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decadentxy 32 Reviews 1971 reads

posted 13 years ago

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Ladies, what physical category does the typical escort client fall in. Just curious what your average guy looks like?
For practical purposes let's use a celebrity reference: create your own?
Steve Buscemi
Pitt
Damon
Sam Jackson
Don Draper
Katt Williams
The Joker

Tabu See my TER Reviews 639 reads

posted 13 years ago

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George Clooney or George Costanza... who's behind Door #307?

(From my personal blog...)

Recently someone asked me if I'd ever had a client so handsome that he made me shake like a little girl.

"Well," I started to retort automatically, "I'm not easily shaken. Stirred, maybe." Then I remembered Tony.

A businessman from Canada, he engaged me for dinner and dessert while he was visiting Miami. But when his hotel door opened in response to my knock, I thought, Shit. I must have gotten the wrong room!

While I was mentally backpedaling, he spoke.

"You must be Tabu," he greeted me, his hand extended. I'm afraid I shook it rather mechanically as I tried to re-gain my composure.

Now, here's the part you have to understand. Nine times out of ten, I meet someone much closer to George Costanza than George Clooney. I almost expect a little paunch, maybe a bald spot... it makes me feel at home.

But the gentleman inviting me so graciously into his room wasn't George or George. He was Brad Pitt at the Oscars. Tall. Tan. Aquamarine eyes. Strong shoulders, a sculpted waist, and a tight ass-- all packed into extremely well-fitting slacks and a dark gray cashmere sweater.

I won't lie. All night I kept waiting for the other shoe to drop. He was just too good to be true. Eventually he had to show his true colors-- he'd be impotent, selfish, grabby, something.

But no. He bought me a delicious meal, entertained me with witty conversation, enquired my opinion, engaged my interest... and when we returned to the room, he wooed me as ardently as a long-lost lover.

The moral of this story? Actually, I see two. The first I hear in my mother's voice: Sweetie, handsome is as handsome does. And the second, I hear in my own: Sometimes there is no other shoe!

Related Link: http://discovertabu.com

AdelleAnderson See my TER Reviews 613 reads

posted 13 years ago

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Every character from the Wizard of Oz. -eom

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justanillusion 740 reads

posted 13 years ago

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Here's my line up

John Goodman, Steve Buscemi, George Burns

London Rayne See my TER Reviews 693 reads

posted 13 years ago

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Neither. Jason Statham, David Beckham, and Channing Tatum.

And, as I awoke from that fkin dream, I would say my clients are all old for the most part. I prefer guys under 40 to be honest. I don't much care about their shape, but I don't like a lot of body hair for damn sure. Most guys who hobby are in their 50s and 60s, carrying a little extra weight, balding, but clean for the most part. I have ran into very few men who are not clean.

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decadentxy 32 Reviews 563 reads

posted 13 years ago

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Re: Here's my line up(...of this board?) eom

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decadentxy 32 Reviews 696 reads

posted 13 years ago

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Checking flights to Nawlins...

I'm 40 & more of a Hobbitt...see you soon

donbecker54 19 Reviews 722 reads

posted 13 years ago

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Ladies, is this guy typical?

Is a regular Joe like this guy your typical fare? Not handsome, not ugly, not ripped but not gross. Just a guy. If so, can you enjoy the time with him, or do you close your eyes and envision Brad Pitt or George Clooney?

BTW, that's not me. ;

decadentxy 32 Reviews 562 reads

posted 13 years ago

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"Grandpa?!?" eom

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joebunda90 12 Reviews 632 reads

posted 13 years ago

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Sad truth for providers

Generally guys in their 50's and 60's have a lot more disposable income than those younger. Its the same reason you rarely see a guy in his 20's driving a Corvette or a 7 series BMW.

London Rayne See my TER Reviews 625 reads

posted 13 years ago

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Yep. I like older guys in the hobby, but not in real life. E.

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London Rayne See my TER Reviews 567 reads

posted 13 years ago

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Take 10-15 years off, and that's more typical of what I see. E.

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donbecker54 19 Reviews 622 reads

posted 13 years ago

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Re: Take 10-15 years off, and that's more typical of what I see. E.

So 40's, not 60's?

justanillusion 534 reads

posted 13 years ago

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Ditto[eom]

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justanillusion 558 reads

posted 13 years ago

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Some resemblance[eom]

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justanillusion 622 reads

posted 13 years ago

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Sorta, kinda

I do tend to drift off sometimes in my head. If the guy has skills, well I am more in the moment. If he is lacking skills, first and foremost I don't care about that because I am there for him, I go to my "happy place" or think about what I have to do after, just general thoughts.

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