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benbarley 2202 reads
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1 / 36
Oy...such a pimple...

Ladies, what's the convention on this? I'll spare the details but I awoke with something on my posterior I wouldn't show my dog. Alas, I've already scheduled an appointment for later today.

It's the kind of thing I'd avoid showing a date by keeping my pants on until next time, when it'd be gone. Is it common courtesy to reschedule an arrangement for something like this? I wouldn't cancel an acupuncture appointment over it but I like to think this situation is a lot less clinical that that.

You must have horror stories. I'd like to avoid being one of them.

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SoftlySarah See my TER Reviews 1133 reads
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2 / 36
Yes, it is customary and courteous to reschedule. Give a specific

date and time to reschedule to so she won't think you're yanking her chains.  

Posted By: benbarley
Ladies, what's the convention on this? I'll spare the details but I awoke with something on my posterior I wouldn't show my dog. Alas, I've already scheduled an appointment for later today.  
   
 It's the kind of thing I'd avoid showing a date by keeping my pants on until next time, when it'd be gone. Is it common courtesy to reschedule an arrangement for something like this? I wouldn't cancel an acupuncture appointment over it but I like to think this situation is a lot less clinical that that.  
   
 You must have horror stories. I'd like to avoid being one of them.

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lopaw 29 Reviews 1107 reads
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3 / 36
Not quite the same thing, but....

....on the morning of a long anticipated playdate, I got my period. Oy. What to do. It was too late to cancel, so I decided to roll with it. I didn't mention anything to the provider until we were face to face at her hotel. I then told her that maybe instead of my usual agenda, we could just fool around and forgo any DATY (at full $$$, of course). She was awesome and was very accommodating and we had a wonderful playdate.

My advice would be to mention it perhaps now to her so that she's not surprised by your....er.....eruption. Then it's business as usual. Its really not a big deal in the larger spectrum of things.

anonymousfun 6 Reviews 823 reads
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4 / 36
Damn,

Ask mommy!

Things coming out of men claiming to be grown is truly amazing.  

Are guys that starved for some attention?

dakine18 901 reads
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5 / 36
Re: Damn,

"Are guys that starved for some attention?"

You obviously seem to be.

Tobi Telford See my TER Reviews 902 reads
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6 / 36
Are you talking about buttne?

(that's butt acne for the laymen)

If so, I'm not sure that warrants a same-day cancellation, unless of course she's going to be expected to touch it/have it staring her down for a prolonged period of time. Or if it's oozing in any way. I dealt with a dude with oozing buttne once when I first started. It scarred me for life.

Atlastood 5 Reviews 644 reads
posted
7 / 36
Band Aid.

If it's a pimple and you're merely exaggerating the impact it would have on an unsuspecting viewer (even a dog), then a simple bandage could cover it up and you could refrain from any activities involving her having to touch it with any part of her body

mrfisher 115 Reviews 877 reads
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8 / 36
I think the OP is referring to a pimple on his dick....

for anywhere else it would seem to just be an annoyance rather than a deal breaker.

They do occur. Alas I once had one when I was a mere tadpole:  I was so freaked out about it I ran to the ER where a series of  befuddled, gowned people (I like to think that some of them were doctors, but I recall one person in the room holding a mop.) gaped at it and scratched their heads.  Finally a woman burst to the front of the crowed and averred:  "It's just a pimple; pop it and get him out of here.", which they did.

Fortunately, that was the last time I had that affliction

GaGambler 704 reads
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9 / 36
I certainly hope he's not talking about his dick

especially since he said it was on his "posterior" which would be a VERY ODD place to find his dick. lol

dakine18 675 reads
posted
10 / 36
Re: I think the OP is referring to a pimple on his dick....

The OP wrote  "on my posterior"
I would take that to mean ass, no?

mrfisher 115 Reviews 567 reads
posted
11 / 36
Maybe he thought the post in postierior was his post? eom


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JackDunphy 649 reads
posted
12 / 36
Are you sure it just isnt back splash from taking a dump?

And btw, things on your ass are ok. Its the unexplainable shit on your schlong that freaks the hookers out.

JackDunphy 767 reads
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13 / 36
Why do you say that?

TS operations all don't go smoothly, ya know. :D

702touch See my TER Reviews 766 reads
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14 / 36
i had a pimple on my butt before...

texted my appointment for that day and the next few (never know when they will go away) and just let them know about it and if they would like to reschedule...and you know what, none of them did...i am not a fantasy or a dream girl...i am a realistic woman and things like that happen and my clientele are awesome because they totally accept who i am and everything that comes with me

Durhamdrew 19 Reviews 700 reads
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15 / 36
Re: Are you talking about buttne?

"oozing buttne", I just lost my appetite.

Posted By: Tobi Telford
(that's butt acne for the laymen)  
   
 If so, I'm not sure that warrants a same-day cancellation, unless of course she's going to be expected to touch it/have it staring her down for a prolonged period of time. Or if it's oozing in any way. I dealt with a dude with oozing buttne once when I first started. It scarred me for life.

Arovet 62 Reviews 657 reads
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16 / 36
Dammit Tobi!

I should have remembered where this was gonna go and I clicked on it anyway! Blech!!

But what the hell, here's hoping the worst you're ever scarred is by being grossed out! :-)

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LoboGris 3 Reviews 593 reads
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17 / 36
probably scarred him for life too -eom-


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mrfisher 115 Reviews 770 reads
posted
18 / 36
OK, I did some research and here's what actually happened...


