The "lazy" post below got me to thinking. What ACTUALLY is my favorite type of client?

Answer: GEEKS!!!

First, I am a geek, so of course we have a lot in common. Also, their special requests are so much fun. Having a guy ask me to dress up like "Leah" from Star Wars was not only fun, but I already had the costume in my closet. LOL Another guys asked me to dress up as my favorite comic book hero. When I showed up as Scarlet Witch and he recognized it without hesitation, I nearly came on myself, and he did come on myself. LOL

Also, if you can do quadratic equations, I'm in lust. Do it with your own steps and not the traditional way because you are some kind of math savant, I'm in love.

So ladies - what is your favorite type of client?

FYI, if you take me to ComicCon, I will blow you everyday for a year. Or 365 blow jobs - which ever comes first.

Kisses,
Vanica

Are the guys who are CLEAN with good hygiene, respectful and generous  The ones who don't try to negotiate your rates and also don't try and get as much as they can for their money...  I like the ones who respect your boundaries and also show an interest in you as a person and not just the sex.  I have a few regulars that I know truly care about me and are always saying if I ever get into any kind of trouble or need some kind of help, not to hesitate to call them.  My favorite clients are also the ones who try to make you feel extra special on your birthday or holidays by giving you a little surprise gift.

LMAO!!! Please come to Los Angeles sometime...lotsa geeks here!

I like men who take the time to make sure they are clean and presentable.  Who like to get to know me a little through messages before setting up our date.  They show up on time and very respectful of my time as well.  They actually care about my needs as well as their own.  Very giving and not selfish.  

I don't have one certain body type or look I like in men. It is all about their personality and attitude.  Looks are second to that.  A man's personality and attitude speaks volumes of who he is inside.  Men who treat me with respect will always get respect back.  I like the sweet and passionate men.  

Susie aka Calienteguera4u

Wow, a provider after my own comic-dom heart!
If you tell me you like Hentai or have read Lone Wolf and Cub, I'll get priaprism.
You be Scarlet Witch, I'll be Iron Fist & ComicCon will never be the same again. 'nuff said.

You are cuter than Lieutenant Uhuru!

i have solved 3 dimensional partial differential equation boundary value problems by Green's function methods in my head since i can often evaluate the necessary integrals by thinking about them.  if the problem has some symmetries it's no problem.

depending on whether the mood for a meeting was light or dark, i'd ask you to dress up as either Lt. Uhura  from "Star Trek" or a more delightfully curvy version of Queen Akasha from "Queen of the Damned".  (for Uhura, either the Nichelle Nichols or Zoe Saldana version would be fine..... )

but this is just a fantasy, likely impractical. still it is pleasant for me to think about.

You win!  The damsel is yours!  Based on her OP,  I bet you made her wet with your first sentence! But, of course, we know providers never really get wet or come, right?

but only she can say yes! you can't

there could be other reasons why she would find me an unacceptable client.

so let's not hijack her thread any more than to this clarification, please. she looks great and seems quite bright.

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Hentai! Naughty Boy LOL

I am familiar, but by no means an expert. As for Lone Wolf and Cub - blame my big brother. He turned me onto Sword of Vengeance series years ago.

Kisses

She (Both laides) are Foxes no doubt.

I vote for Akasha. That costume is in the closet as well from a past Halloween.

But also, I love Anne Rice and her Vampire series. My mom turned me onto her books. I love Interview when I saw it, but reading it - Rice is amazing.

Lestat and Armand are also two amazing books. Characters so complex, the deep conflicts of vampires being beautiful, powerful yet alone and void of light. Her witch series I am not so excited about. But then again vampires are a bit of an obsession of mine. Disclaimer - I HATE THE TWILIGHT SERIES. LOL


So 3 dimensional partial differential equations, huh - have you figured out these financial derivatives yet? LOL

Being a geek growing up, nose stuck in a book and always trying to figure out the world around me  - in a logical way, of course - I think had a huge effect on my personality. I don't really sweat the small stuff. Time is important, but relative. My significance on earth in the history of earth is small, but still affects so much. However, I am who I am by the random arrangement of DNA which only happened because one night at a club my dad looked at my mom and said "See that sexy shorty over there. Imma get with her" (Seriously, that's the story my dad tells about how he met my mom. LOL)

So growing up absorbed in nature, science, math and the world around me instead of what Jennifer had on on, or if Melissa is dating Greg or Ryan changed me. We geeks are kinda strange, but in a weird sweet way. And when we find someone as quirky as we are, we love it because usually we were alone at home with our books, braces and perfectly highlighted text books.

Wait what I am saying? Geeks would never ruin a text book with highlighting. LOL

And not to say, I don't connect with non-geeks or those who know nothing about comics, there's just a different type of connection when I quote Star Wars and someone comes back with the following lines right on cue.

Ahhhh...............

Michelle Nichols



I just built an overclocked i7 2600k machine with dual HD6970 GPU's........

Liquid cooling for the CPU, SSD's in RAID 0.......etc....

Do I get a geek pass?

i am intrigued by the Anne Rice vampire series... i've read "just" a few. LOL!

as usual the books are better than the movies. Aaliyah is fantastic but as Queen Akasha... my fantasies say you fit the bill better. i am innocent of Twighlight.... it just never grabbed me.

financial derivatives? have i figured them out? as a matter of fact.... i will not claim perfect understanding. but i will say that none of the companies that have actually used my methods or taken my advice have EVER had to be bailed out by your tax dollars.

i wonder... if that is a good enough answer?

as for string theory... i knew it was the next way to go back in the 70s.

but if you want to get me really excited.... start talking about the Korteweg-de Vries equation and the inverse scattering problem!

l"inearity is only the small change approximation to reality.... " ---Moi: whoever that is.

very very interesting..... in a good way.

was totally cool.

it is possible to be a total geekazoid and still have some cool...... peace.

Is that anything like the Grafenberg Spot?

the Korteweg-de Vries equation.... and squirting!

the KdV equation is a nonlinear wave propagation model that describes how nonlinear fliuds propagate in channels that are shallow: the wave height can be comparable to the depth of the fluids.

the Grafenberg spot is an "a propos" reference since if you hit the G-spot right the KdV equation can be used to model the favorable "outcum".

KdV is also exactly solvable in 1 time and 1 space dimension.

Re: the Korteweg-de Vries equation.... and squirting!

I am highly interested in observing the wave height of my nonlinear fluids as the course across various parts of her body.  Thank you for this information.

Here's the SNL spoof in which William Shatner plays the featured speaker at a Star Trek convention.

Oh well...

Not a geek...

(sigh...)