Up here Vermont has shut down hotels, and wonder if this is becoming a trend.

That could make things a lot tough for the hobby if it becomes wide spread.

I suppose you could have her come over to the house and tell your wife that she's the census taker and have a quicky in the next room.  After all, they have to count every head, right?

i have a regular location i book, i usually need to run an out call while at work, their open and i'm pretty sure they're on to me too..

Sheraton in Tysons is supposed to be permanently closing though.
https://www.tysonsreporter.com/2020/04/01/sheraton-hotel-may-permanently-close-in-tysons/

Slowly other hotels i've been in recently are closing (or have already closed) their pools and their fitness centers which make sense (looks like i'll have to get in the habit of taking at least some resistance bands and my dumbbell set on "the road" with me). Recently one of the front desk people were kind of like "technically it's closed but you can use it at your own risk" O_O.
A few have cut back to only having their housekeeping around every 3 or 4 days etc.

Not too surprising though. Been there forever and it is something of of a growth area now where as before it was pasture and car dealerships...

There’s limited services, complementary breakfast, gyms, pools, are closed at a number of properties.

...especially if you come back to work with a big shit-eating grin.

That could work ... but won't your wife get suspicious after the third or fourth census ?