I know most of ladies find the looks of our clients to be neutral
Most aren't ugly enough to turn us off, or attractive enough to turn us on.
They're just old, white, overweight and not terribly repulsive.
We can all handle that.
Have them fuck you from behind, or in my case not at all.

LOL. Tell us all how you really feel
 I have no words for this post. I .. can't .. breathe ..

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Thankfully from my end I can hand pick my providers. Of course, clothes can hide a multitude of imperfections but I have done well in avoiding the saggy tits, saggy asses, cellulite and smelly pussies.  

My point: I get paid well enough to overlook that what would gross me out should I be doing the very same thing for no money.  

It would be nice if we could pick our clients. I would probably still pick the majority of clients that I see,
but it would be nice to weed the undesirables out. I usually just put them on my personal DNS (do not see)
list and choose not to see them again. If they're good tippers though and not too touchy I may continue  
seeing them.

Well everything i've said is true isn't it lol?

On that note, the worst kissers seem to want to do the most kissing.

most people just suck it up and deal with it. Of course most jobs aren't as intimate as escorting.  So why not just turn the lights off.

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This way she knows about
Me Sexy Body!!

And how can you tell a guy, "I want the lights off because the site of you is stomach turning"? I know, make up something more palatable, and yes, maybe you were joking.

Bodies endlessly fascinate me having so many variations on the same theme!  All of those physical traits you mention are character, road maps of lives lived, unique geographical sights...  

With liver spots.

Those things will hit his knees if he stands up.

I'm surprised you didn't really lay it on thick to get these old men calling,

Every business person has "undesirables". You have two choices: suck it up or jump ship. Either case, dont bitch about it. If he stinks and its too much, drop him. If he stinks but tolerable for the dough, you keep him ad dont whine about it.  

It's not easy to jump ship once their clothes are off, by that time you've already taken their money and you certainly don't want to give it back, especially when they've already laid their wrinkly balls on your bed spread lol. That should be paid for at the very least.

Maybe you need a different career !!!!!!!!!!!!

The AICPA has partnered with Etch-A-Sketch to create "Connect the brain cells".

At your hourly rates for a pathetic massage it's amazing that you can still afford internet.

Well maybe, but this one is just so lucrative
You all will pay a lot for a cute girl with a smile

If she could do it over...she wouldn't have gotten knocked up at 15.

Just some troll dude on a spoofed account alias.  Lets all reply on aliases too.  Its Super Saturday Fun Day!

You'd be surprised to learn just how much my clients will pay for me to not fuck them lol
The money in this business really is great, even with the undesirables

Aww, CPA don't be so upset honey lol

Sounds like you do to know how much she charges and you must know her really well to know how many clients she has.  

Or running a business? You know the risks going in to every session, right? You dont think I get dissapointed sometimes when a hooker undresses when a read 5 or 6 mangina reviews and she got 9's and 10's and she really is a 7? Do I bitch? Fuck no. Its part of the terrian. Like I said, suck it up or bail.

is refreshing on this board especially from a provider? Would you rather have that fake psychobabble BS from one of those mentally unfit providers? Seriously, she's not being mean or a bitch about it

Goodness, I hope no one ever said it would be easy. That is certainly not the case. I do think I have it easier than the FS ladies though, how they manage to suck some of theses guys' dick without throwing up is beyond me, but that's another thread in and of itself lol.

And this is just another troll post...by another angry hooker who is fugly and has to do massage only as she can't find johns willing to fuck her.

There's no need to be grouchy, it's beautiful out.

In as much as you can screen properly and ask for details in references. You can ask other ladies about the attractiveness of the client and they may respond honestly. You might not get as much business this way but if you are really concerned then that is an option. Some ladies even ask for photos.  

How is her brand of storytelling that different then what guys post. It's not really. It is laced with truth, much like the fat hooker posts that appear weekly. There are fat hookers.  

Some of the sweetest guys are attached to a colostomy bag.

Considering that your FS days are in the rear view mirror...and you didn't save a nickel for tomorrow..now you are just babbling how tough this gig is.  And you're not licensed to charge real rates for massage...so you advertise on BP for the $ 80 rub and tugs.

Brings out the lurkers who get pissed at the comments.

You could be correct after the she is pregnant thread yesterday!

I don't know why you all get so upset when i post lol
Everything I say is something you should already know, and if you don't know it it's because you've deluded yourself.

You must be pretty scary looking if they pay you not to not to fuck!

CPA, I promise it'll be alright babe. I promise  

All our cocks are huge and beautiful that give them dozens of orgasms that they NEVER fake, or didnt you get that memo? Well the ones that arent man haters say that bullshit.  

No i've seen that, and I assume that either these ladies have access to a caliber of client that I am not privy to, OR, they just want to drum up a little more business. Which is cool if they need to, we're all working here. But I do think it's kinda funny. "OMG, I lubbbb my clients soooo much, they are so hot and rich and big-dicked" lol, that can be a little much.

How many days?

Not all of us pay for sex out of necessity. I still get plenty of free sex from my GF and a few on the side. However, I still like the convenience and variety.
I also understand that I am not going out clubbing and getting lucky with a 25 year old hottie at my age, but I can easily hire one.  When I am through that 25 year old, I am not going to be delusional and think that she wants to date me. She won't be barfing or disgusted either but you never know, lol.

