That's the question I got today after the maids finished changing the sheets (on all three beds; I don't exactly know who left it here or on which bed).
So far, I'm getting by on a blank look (I'm a master of the "blank look")... But I could use a plausible explanation if anyone has a suggestion.
It would help, though, to have some familiarity with every possible use of Astroglide. I mean, does it grow hair, make you smarter, add inches to one's penis, etc.? Or, will it work as a sleep aid, tension reliever, decongestant or the like? Just in case my very genuine blank expression is questioned further...
I'll take Sedona (if she'll have me). She's very attractive, witty, sincere, smart and quite fun to be around...
Maybe we could role play? I'll be the displeased unfaithful homeowner. She can pretend to play the BAD maid who indiscretely turned in the lube bottle to the wrong person. Naughty girl... :~(
I believe some form of punishment will be in order....
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