I saw a site where you can make your own porn. Amateur of course. But amateur even looks good today.
Seems pretty simple. How hard could it be?
The way it works is..  
They get the footage, then send you an edited movie, so I'm sure it will end up all over the internet.  
And you can't make money even if they sell it.
There is even a note about that on the site. So I know, and really don't care..

Go see a provider who lets you film the session.  Gina Rollins is one.  But why send the footage to some site?  Just keep the video chip she gives you and beat off!
Daddy does!

They'll have you up on the internet in no time.

I think you know the girl I'm referring to.. Being my dad and all.
She will be pissed when you sway me to Gina.
It's not really about looking for spank material though...
More like my requiem..
I want the William Tell Overture to be played as they show my movie, and bury my old ass.

Being nobody has it's advantages.

Usually the problem. Although the udo does Thailand series is a big hit with the degenerates and "Stalking Escalade" will be out this fall. Good luck though and hope you get your line "UP" (pun intended) b gd bro

That lady would be awesome, too!  What a magnificent slut she is!  Dad just loves her.  He may marry her, and then you can fuck your step-Mom!

Seeing myself would disgust me. Ewww.

Ooops...sorry  

It is usually very hard unless it gets nervous.
And how did you know I like to fish

It will probably be like listening to yourself recorded in audio...
"That isn't me." you think.. But it is...

Exactly. What you said makes perfect sense. LMFAO

Actors: inicky and viptaylorstelle
Producer: GaGambler
Director: ChgoCPA

I've actually filmed a few Providers doing a Session with me. Not one has ever refused. Of course I paid them over the Session price, but it was worth it.

It's all right, son.  He means well.  Please don't kick his azz.

LMAO!  Right!  It's called "Train Wreck At The Not OK Corral."

Providers have often said to me when fucking against a full-length mirror that "it looks like we're making a porno."  I always reply, "Yeah, 'Beauty and the Beast.'"