never seen so many ladies available at the same time, available now... anyone else notice that?

Not mine.   Enjoy it if you can.  It turns quickly.  

I just checked the "available now" ads on P411 in Dallas Texas and there are only 14 ads right now, about half what it normally is at this time of day. LA only has 13 ads, also about half of "normal"

i'm seeing over 100 on eros right now, in the LA area... i know it's kinda early but still... i've never seen that many woman, not on that site.

To find a chick DESPERATE enough to TOUCH you.
Take advantage while you still can, LOSER.  

I see you have crawled back out from under your rock, and that you still are suffering from Random Capitalization Syndrome.  

advertise on Eros pay monthly or quarterly for their ads.  Even though there is an ad up that says they are available, you don't now for sure until you request an appointment.  You might have to contact several before you will find one that will actually meet with you, especially in the current environment over the CV19 hysteria.  

We need to spray again.  Is it your turn or mine?  Lol

Either way, someone needs to spray, before he starts infecting other boards, it's too late for the NY regional board, but not too late for P&R. Actually maybe we should just keep him on P&R, kind of like a "roach motel" where roaches check in but they don't check out. lol

like 160, mid day... some of you women, most of you....  you are hot AF.... I'm an hour outside of LA but gimme a call ladies... lol DAMN HOT

... your PERSONAL "fuck boy?!"

How cool is that? I think I need to take a victory lap!

By YOU group of LOSERS?!
LOL!  
Nah, "John Boy," I ALMOST fell sorry for ya, being that NOW you won't be able to pay some corner ho to touch ya, and gotta stay home with Mommy and wait til she goes to bed to "jerk it," QUIETLY.
Then again, that wouldn't be any DIFFERENT from what you guys do NOW, right?!  

I don't understand your taste in providers.  Is there a reason you go for a certain BODY type?  How much do you weigh (this may be your only chance to impress me)?  Does your own size have anything to do with the kinds of providers you prefer?  Not judging, just curious.  

... are you TALKING about?!

on MY review list,  would pretend I didn't understand, too.  Nice try.  

YOU  call them, they do NOT call you. lol

... so you slamming' HOES, too?!
What a DICK!  

i get the deal... it was a weak attempt at humor... yeah, i had a experiences the bait and switch before... still didn't stop me from mongering though...

Some are decent-looking (but some aren't), but anyone that would see you has to be way too desperate for me.  Any hooker that would tolerate you for an hour (IF you are really seeing any of them) is not someone I want to spend even five minutes with.  Your review list is MY DNS list.  Fair enough?

That's alright, ladies, I still got LOVE for ya, even if LOSER C.D.L. doesn't!  
And I'm sure that ALL those "255" you SUPPOSEDLY saw are all BEAUTY queens, right?
GTFOH!
"255" my ass!  

And just like "CORONA," there is NO vaccine for me!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!  
Eat it, loser!  

And the best thing of all is that every post of yours demonstrates the sheer stupidity, dearth of vocabulary, and paucity of imagination that is an immutable part of your DNA. So I'm happy to see you showcase that again, and again, and again. The beauty, the sheer genius of my (and others') approach is that it serves as a continual reminder to everyone in these forums that your every word is waste of breath and bandwidth. It's also a great lesson to newbies about how NOT to behave if one wishes to avoid becoming a universal laughingstock.

profile links for the last twenty or so that I have seen since the first of the year and you can see for yourself.  Here's one below that I recently saw that you can compare to the ad photos for one of your HEAVY favorites.  Lol

Think how a provider feels when she talks to a guy who is hot and flirty on the phone, and she gets this mental image of Duane Johnson, then the doorbell rings, she opens the door, and . . . . . . . .        

but... i AM that hot stud.... lol

... you speak from PERSONAL experience.  
Awh!  
LOL!  

... you're USING her to post FAKE reviews?
Lucy, you got some 'splainin' to do!  

... to YOU bunch of LOSERS?
Oh my, what will I do?
How will I live with myself?
Oh, "Coronavirus," take me away!  
(dumbasses! LOL! )

humorous sarcasm, you moron.  You are turning out to be the slowest one here when it comes to mental acuity.  Every time you post, you just keep revealing that your IQ is even lower than we previously through.  60 and Tini both knew it was a joke from their responses.   You're the only one that didn't understand.  

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And EVERYBODY will laugh at you, as has been the case for quite a while. There is literally no one in these forums who views you with an iota of seriousness. When you post you can be sure that anyone who reads is doing so with the sole purpose of seeing whether your idiocy-du-jour will give them a belly laugh. So, since it's an absolute certainty that no one gives even the slightest drip of shit what you have to say,  the most likely explanation for your posts is that it must be a form of masturbation for you. It's an Occam's Razor type of conclusion . . . feel free to look up what that is.

is completely accurate.  I'm thinking he probably has no aversion to wanking someone else as well.

She's seen the mole on my ass, so I'd say we got pretty far.  Besides, unlike you, I don't have a problem including all the little details in my reviews.  You don't want that kind of detail, so you fake it.  They call that projecting, but you already know all about that, don't you?    

you fuckers are crazy AF and half entertaining.... as the new guy, i can't keep up with who's joking and who hates who.... but it's fun trying...
as for me... i'm going to go see if my dream girl wants to smash today... lol