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Related Link: No more beaming!

Bob.Sugar 536 reads
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19 / 36
Where have you been?

Some here were beginning to think that you ran off with me.

Tobi Telford See my TER Reviews 672 reads
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20 / 36
Re: Where have you been?

I thought we agreed to keep that a secret!  

Posted By: Bob.Sugar
Some here were beginning to think that you ran off with me.  

Bob.Sugar 592 reads
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21 / 36
We did agree to keep this a secret

But while you've been away I have a sugar baby here...and she's very possessive.  ;)

Maybe I shouldn't have run the idea of starting the Bob.Sugar harem by her.  
Posted By: Tobi Telford
I thought we agreed to keep that a secret!  
   
Posted By: Bob.Sugar
Some here were beginning to think that you ran off with me.  

Tobi Telford See my TER Reviews 627 reads
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22 / 36
See now you're just giving away the whole system.

We're never going to get this patent if you keep giving every sugar baby insider info. Dammit.  

Posted By: Bob.Sugar
But while you've been away I have a sugar baby here...and she's very possessive.  ;)  
   
 Maybe I shouldn't have run the idea of starting the Bob.Sugar harem by her.    
   
Posted By: Tobi Telford
I thought we agreed to keep that a secret!    
     
Posted By: Bob.Sugar
Some here were beginning to think that you ran off with me.  

Tobi Telford See my TER Reviews 772 reads
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23 / 36
Well read further if you feel like being extra grossed out.

This dude was just gross and creepy in general, but my discovery of the oozing buttne was the straw that broke the camel's back (or butt):

I noticed that there were random spots of what I can only describe as a yellow, translucent fluid on the white comforter. I look at it and my initial thought was that I must have cut myself shaving and was leaking plasma or something (if only that were the case). When a quick inspection of my knees and ankles revealed no clues, I questioned him as to the mystery fluid. His response: "I have some zits on my ass that I was popping before you got here. It's just pus." I packed up my tits and got the fuck out of there, then promptly cried/gagged in my car before racing home to scrub myself with steel wool.  

Fortunately that was my first and hopefully last buttne debacle. Too bad that memory eraser light in Men In Black isn't real.  
Posted By: Arovet
I should have remembered where this was gonna go and I clicked on it anyway! Blech!!  
   
 But what the hell, here's hoping the worst you're ever scarred is by being grossed out! :-)

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Arovet 62 Reviews 596 reads
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24 / 36
While I like when the behavior of other guys makes me look amazing...

I don't need THAT much help. Blech^

cuppajoe 544 reads
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25 / 36
I swear its not what I've been drinking!

This is the most hilarious thread I have read in forever!!!
 

Posted By: benbarley
Ladies, what's the convention on this? I'll spare the details but I awoke with something on my posterior I wouldn't show my dog. Alas, I've already scheduled an appointment for later today.  
   
 It's the kind of thing I'd avoid showing a date by keeping my pants on until next time, when it'd be gone. Is it common courtesy to reschedule an arrangement for something like this? I wouldn't cancel an acupuncture appointment over it but I like to think this situation is a lot less clinical that that.  
   
 You must have horror stories. I'd like to avoid being one of them.

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Bob.Sugar 528 reads
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26 / 36
Not a problem sweetie

My lips are sealed  ;)

Posted By: Tobi Telford
We're never going to get this patent if you keep giving every sugar baby insider info. Dammit.  
   
Posted By: Bob.Sugar
But while you've been away I have a sugar baby here...and she's very possessive.  ;)  
     
  Maybe I shouldn't have run the idea of starting the Bob.Sugar harem by her.    
     
Posted By: Tobi Telford
I thought we agreed to keep that a secret!    
       
   
Posted By: Bob.Sugar
Some here were beginning to think that you ran off with me.  

MatureGFE See my TER Reviews 543 reads
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27 / 36
EWWW!

I just dry heaved!

:-/

Steph

bobs.sugar.baby 586 reads
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28 / 36
He said posterior eom


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bobs.sugar.baby 536 reads
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29 / 36
Hey babe, please bring Tobi soon! Eom


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Durhamdrew 19 Reviews 554 reads
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30 / 36
Re: Well read further if you feel like being extra grossed out.

That "mind eraser" isn't real?! Fuck!

wetgills111 11 Reviews 494 reads
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31 / 36
Re: Well read further if you feel like being extra grossed out.

TMI.........nasty

benbarley 556 reads
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32 / 36
I'm glad I didn't bring up my ebola - eom


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balljointnut 23 Reviews 546 reads
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33 / 36
Hell no don't reschedule.

Upsell them. Offer them more if they will pop it for you.

WICardinalfan 438 reads
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34 / 36
John Belushi -----Animal House.

"Guess what I am......a ZIT!"

WICardinalfan 496 reads
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35 / 36
Really???????

Must be a slow day......pimples on a review board????????? Really?????????

TamarindSpice 564 reads
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36 / 36
So, at the end of the day...

Called. Was honest. You have to understand, it sounds like a throwaway question, but I asked because it was at that level. Ingrown hair, turns out. All the gross stuff you can think of to attribute to a situation like that manifested itself.

I explained I didn't think it was something a band-aid would cover and she thanked me for being considerate. She said she'd seen her share and wished she'd missed a few of them. I rescheduled for a specific time and date and everything is copacetic.

The nature of my visit centered heavily around the blemished area and I was going to be too self-conscious knowing she eyeball-to-eyeball with Crack-atoa.

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