Oh, those shoes are so pretty = Buy them for me and you get some tonight.

Man:

Don't you have enough shoes? = I am an idiot.

Oh! And, all of that = all that it says, and = I'd like to have sex with you.  

Dear Cleo:
How did you become such a connotative creature? Also what you saying is certain statements are code for saying completely the opposite.  Is this to see how slow we are or what deficits of a social nature we are experiencing? Or are you telling us to listen to the undertones of your statements?

but, just in case you missed the point, it's humor! The is usually a bit of truth in humor.

It would not be obfuscating. Although their was humor,she was also addressing our deficits to discern what she really meant from what she really said. Note her patterns and the equal sign after each statement from the woman's perspective. Once you see the pattern reiterated in her writing and what she is feeling and saying then their would be more truth to it than humor. It is kind of what you used to see in Ally McBeal episodes she might say one thing but really means another.

I'm just jealous because sensualcleoforyou liked your response better than mine!

I'm going fishin. You can come along if you like!

for being "stupid in a no stupid zone"

I am already half in the bag as I am headed to Costa Rica tomorrow for my ___th birthday. So vote early and vote often. lol

On a related note, am I drunk? or does Dupicitiouslust make almost no sense whatsoever?

= I'd like to have sex with you.

...may i add...

Man

Wow! You have a lotta shoes = I'd like to have sex with you in each pair


HalfHour

DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = you're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = you better not
8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course, I am upset, you moron!
10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
11. Im horny = I need a favour
DICTIONARY FOR DECODING MEN'S ENGLISH:
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you.
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you.
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you.
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you.
11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit. = I'm gay.

Lets see how many of theese we get? sorry I/T guy

May I have this dance?

She was having fun at our expense, fool. If you'd read the other posts, you'd see they appreciated it and went along with it.

Ah fuck it. If I have to explain to a grown man about humor and being playful, it's a damn good thing you pay to get laid because you obviously don't have any kind of social skills.

Bonehead.

Lol! Mickey that's hilarious!

Not everything us men say to women is =_____ have sex with you. On second thought you right.

I like yours too! lol!

I bet you weeped and clapped at the end each week, didn't you? Grow a pair, dude! Shit!

Fucking idiot. Lady's expelling her sense of play, which, BTW, I've heard firsthand, but I digress....

Fucking 'gina spewing 'Ally McBeal' episodes? Good God!!!

Gambler, uuughh! You know bro!

Goddam good thing for him I'M not a moderator!

And Matt, neener neener neener!!! lmao!!!

Well said.  Welcome back.  

Old Fucker.
Happy Birthday Ole Man

He's 4 days younger than I am.  It's geezer week on the GD board.  The difference is that he's going to bang a handful of barely legal providers, where I acted far more mature.  Oh wait, that wasn't by choice.  Fuck!

have called him a fucking idiot--he is below stupid and just doesn't get it.

Instead of a thesaurus try a dictionary. Try there instead of their.

He's been rubbing that shit in my face for years.

Woo, boy!  If you're gonna correct all the mis-spellings and bad grammar on this board, Good Luck! Not possible!

I produce enough spelling and grammar errors to keep a full time editor busy all by myself. I feel sorry for the mods who have to read my posts in order to approve them. But those psychos volunteered for the job. They must be even crazier than me.