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Re: I wasn't talking to youangry_smile
lungman 10 Reviews 637 reads
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Well, I WAS talking to YOU!

Most of you guys are unloveable, so you compensate by turning providers into mommy replacements to get love in the guise of sex.  So you are shtupping your mommies and paying for it.  How is that working for you?

It's science.

I'm not married, but I thought that was the concept behind marrying a woman. The wife is at home taking care of the children, and preparing meals. While the man provides for the family, and in his free time seeks out other females to impregnate.  

It's nature.  

 
Question: is science nature?

Posted By: dantananot
Most of you guys are unloveable, so you compensate by turning providers into mommy replacements to get love in the guise of sex.  So you are shtupping your mommies and paying for it.  How is that working for you?  
   
 It's science.

Exactly where's UDO when desperately needed?  

Posted By: MrSelfDestruct
...that a thread like this is left up.

Panthera12715 reads

Would that make you happy? You have been whining about this board for the last 6 or 7 years, so you can start to fix it anytime you want.

Just keep your WNBA fetish on the Sports board and your TS stuff on the TS Board.

Back in the day we could actually discuss something beyond chronic dribblers and teaching the world to sing in perfect harmony. Now thanks to the "Report this Post" button every Oversensitive-Sally, Politically-correct Peter, and Race-card Ralph has waged a war on free (interesting) speech.    

  As far as the original OP goes. I think providers are a poor substitute for mothers. Many providers I've met with merely 'pets' provide far less than a stable home for the critters.  

(Legal disclaimer- I said "many" not all!)

Panthera12464 reads

Obviously I can't argue with what you are saying because there is a lot of truth to it.

I'll be making you a short list of handles for your kind (or not so kind) diagnosis.  

-- Modified on 10/27/2013 12:53:14 PM

Panthera12576 reads

How about when a hobbyist yearns for breast milk from a woman half his age, proceeds into a fetal position and gets petted to sleep? Sure that's normal and a good thing, right?

And I bet that "hobbyist" is YOU!!

Panthera12523 reads

Dumb ass.  

What's wrong? Can't find your lube? Doing yourself dry again?  

Try that 12 step program dungy.

Panthera12605 reads

Of course you could hire him to shill for you and post with a bunch of angry red faces on TER. When he tries to see you with an IOU in his hand, will you still be impressed?

Your "game" is so weak it is absolutely pathetic.  And of course you don't even get it.  Simplest tool known to man

Posted By: lungman
STFU asswipe.......your stuff is stale!!

Panthera12639 reads

What do you want to do? Hit me with your cane or was that stolen from you on the unemployment line. You are a pathetic excuse for a man. Little wimp.    

Instead of saving every penny and eating at the dollar menu every day to see a couple of hookers, how about buying yourself a life.

BTW, I doubt that your old "flame" is going to give you a freebie, but she may allow you to wash her feet some day.

"wash her feet?"......I sure hope so. That means i'll be a lot closer to her than you.

Outstanding

Posted By: dantananot
Most of you guys are unloveable, so you compensate by turning providers into mommy replacements to get love in the guise of sex.  So you are shtupping your mommies and paying for it.  How is that working for you?  
   
 It's science.

Since most of the girls I see are too young to be my daughter, where do I fit in?  If I can't be a mommy-shtupper, to what can I aspire?  Please categorize me.  I need to fit in somewhere.
Thank you.

You need to pay in advance for more of my therapy.  My plan is working...

The kind that lets me put my penis into a lady's vagina.  If you have one of those, we can discuss your rates.
PS: You do know, I hope, that if you split "therapist" into two words you get "the rapist."

It may be the only therapy you pay for, but it's not the only therapy you need!!!

Making lame, half-assed retorts to my posts.  Now why don't you go bother Clarence, you little tool? Or did he hurt your feelings too badly earlier?  Now, run along.

Kundera ? Hope I translated last name of the author correct I read it of course not in english but idea is. Every woman wants to be raped in sex of course not abused brutally but taken devored as an animal  
And I recently went on one movie presentation at one well known ivy college and movie was documentary about rape victims and all movie was as she was raped and then dedicated all her freaking life to this rapist find him hahha I guess it was good and two hours of documentary about rape and then victims of the rape on stage all ugly as hell am I shallow and do not know life ? May be I was not raped myself ? May be I do not understand ? But I have sooo mixed feelings about american approach of sex with woman as ah honey can we do it ? Just take her not asking she will enjoy she must if she is a woman and you have dick and not hurting her. I guess many women now be mad at me ? Sorry am I shallow ? But I like your the rapist joke

Sorry, you don't fit in anywhere.
You can aspire to staying the fuck away from here, so we don't have to listen to your whiny little ass.

to understand sarcasm or how to make a mildly intelligent comment.  We should start calling you The Wedge, because it is the simplest tool known to man.

If a guy needs a mommy or a shrink, he better look somewhere else. I have enough drama in my personal life.

With apologies to Norman Bates...

Sooo...YouWanna529 reads

Unloveable is harsh. There are a lot of different people in the world. One persons weirdo is another persons pookie boo boo butt. Just watch tv for like... Five minutes.  

I think there's definitely a small group of people looking for something like this. But, we ladies can sense the ones that are looking for some kind of weird mommy replacement, and we usually just never have time for them. Or charge extra. Depending on our mood.  

The majority though? Nah.  

I'm no doctor, but that experience tho ;-)

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