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About 10 years ago I started keeping a list of humorous statements in reviews here.  That list was misplaced so the post has not been made.

However, here is a review from another site:

"I was visiting the area this weekend and was able to visit *****. The apartment was sparsely furnished and she was wearing an ankle monitor. She is a sweet girl and I ended up staying and the service was GFE with cimws."

I'll add this to my "truth is stranger than fiction" file and will not be seeing her in the near future.

Back_In_Black553 reads

Funny stories ? This could be fun !  

Posted By: WymenLover
About 10 years ago I started keeping a list of humorous statements in reviews here.  That list was misplaced so the post has not been made.  
   
 However, here is a review from another site:  
   
 "I was visiting the area this weekend and was able to visit *****. The apartment was sparsely furnished and she was wearing an ankle monitor. She is a sweet girl and I ended up staying and the service was GFE with cimws."  
   
 I'll add this to my "truth is stranger than fiction" file and will not be seeing her in the near future.

89Springer1100 reads

That's too funny. But what's "cimws"? "Come in mouth with shackles"?

But the ankle bracelet thing, would make me wilt with worry about meeting LE.  Are there microphones on those things, or cameras even?  Don't laugh, the technology is there for it.

I wonder if this will become a new gangsta-chic accessory?

Maybe her probation officer is her pimp?  Stranger things have happened, I'm sure.

I wouldn't be too worried about the monitoring, they are built to withstand abuse, not surveillance.  

BUT, what did she do that she is on house arrest or parole?  I would worry also about LE, if she leaves her authorized area, LE has immediate authority to go where she is and arrest her.  (Some are just monitor distance from a receiver, but some are GPS enabled.

 

Posted By: mrfisher
But the ankle bracelet thing, would make me wilt with worry about meeting LE.  Are there microphones on those things, or cameras even?  Don't laugh, the technology is there for it.

I wonder if this will become a new gangsta-chic accessory?

Maybe her probation officer is her pimp?  Stranger things have happened, I'm sure.

EscaladeLover1929584 reads

brought some handcuffs! Sort of thinking she may have not wanted to role play popo/criminal

Posted By: WymenLover
About 10 years ago I started keeping a list of humorous statements in reviews here.  That list was misplaced so the post has not been made.  
   
 However, here is a review from another site:  
   
 "I was visiting the area this weekend and was able to visit *****. The apartment was sparsely furnished and she was wearing an ankle monitor. She is a sweet girl and I ended up staying and the service was GFE with cimws."  
   
 I'll add this to my "truth is stranger than fiction" file and will not be seeing her in the near future.
Been in her situation before.

to date a prison inmate. Name please?

Considering what the economy is for applicants without records, perhaps she stays in compliance with her parole while being able to fatten her bank roll. Although the means of income is not the most legal, at least she can say that she was at home by a certain hour because she has the ankle bracelet on.  I would give her some props because at least she has a second job that would be tax free. The risky part is you don't know when your parole officer is going to pay you a visit.

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