bit closer, I would have tickled her and made her giggle to let the guy know she was with someone. That has happened to me a few times when I was the one calling...not nice....
at least you were a gentelmen and paid her.
"Oh, I accidentally fucked a TS prostitute once". Yeah, right. You and Eddie Murphy.
I do love you, man, and I can't believe you say you look like Larry David, that is EXACTLY how I have always pictured you ![]()
He was asked by an interviewer if the Larry David he portrays on TV is the real Larry David.
He said yes, that is the real me; I am the lie.
Sometimes I wonder if the roles of mrfisher and my civie persona reflect that same thinking.
I would have politely her. You did not tell me all your rules when we set up the appointment and this is what I am expecting so, this woud not work. Have a wonderful day, Thank you and good luck.
Done!
I have found many young providers below 20 generally have many rules so, I stay from them. Anyone below 25 is no go for me. Have tried and never has worked out and left me asking the question What the fuck you just do?
An example of just having no chemistry would be when the provider did everything her past reviews said she did and with gusto, had a great attitude, was on time, dressed and smelled nice, but there just was not that it factor. Also, were the rules made clear before you got there?
I've had a few less-than-perfect pro sessions, and 2 ripoffs in my hobbying career, but none like you describe. But back in the day when I got a lot of civvy sex, I used to go home with whomever was available (I had to have it every day if possible), and there were a number of times when the actual sex was far less than the anticipation. More than one time I faked an orgasm just to get out the door. And it's remotely possible that there were a few women who did the same thing to me, believe it or not ![]()