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Blowing Chunks 1899 reads
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This is when 4 does not equal 3 + 1...

Would you go for a 4 some or would you prefer a 3 some and see 1 other girl independently?  

One girl at a time is more intimate and I've preferred it this way so far but occasionally a duo or trio sounds hot too. For the guys who have done it before, would you prefer a 3 girl session, or a 2 girl duo and then see the other one-on-one

WW1974 993 reads
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I don't understand what you mean...

Are you saying that there are 4 or 3 providers who want to have a joint session with you but you want to break the group into smaller chunks of 1 alone and the rest together?  

or are you saying you'd like to set up a group date and at the last second pull one aside for 1:1 instead?  

or are you saying you'd set it up initially to be two separate dates, where one is a group date and the other is 1:1

Gemma Coreana See my TER Reviews 1076 reads
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2guys & girl is my fav!!! Woo whoo.....


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Blowing Chunks 1166 reads
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4 / 45
3 providers versus 2 providers and seeing the 3rd separately 1:1.

Suppose there are 3 providers I want to see.  (4 some means 4 people total which in my case would be 3 girls and me ) What I'm really trying to gauge is if a 4 some is really worth the sacrifice of intimacy when a 3 some might be suffice. I can the last girl alone and one on one. But it just might be fun to add her and do a trio.  

They all know each other and mingle well.    

Well, I'm seeing a total of 7 or 8 girls this week but the rest of em I'm going 1:1.  

Either way, I'm a tad drunk and probably should sleep. ROFL


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TalkToTrees 1200 reads
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5 / 45
You're not alone...

... trying to figure out what in the hell is Drunken Asian is posting on here.

Remember... keep in mind the first word of his handle... drunken... that alone should tell you all you need to know about him.

The Forest Waits
 
Posted By: WW1974
Are you saying that there are 4 or 3 providers who want to have a joint session with you but you want to break the group into smaller chunks of 1 alone and the rest together?  
   
 or are you saying you'd like to set up a group date and at the last second pull one aside for 1:1 instead?  
   
 or are you saying you'd set it up initially to be two separate dates, where one is a group date and the other is 1:1?  
   
 

Blowing Chunks 1233 reads
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6 / 45
I think I'd puke if there was another naked dude in the room besides me.

I just don't roll that way cuz I'm a Great Asian American Hobbyist.  

Even if he's cool, he's still got a fkn tool.  

And that's NOT how I roll.  :D  

Not sure how related it is but many far east asians are a bit more on the conservative or traditional side to some extent when it comes to that... Cuz I don't see too many far east asian lesbians. Most pure K providers I know are STRAIGHT. They like DICK not girls. lo

Gemma Coreana See my TER Reviews 1244 reads
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7 / 45
Def. A cock lover here.....

I'm not into the whole licking pussy thing....  But cocks!!! Yum yum yum yum... I can't get enough!!!  I like all shapes & sizes... Granted I love a GODIZILLA the best!!! 😜😜😜😜😜

Blowing Chunks 1087 reads
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8 / 45
Hey woody wood pecker, are you saying you never drink on occasion? Go ask your tree about it.

Let me know what the tree says. I'd really like to know what your tree actually said. Did you have to peck his woody a bit? ;)

Would Mr.Woody Wood Pecker be surprised to know that D.A. never ever got a DUI and has his shit together? Would the woody be surprised to know that D.A. is actually mostly sober... except for tonight? rofl

Would a stupid piece of wood chuck chuck a stupid piece of wood if a stupid wood chuck could chuck a stupid piece of wood?  

The whiskey waits.  
The forest waits for Woody-pecker to say something worthy.

ROFLMA

TalkToTrees 1198 reads
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9 / 45
The tree replied...

... why is this stupid idiot peeing on me?  

Can't he find the porta john?  

Oh... he's too drunk to even think straight. Oh... wait... he never thinks straight even sober.

Mr. Woody here doesn't drink alcohol. He's allergic to alcohol. Therefore, he doesn't need to worry about DUI.  

However, he does have to worry and watch out for Drunken Asians driving on the streets. Hope he doesn't kill someone in the course of his drunken driving.

The Forest Waits  
Posted By: Drunken Asian
Let me know what the tree says. I'd really like to know what your tree actually said. Did you have to peck his woody a bit? ;)  
   
 Would Mr.Woody Wood Pecker be surprised to know that D.A. never ever got a DUI and has his shit together? Would the woody be surprised to know that D.A. is actually mostly sober... except for tonight? rofl  
   
 Would a stupid piece of wood chuck chuck a stupid piece of wood if a stupid wood chuck could chuck a stupid piece of wood?  
   
 The whiskey waits.  
 The forest waits for Woody-pecker to say something worthy.  
   
 ROFLMAO  
   
   
 

Gemma Coreana See my TER Reviews 1496 reads
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10 / 45
OMG you guys crack me up!!!

Btw I'm not drunk ... I was out promoting a event at a club tonight for my friends club!!!  Theme party so dressing up in costume is fabulous& fun!!!   But FYI-  When someone's up late it doesn't mean were always drunk & wasted!!! Lol.....  