You...OTOH get that over a two day stretch fighting off the ROB's and thugs.

And I'll bet there's still plenty left on that LINK card so you can pick up some three day old dogs at the AM-PM for you and the kid.

Posted By: someCuteChic

CPA, I promise it'll be alright babe. I promise  
   
 Sometimes when we're upset, we lash out and I understand.  
 But just know, I'm here for you. We all our actually.  
 We love you

I would prefer sucking c*ck to doing massage for a full hour...sorry, but massage annoys the shit out of me. 10 min. at most, a guy will nut from a blow job. Now, there are other aspects of GFE that I don't much are for, but we won't get into that. I've done doubles with FBSM providers who only did hj...took them about 45 min on average to get the guy off, when I was done in 5.

Well...the only folks who say "bedding" are also using their AARP cards  LOL

Now, that shit is dead on. I agree...some women on here are walking ads, and it's hilarious with all the "I love this," and "I love that" bs, when most of them are full of shit. The "Pick me" in the ISO posts even moreso, and they do that in public. I would be humiliated to let the world know how desperate I was to suck a c(ck lol.

I thought you had lurked for a bit...and were indeed paying attention.

The we I'm speaking of us is all of us on this hooker/john board.
We care about you CPA.
Can't you tell?

Well you know, doing the massage really isn't bad. It can be boring though, especially if I'm already tired or the guy is super quiet. I do try to make the hj last at least 20 minutes though. That's kinda my selling point. It makes them feel special

I say bedding all the time...hmmm, what do people say then? Getting laid, maybe?

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"Those young whipper snappers"?

Add to that, massage is actually hard work especially if you are doing the legit ones standing, or the body to body kind. Pffft...next.

If i wanted to troll I'd certainly do that,

"Mangina boys everywhere".

But this does raise an interesting question.  Do you ask them to change your bag before, after, or during sex?

I confess I lurked but was not really paying too much attention to the nuances. I am now reading through your jousts with SS. I am waiting for a friend so in the mean time I am reading furiously, taking notes so I can comment with authority.

It's no huge revelation that many providers think some of their clients are disgusting, but when you charge over 500, it makes it a bit easier.

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Now who's being delusional?

Like I said...only one alias a quarter.

TER offers opportunity to reach various levels of the game if you can correctly answer TER related question.

I imagine most of these guys get free sex from someone, their wives or whomever else that may have some sort of emotional attachment to them.

Not my cup of tea...but for others...you betcha!!

Twenty something types certainly dont use "bedded." There mothers dont use that term either. Not sure if their GRANDMA'S used that term, but maybe.  

Some of the ladies forget that “cheesecake” is a type of pose – not something you scarf down before the photo shoot.

Yikes, I am busted lol

It seems to be a revelation to me.

That's certainly plausible isn't it? lol

The answer had already been posted for my new gal pal elsewhere.

Yep you will, then some young punk can make fun of you. It will happen in the blink of the eye, that quick Lol

My provider said I looked like Mel Gibson when hey was young. wait that could have been Mel Brooks when he was old!

Be a cynic all you like.  The reason I love my work as I do, is that I hold the attitude that I do!  I can only imagine how dreadful this would all be for someone with your perspective.

Not necessarily, you should know, as a provider, that most men that do this are married. It's not just unattractive losers who can't get laid. Sheesh...what market do you cater to?

If you are doing a decent massage, and doing it RIGHT... you can work up a sweat lo

And you are double the pleasure.  Hope you had fun pal..I know I did  LOL

Men Play as women and post as women all the time! LMAO

As you can see from the thread it gets tough to maintain continuity pretending to be a different gender.  Eventually the charade is up...as it came to a thunderous crash here  LOL

Don’t know which planet or town you live. Most men are fit these days regardless of their age. If you are getting an overload of them, you may be doing something wrong.

Most men are fit these days?

That's why you've been able to spend the afternoon typing away unabated  LOL

I can't believe she's willing to walk around in that lol
At least it's a one piece lol

so funny...and so true!!!!

They are obvious as hell when they do that and then get mad when called out on it. lol. You know, London, for being how you are... I think it is funny that you won't say certain words. What is c(ck anyways?

Roflmao you mean these are the same guy's that dole out the 10's because the girl came 5 times from daty and the lady had a hard time taking their huge member ? you mean these are the guy's with wrinkly skin lol

Guys play the females though mainly because they are looking at their characters asses as they run around all the time lol  

yeah your right on the above post where the question is asked do a ladies post make you call her, this ass kissing is what would make me never call someone

We've had a few of those over the past few years as well...that is VERY creepy IMO.

All hookers hate their disgusting, decrepit, ancient clients.  There could be no other reality.  Anyone who states otherwise is simply ass kissing and trying to get business.  Anyone who feels otherwise... well, they simply don't exist.

wonder which hangs lower-boobs, or balls???

I keep my eyes closed....

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make those assumptions. Maybe, some of the "geezers" have a better personality than you do.

and he didnt like it.

you don't even think about i,t it's not as though you are making a life choice about your future husband, unless someone is an arrogant pig or nasty everyone is fine.