This chick is FUBAR, but she is worth a few million. She met a plumber, jacked him off under the table, and then blew him on the first date, plus she offered him a high end Maserati, and to help him start his own business.


Could you..would you? She likes em under 50, hot, built, and with a big weenie. I guess she would have to bwahahhaah.

http://jezebel.com/5725392/millionaire-matchmaker-clashes-with-plumpty-dumpty-female-client

Oh, and before you answer...now you know what some hooker's job is like, only we don't have to fake a hardon...that's gotta be a biaaatch lol.

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I was going to say move up here and be my girlfriend and I'll treat you like a queen.

I thought I was going to be moving you up here with me and instead I am considering a visit with my eye doctor.  

I have a new respect for some of the ladies and the things(people) you have to pretend to find attractive.

Y'all are some damn fools, I swear lol. London has no money to be tossing for d*ck. Why do you think I am a hooker? Duh....

If there was even a one in a million chance, our hopes get up.  Now I have to go back to plan B.  Scheduling a trip to NOLA.  

And a fool is probably the nicest thing I've been called today.  lol

Well, you've seen my girl, Ashley so I will let it go ha ha. Love her!!!

And after a certain point, a guy just realizes that he would rather be poor and getting hot ass than being kept under lock and key, and miserably with a bunch of toys.

Ashley is a ball of fire.  Loved spending time with her.  Now you got me thinking I need to visit Vegas again.  lol.  I need a vacation in case it isn't obvious.

there is no way in hell I could fuck or DATY a fugly girl. I sometimes wonder what the hell these young things think when they have to deal with us old fuckers. Most should be up for an Oscar. And London, I'm pretty sure faking a hard on is near impossible.

It was 14 years ago after my first divorce. She was 17 years older and was married to a guy that made $600,000 a year. She knew he was out with other women and wanted some fun of her own. She paid for everything , nights out, hotel rooms, vacations, my jeep, and got me started on my own. She taught me alot as well and was a complete nymphomaniac.
I hear from her about twice a year but have not seen her in about 10 years.

Oh forgot to mention she was far from ugly though so that did make things a bit easier. I have no idea how providers do it.

MM

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Funny. I saw that episode and she was on this seasons M.M. In fact I caught a reair of it last night. She's now a brunette and more serious. She decided to let the airhead go with the blonde hair. Alas, she did not find love on this episode.

I know...I was watching it and then posted this lol. She was on "Watch What Happens Live" and back to blonde.

Did she teach you how to eat P*ssy, because if so, she likes it the same way I do bwahahaha.

You might want to send her a thank you card lol, js

MM