At least DA admits it when his been drinking!! Woo whoo!!! 😜😜😜😜😜

Blowing Chunks 1605 reads
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11 / 45
You know what's funny is, no one in my civvy life

ever called me stupid idiot, except a stupid piece of wood who does not know who he's dealing with :)  

You do realize that I have an IQ that most likely surpasses the likes of a dozen tree talkers. :)  I'm not arrogant, I'm just straightforward, honest, and confident that I can sperm cream the vast majority of the likes of you morons. Likely with a pearl necklace or a CIF or if you preer CIM or swallow. You'd like that wouldn't you? ;)

Seeing that my wits are far superior than a stupid piece of wood, I pity the piece of wood who is dumb enough to be talking to trees and waiting for forests.... when all he is talented in doing is pecking on other guy's "Wood". ROFLMAO  

But you see, I am as you say quite drunk on occasions and it does affect my intelligence.  You can ask me if I really give a shit though. I sleep and wake up whenever I want. I don't need to be super sharp all the time because my shit is all taken care of and I don't need to report to anyone, per say cuz I call the shots.  

In about 48 hours, I'm gonna be seeing 7 to 8 totally drop dead gorgeous ladies and likely gonna be happy as a pig in a pile of shit with a grin on his face dripping with pussy juice. And I'll be smoking a celebratory cigar.  

As for peeing on you? I'm a reasonable guy who does not like to start shit. It was YOU who started it with me. But as usual, the stupid wood does not know this. Do you really think I'm going to succumb to a dumb piece of wood that everybody on this board beats on like the new board pinata that he is?  rofl

Go wait for your forest.  I'll just jizz all over it. :D

Blowing Chunks 918 reads
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12 / 45
Where are you anyways?

And yes, I'm a naughty boy.... ROFL

Gemma Coreana See my TER Reviews 1005 reads
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13 / 45
OH MI GOODNESS..... LOL LOL LOL GOD I HEART U!!! Hahahahahaha

I almost fell off my bed reading this!! Hahahahahaha.   Muah muah muah!!!  

I can't wait to venture to vegas to meet you!! And you better show me some Vegas Hospitality!!! Hahahahahaha 😘😘😘😘😘😘

Blowing Chunks 855 reads
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14 / 45
You guys sleep so late.

That's one of the benefits of being FREEE! :)

anonymousfun 6 Reviews 1002 reads
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15 / 45
You too, stop fighting.

Let me do the honors to both.

Gemma Coreana See my TER Reviews 846 reads
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16 / 45
Re: You guys sleep so late. Uuuuhhhmmmmm,...

I have to be up & refreshed by 1pm, I have a multi hour scheduled... I don't need 15hrs of sleep like most,  maybe 3-5hrs then a Power nap in between,.... Hopefully it is a great sexually active session so I can power nap afters!! Lol woo whoo

Blowing Chunks 164 reads
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17 / 45
LMAO it just shows that our lovely mushroom cap is just as SPOTY worthy as we all think he is. :D

But at least he didn't blurt out a whole sentence full of expletives this time.  

maybe he's becoming more mature or simply just old.  LOL

Gemma Coreana See my TER Reviews 827 reads
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18 / 45
Re: You too, stop fighting. Who's fighting???

Maybe DA & Talktothrees  .... Not Robyn, DA or I.... Lol lol

Blowing Chunks 900 reads
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19 / 45
ROFLMAO !!!! hahaha


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Blowing Chunks 983 reads
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20 / 45
Well here's one for you! :D :D

ROFL

Blowing Chunks 1051 reads
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21 / 45
Nothing to hide. As a citizen of this free nation, I'm absolultely positively

proud to be blowing chunks at the street corner.    

It's the land of the tree~~~  
And the home of the gravey!  

(I might have spelled that wrong, ROFL

Gemma Coreana See my TER Reviews 1007 reads
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22 / 45
Re: ROFLMAO !!!! hahaha. Aaawwweeee

I kinda like his attitude on the board.. He's honest, says what's in his mind, you're like that.. I'm like that... A few other I really enjoy reading their posts cuz they are like that too....  Other posters I just skim, mostly annoying the shit out of me, if there was a punch in the face button app that sends punches to face via the internet ..... I would totally be pushing that button ALOT!!! Lol .....   Okay I'm really off to bed, gotta be up soon to get ready for a session!!!  

Please be a big fat cock who wants to fuck my brains out.... Please be a big fat cock who wants to fuck my brains out.... Please be a big fat cock who wants to fuck my brains out.... Please be a big fat cock who wants to fuck my brains out.... Please be a big fat cock who wants to fuck my brains out.... Please be a big fat cock who wants to fuck my brains out.... Please be a big fat cock who wants to fuck my brains out.... Please be a big fat cock who wants to fuck my brains out.... !!!!  

Have a wonderful day everyone!!!!  
Xoxo
GC

Blowing Chunks 898 reads
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23 / 45
well good night... and nice chanting about big cocks. ROFLMAO


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Gemma Coreana See my TER Reviews 992 reads
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24 / 45
YYYEEEESSSSSS!!!!! . ROFLMAO

I finally made the cut & got upgrade to having a Dos Equis quote!!! Woo whoo!!!! And it's about my fav topic COCK!!  HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Love it love it love it!!!  

