This topic comes up every once in a while and its time to bring it up again.  Which famous women do you wish were providers?  I can think of two that I would fork over my hard earned cash to for the opportunity of an intimate encounter.

First it would be Brandi Passante (on the left in the photo below).  Of course she's one of the stars of "Storage Wars" on A & E TV.  What a hottie, what awesome breasts!  Why she bothers with Jarrod I'll never know.  I sit through endless reruns of Storage Wars just to see her.  (New episode on tonight!)  I might even buy some second hand merchandise just to see her.

Second would be the red haired woman in the Wendy's commercials.  No, not Wendy Thomas, daughter of the founder (fun fact, her real name is not actually Wendy, but Wendy was the nickname the family called her when she was little), the other red haired woman.  (On the right in the photo.)  Internet sources say that her name is Morgan Smith Goodwin.  There's just something about her that gets my heart racing.

Who are your choices?

Alison Hannigan, that wendy's girl is sexy too.

Sarah Michelle Gellar, not because she's pretty, just because she has that round lil ass.

all famous women provide..thats why they become famous..

THIS is a friggin' red-head! I want her soooo bad!  Major DSLs!  So you are "insured" a really good time!

Plus she has that hair-do, you can grab hold of. Talk about a "Flo Job" that can't be original.


What do you think about her?

... Jessica Alba. I could open a Victoria's Secret catalog, close my eyes, play "pin the tail on the hottie", and be happy with whomever I ended up with too. I could actually keep naming names for hours so I better get back to Heat/Thunder.

that is the original 'AUNT FLO'..with the shit eating grin..i want her..

Hi,

... Shania Twain, Carrie Underwood, & Taylor Swift!!

Hands down will be one of the most gorgeous mature providers.

I could think of a whole crap load of celebrities I would pay to fuck, but since you brought up commercials, that's the first one that popped into my head.
She was hot in the pink dresses, and even hotter now as biker chick

I hear she provides UTR and her DT skills are off the charts.

at the end of the pussy-eating scene in "Black Swan."  But it would have been even hotter if the director had Natalie Portman come up and lick her juice off Mila's face.

Ally sheedy, allyssa Milano, ElizBETH SHUE, Hilarie burton, Danica Patrick,

Jessica Alba was SMOKIN' freaking hot in that movie. Was in a bikini for most of it. What a tight little ass!!!

So all I would have to do is fuck a TV exec and become an anchor, wow why did they even bother to go to school. I bet they're just kicking themselves right now.... Maybe they can find a sugar boss to pay off those silly student loans that they obviously didn't need.

I know I'm a bit out of date, but I'm sticking with this gal through thick and thin.

Anyone remember her from Slaughterhouse 9, or Steam Bath?

Oops, forgot to mention her name:  Valerie Perrine

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There once was a man from Nantucket,
whose dick was so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin,
"If my ear was a cunt I would fuck it!"

If memory serves, she started out as a Vegas showgirl.  I wonder if she provided back then?  You can also see her in one of the old Christopher Reeve "Superman" movies as Lex Luthor's GF.  The picture you posted of her reminds me of my first ex-wife.

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The girl from the Fiat commercial. I need to visit Italy. Santo cielo!

Valerie Bertinelli. Yum.

Brandi had to have been a stripper earlier in her life.  Those magnificent boobs just couldn't have gone to waste with that douchebag Jarrod.

You must not be meeting the right Johns...

But if a gal fucks a TV exec to advance "her" career that is bad.  Versus you "supposedly" fucking Johns for a living and you still have your student loans...sure...whatever you say pal!

Or maybe I should say two peaks!

Amanda Pays, Beyonce, Frances Rivera, Jennifer Aniston, Jeri Ryan, Jessica Biel, Marina Sirtis, Marta Kristen, Pilar Rubio, Sofia Vergara, Tracy Needham