To myself apparently because no one else is in here.. this is worse than aol....

And where does Morghan chat?

-SF-

we are in the lobby I have a martini waiting fer ya love bug

"OK, whose 1/2 bottle of Astroglide is this?"

That's the question I got today after the maids finished changing the sheets (on all three beds; I don't exactly know who left it here or on which bed).

So far, I'm getting by on a blank look (I'm a master of the "blank look")...  But I could use a plausible explanation if anyone has a suggestion.

Sedonaaaaaaaa!

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At least no one's feelings are hurt.  

It would help, though, to have some familiarity with every possible use of Astroglide.  I mean, does it grow hair, make you smarter, add inches to one's penis, etc.?  Or, will it work as a sleep aid, tension reliever, decongestant or the like?  Just in case my very genuine blank expression is questioned further...

Failing that, IT BELONGS TO THE DOG.

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

and it might lead to some fun with the maids!

and tried to find you! Sorry I missed you!

Let's see. Fun with maids or fun with Sedona....  
         
                       "!"  

I'll take Sedona (if she'll have me).  She's very attractive,  witty, sincere, smart and quite fun to be around...

Maybe we could role play?  I'll be the displeased unfaithful homeowner.  She can pretend to play the BAD maid who indiscretely turned in the lube bottle to the wrong person.  Naughty girl... :~(  

I believe some form of punishment will be in order....


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