THANK YOU DRUNKEN ASIAN!! YOU ROCK!!!  

Gnite TER!! You make my nights less boring!!!!  
Xoxo
😘😘😘😘😘
GC

Blowing Chunks 969 reads
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25 / 45
Here's something you should see...... ROFLMAO


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WickedBrut 27 Reviews 1432 reads
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26 / 45
Never done a session with 3 women, never considered it.

Doubles are great, and sometimes far more intimate than one-on-ones.

Posted By: Drunken Asian
Would you go for a 4 some or would you prefer a 3 some and see 1 other girl independently?  
   
 One girl at a time is more intimate and I've preferred it this way so far but occasionally a duo or trio sounds hot too. For the guys who have done it before, would you prefer a 3 girl session, or a 2 girl duo and then see the other one-on-one?  
 

I_run_the_table 1093 reads
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27 / 45
I prefer two cocks + me!

And I know you guys really hate hearing that!  

One of the most erotic experiences I've ever had was when two cocks were inside me. It was delicious and amazing and almost too much. But not quite! :-) I'd do it again in a heartbeat.

Arovet 62 Reviews 1012 reads
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28 / 45
Foursome is high on my bucket list...

I just need to lay off the singles long enough to skim the funds for such and endeavor.  I guess it's true what they say about me...

gasperik007 47 Reviews 1153 reads
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29 / 45
onesies or twosies

I prefer one on one.  Two ladies are a distraction and divert attention.

2labman 26 Reviews 1058 reads
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30 / 45
That is a lot of fun, if the guys are friends...

Not bi, but just friends so you don't mind sharing.  It can get pretty intense for the girl with all that action aimed at her.

Warning:  only vaguely related information ahead!

Had a civie GF long ago and knew that she thought that my best friend was as hot as I was.  (ROFL)  She sat between us in a movie one night and I had my arm on one shoulder (with breast in hand) while my friend started doing the same on the other side after getting the nod from me.  She just kept looking straight ahead while getting aroused as hell.  After the movie we immediately adjourned to an apartment for a very hot threesome, after which her eyes were glazed over and she had trouble talking coherently.  Just had a dreamy smile.

It was very interesting in the movie watching her trying to keep it under control while she didn't quite know who had said what to who, and if I was going to be pissed if she let my friend have a feel.

She was a fun girl.  Still think of her almost 40 years later...

2labman 26 Reviews 1087 reads
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31 / 45
No way I could do three girls justice...

at my age.  If the other two want to play together, why should I fund that when I could fund 2+1 or 1+1+1.  OTOH, if you are not limited by funds, then that would open up whole new worlds to explore.

I_run_the_table 1087 reads
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I am SO in!

Me + You + my dog + your dog.  

There's your foursome. It would be amazing and relatively inexpensive.

Hieronymus 1305 reads
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Re: I am SO in!

That depends. What's your dogs rate?

Posted By: I_run_the_table
Me + You + my dog + your dog.  
   
 There's your foursome. It would be amazing and relatively inexpensive.

Gemma Coreana See my TER Reviews 1003 reads
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Re: That is a lot of fun, if the guys are friends...

I think 2 guys & a girl scenario is super hot!!!   1 guy str8, 1 biguy & a dom girl!! Super friggin HAWT!!!

Gemma Coreana See my TER Reviews 811 reads
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35 / 45
BTW...... ROFLMAO

The session was actually great... He didn't fuck my brains out but it was a great session...  

Have a 7am with one of my new favs, it's going to be our 3rd meeting, in excited about it cuz we have excellent chemistry!!!  He does have a Nice COCK!!! Yum yum

keystonekid 114 Reviews 980 reads
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Re: If we could see your profile we might be interested. eom


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I_run_the_table 868 reads
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I will forever remain anonymous here.

I know some find that annoying. Others wonder why I post here at all. But I'm simply here to be entertained or entertain. At some point, I may post an email address but it won't be to gain business. It would simply be to talk about what's really important in life like dogs, paper or plastic and Downton Abbey.

skarphedin 1053 reads
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Do escorts really want you to do justice to them? -e-


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WickedBrut 27 Reviews 1020 reads
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I leave an envelope and get an orgasm. When SHE gets an orgasm, I want an envelope. EOM



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Blowing Chunks 891 reads
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HA HA HA HA eom


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WickedBrut 27 Reviews 1099 reads
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Only fair. eom


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Blowing Chunks 1049 reads
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Why would the straight guy want to give or receive from the bi guy?

I'm thinking both need to bi otherwise they'll be the same as two straight guys since they wouldn't be giving or receiving to one another between the guys. lol

WickedBrut 27 Reviews 1090 reads
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Well, okay I don't get an envelope. But can I get a beer? -e-


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skarphedin 1118 reads
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It's hard for me to fly like an eagle around here... -e-


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2labman 26 Reviews 871 reads
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Re: Do escorts really want you to do justice to them?

Why pay for something I can't enjoy properly

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