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He's been rubbing that shit in my face for years.

sensualcleoforyou1387 reads

DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = you're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = you better not
8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course, I am upset, you moron!
10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
11. Im horny = I need a favour
DICTIONARY FOR DECODING MEN'S ENGLISH:
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you.
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you.
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you.
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you.
11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit. = I'm gay.

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no_email110 reads

Lets see how many of theese we get? sorry I/T guy

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slipperyfun118 reads

May I have this dance?

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mrfisher137 reads

Oh, those shoes are so pretty = Buy them for me and you get some tonight.

Man:

Don't you have enough shoes? = I am an idiot.

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ImagineUs100 reads

Posted By: mrfisher
Oh, those shoes are so pretty = Buy them for me and you get some tonight.

Man:

Don't you have enough shoes? = I am an idiot.

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mattradd89 reads

Oh! And, all of that = all that it says, and = I'd like to have sex with you.  ;)

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Duplicitouslust190 reads

Dear Cleo:
How did you become such a connotative creature? Also what you saying is certain statements are code for saying completely the opposite.  Is this to see how slow we are or what deficits of a social nature we are experiencing? Or are you telling us to listen to the undertones of your statements?

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mattradd123 reads

but, just in case you missed the point, it's humor! The is usually a bit of truth in humor. :)

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Duplicitouslust149 reads

It would not be obfuscating. Although their was humor,she was also addressing our deficits to discern what she really meant from what she really said. Note her patterns and the equal sign after each statement from the woman's perspective. Once you see the pattern reiterated in her writing and what she is feeling and saying then their would be more truth to it than humor. It is kind of what you used to see in Ally McBeal episodes she might say one thing but really means another.

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GaGambler121 reads

for being "stupid in a no stupid zone"

I am already half in the bag as I am headed to Costa Rica tomorrow for my ___th birthday. So vote early and vote often. lol

On a related note, am I drunk? or does Dupicitiouslust make almost no sense whatsoever?

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MP67108 reads

Fucking idiot. Lady's expelling her sense of play, which, BTW, I've heard firsthand, but I digress.... ;)

Fucking 'gina spewing 'Ally McBeal' episodes? Good God!!!

Gambler, uuughh! You know bro!

Goddam good thing for him I'M not a moderator!

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sensualcleoforyou80 reads

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Fugly84 reads

Old Fucker.
Happy Birthday Ole Man

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little phil92 reads

He's 4 days younger than I am.  It's geezer week on the GD board.  The difference is that he's going to bang a handful of barely legal providers, where I acted far more mature.  Oh wait, that wasn't by choice.  Fuck!

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Fugly69 reads

He's been rubbing that shit in my face for years.

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MP6789 reads

I bet you weeped and clapped at the end each week, didn't you? Grow a pair, dude! Shit!

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tgphd77 reads

Instead of a thesaurus try a dictionary. Try there instead of their.

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inicky4681 reads

Woo, boy!  If you're gonna correct all the mis-spellings and bad grammar on this board, Good Luck! Not possible!

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scoed92 reads

I produce enough spelling and grammar errors to keep a full time editor busy all by myself. I feel sorry for the mods who have to read my posts in order to approve them. But those psychos volunteered for the job. They must be even crazier than me. :D ;)

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MP67147 reads

She was having fun at our expense, fool. If you'd read the other posts, you'd see they appreciated it and went along with it.

Ah fuck it. If I have to explain to a grown man about humor and being playful, it's a damn good thing you pay to get laid because you obviously don't have any kind of social skills.

Bonehead.

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sensualcleoforyou126 reads

Lol! Mickey that's hilarious!

Posted By: MP67
She was having fun at our expense, fool. If you'd read the other posts, you'd see they appreciated it and went along with it.

Ah fuck it. If I have to explain to a grown man about humor and being playful, it's a damn good thing you pay to get laid because you obviously don't have any kind of social skills.

Bonehead.

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MP6777 reads

And Matt, neener neener neener!!! lmao!!!

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mattradd104 reads

I'm just jealous because sensualcleoforyou liked your response better than mine! ;)

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sensualcleoforyou110 reads

I like yours too! lol!

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keystonekid76 reads

have called him a fucking idiot--he is below stupid and just doesn't get it.

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scoed126 reads

Not everything us men say to women is =_____ have sex with you. On second thought you right. ;) :D

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mattradd90 reads

I'm going fishin. You can come along if you like! ;)

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timnguyen2011101 reads

Well said.  Welcome back.  :)

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HalfHour77 reads

= I'd like to have sex with you.

...may i add...

Man

Wow! You have a lotta shoes = I'd like to have sex with you in each pair

:)
HalfHour

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joleneineugene96 reads

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