Well even the happiest place on earth has laid off workers now.  So does that mean Minnie Mouse will be working here soon?

So, if you had to choose a cartoon character that becomes a provider, who would you want??
Cinderalla, Snow White, Ariel, Minnie Mouse, who?

I know weird but it is truly sad that even Disney has laid off workers.

Prince Charming!  ALL of them!  LOL  What girl doesn't want to be swept off her feet by a handsome prince!

The mice, dainty and demure characters are nice.  But a woman who KNOWS her business, is great with ropes/lassos, can fly a jet plane, and has Barbie dimensions is outathisworld!!


Or am I just too old ???  

Daisy Mae of Lil' Abner. I guess I'm showing my age.

I don't have a jet, but I certainly KNOW my business, am pretty decent with ropes, and will positively make you SCREAM the truth bound up in them. Does that count?

Robin Hood and all his merry men

Now I know i'll have a good time having sex with all those sexy guys in tights underneath a big oak tree. Oh how I love sex in the great outdoors.

Kisses Haley

As a kid, I remember the costumed character scaring the bejesus out of me as Disney. More than anything, I recall his reeeallly long fingers. If the rest of him is as well endowed, then he totally needs to be providing.

Baring him, Rasputin. Rumor has it the real Rasputin sported a 13 incher. (Of course, the fact that he was damn near impossible to kill may also be of benefit when jealous husbands come after him.)

Definitely. I have a huge crush on Tink. Something about that blonde topknot and the short dress and that little mischievous smile.

Pochannas Talk about  great outdoor Sex!

but some of them have already gotten started

i am much easier to kill, at least in the sense of Elizabethan theatre. "thy soft glance doth kill my heart a thousand times, while the lark trills ascending."

furthermore i am not especially well endowed. the most sublime anatomical compliments i have received are:

1) "at least i can feel it. when i was with XYZ i couldn't feel a damn thing."

and

2) "it has a nice curve anyway. i think we can work with it."

i am in the mood for self deprecating humor this evening.

Re: Robin Hood and all his merry men.........

That is the problem they are Merry men ......just tell em you are fucking GOOFY...Wink


Thank you
2009 = 27

She's not bad, she's just drawn that way.

focusing all your attention and skills on the beautiful wicked queen from snow white.  Perhaps if I was skillful enough, my daty could distract her from her evil ways and get her to focus on something more pleasurable.

Mmm. with a little luck it would take hours of effort to get her to have a really shaking climax.

Esmeralda is certainly hot enough!

And Meg.

They were both professional seducers in a way.

from Beauty and the Beast..

Looks.
Brains.

And doesn't mind a not so good looking guy, she sees his inner beauty..

Kinda like some other ladies I know....


C_K

she was fucking goofy!

(ba-doom)

Cruella would be kind of a trip.

Betty, take a walk on the wild side!  You have probably had many Prince Charmings.  How many chances do you have for 7 dwarfs?

to make them stand up and beg for attention

Kisses Haley

Catwoman, Batman's nemesis.

Speed racers little chick. I liked the way she moaned at the heat of the moment.

Betty Boop
Princess Jasmine
Jessica Rabbit

My top 3!

Jessica, in "Who Framed Roger Rabbit"! LOL

Marge Simpson and  Turanga Leela (from Futurama) . Or perhaps Betty and Wilma.