It's a humorous collection of all the contradictory information we've heard.

I mean she didn't even mention the 6 foot rule, or is 20 foot rule? It's probably both but depends on how tall the person sneezing is or maybe which way you're facing.

Why would I waste my time attempting to yank your posts?  You'll have 20 more up by the time I'd finish writing up the complaint.

firing a few more rounds into a guy that's already been dead two hours.  Lol