Most of you guys are unloveable, so you compensate by turning providers into mommy replacements to get love in the guise of sex.  So you are shtupping your mommies and paying for it.  How is that working for you?

...that a thread like this is left up.

I'm not married, but I thought that was the concept behind marrying a woman. The wife is at home taking care of the children, and preparing meals. While the man provides for the family, and in his free time seeks out other females to impregnate.  

Exactly where's UDO when desperately needed?  

Would that make you happy? You have been whining about this board for the last 6 or 7 years, so you can start to fix it anytime you want.

Obviously I can't argue with what you are saying because there is a lot of truth to it.

How about when a hobbyist yearns for breast milk from a woman half his age, proceeds into a fetal position and gets petted to sleep? Sure that's normal and a good thing, right?

Outstanding

Back in the day we could actually discuss something beyond chronic dribblers and teaching the world to sing in perfect harmony. Now thanks to the "Report this Post" button every Oversensitive-Sally, Politically-correct Peter, and Race-card Ralph has waged a war on free (interesting) speech.    

Since most of the girls I see are too young to be my daughter, where do I fit in?  If I can't be a mommy-shtupper, to what can I aspire?  Please categorize me.  I need to fit in somewhere.
Thank you.

You need to pay in advance for more of my therapy.  My plan is working...

The kind that lets me put my penis into a lady's vagina.  If you have one of those, we can discuss your rates.
PS: You do know, I hope, that if you split "therapist" into two words you get "the rapist."

And I bet that "hobbyist" is YOU!!

Sorry, you don't fit in anywhere.
You can aspire to staying the fuck away from here, so we don't have to listen to your whiny little ass.

It may be the only therapy you pay for, but it's not the only therapy you need!!!

Dumb ass.  

Making lame, half-assed retorts to my posts.  Now why don't you go bother Clarence, you little tool? Or did he hurt your feelings too badly earlier?  Now, run along.

If a guy needs a mommy or a shrink, he better look somewhere else. I have enough drama in my personal life.

to understand sarcasm or how to make a mildly intelligent comment.  We should start calling you The Wedge, because it is the simplest tool known to man.

With apologies to Norman Bates...

Well, I WAS talking to YOU!

What do you want to do? Hit me with your cane or was that stolen from you on the unemployment line. You are a pathetic excuse for a man. Little wimp.    

Of course you could hire him to shill for you and post with a bunch of angry red faces on TER. When he tries to see you with an IOU in his hand, will you still be impressed?

STFU asswipe.......your stuff is stale!!

"wash her feet?"......I sure hope so. That means i'll be a lot closer to her than you.

Unloveable is harsh. There are a lot of different people in the world. One persons weirdo is another persons pookie boo boo butt. Just watch tv for like... Five minutes.  

Your "game" is so weak it is absolutely pathetic.  And of course you don't even get it.  Simplest tool known to man

Kundera ? Hope I translated last name of the author correct I read it of course not in english but idea is. Every woman wants to be raped in sex of course not abused brutally but taken devored as an animal  
And I recently went on one movie presentation at one well known ivy college and movie was documentary about rape victims and all movie was as she was raped and then dedicated all her freaking life to this rapist find him hahha I guess it was good and two hours of documentary about rape and then victims of the rape on stage all ugly as hell am I shallow and do not know life ? May be I was not raped myself ? May be I do not understand ? But I have sooo mixed feelings about american approach of sex with woman as ah honey can we do it ? Just take her not asking she will enjoy she must if she is a woman and you have dick and not hurting her. I guess many women now be mad at me ? Sorry am I shallow ? But I like your the rapist joke

Incest?
I think you need to put the pen down on this one! ( out of respect for people who have suffered at the hands of incest.)
"Among adults of course"....still doesn't make it right.
Do we really need to go this far to get turned on? God help us!

You just assured communication from me.

especially for those who have had to endure it. Guys who want to wear a diaper and take a crap, then have a provider feed them a bottle, are more of what I was thinking of, and those who really do need someone to whine to. No incest involved. I thought the OP meant a psychological type of mommy vs. a physical one.

ROFLMAO