1. CBJ
2. Photoshopped pics
3. Fat Hookers
4. Mouthy Hookers
5. Stinky clients and hookers

I could go on all day. Mostly CBJ. Just get the hell outta the business already

Trust me, I would rather be a blow and go provider to AVOID having to talk to some of you, so I can shut up AFTER you pay me.

So, here is my shit list.

1. Guys who come on review boards and expect providers NOT to talk, when you're not in session.

2. Saggy and hairy balls.

3. DFK like a damn Boxer would lick me.

4. Penny Pinchers, whiners, and the insecure.

5. People who bitch about things, yet keep coming back to the same place they claim is annoying to them.

I am certain I too could go on all day, because you know us fat and mouthy hookers never work lol. We just have fake reviews I guess.


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London-  well said.  I agree with you.  Guys need to shave their balls if they wanted them played with.   Guys are fucking clueless sometimes.   I keep EVERYTHING trimmed and women civvie or providers love it.  I don't have hair nasty arm pits, balls, ass, etc.   I Trim everything just as I think a women should.  Make sense right ?

You picked  the job.  Stop whining.

People don't even say, "excuse me" or "thank you" (ie. when you hold a door for them) anymore.

Stopped at the bar last night with a friend for HH.  Walked past 5 tables in a row....all had at least 2 people at them.  Everyone had a cell phone in front of them and half were busy hammering away at texts or whatever they do.  I left mine in the car.  

My ex had two cell phones and we would be driving home from the cabin and she would pick up one, text, and put it down.  Then read an incoming text on the other phone and reply to that.  She did this for almost an hour.  I made her turn them off and put them in her luggage.  Disgusting.  

And then there are the people at the grocery store who push their cart around the produce area for 10 minutes (getting no shopping done) because they just can't put down the phone.  Or the one who tries to do the self check out while on the phone and it takes about a half hour.  I almost punched her.

your post makes sense to me, but if I were you, I'd use the reviews here to prevent seeing the above; unfortunately we never know what kind of tricks will show up at the door.

I want to deal with. Gotta hate hookers who don't need you right? Meh.

always looking down at a phone, talking on it, texting, or surfing the web from it. I am no longer a slave to technology and I have to laugh when I see people who can't even wait 2 min. to run and check what that tone was that just went off. It is actually quite funny, to see what slaves technology has made people.

And you above most others know that the reviews are often grossly inflated.

What the trick..john...johnnie boy looks like is of no relevance.  Unless you want to pay him.

It's those nasty fake pic broads with the frat boy's who fake those 1010 reviews for their "favorite gal"  LOL

I just fell in love .... I HATE phones.

Fat and Mouthy double bam! Just made a fresh batch of eat a dick ... want some? -e-

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And too often it's limited to the "where's the best pizza parlor".

But if you're cooking up a fresh batch of eat a dick...does that come with hot peppers?

And NO ketchup  

In the self check out line, even the store manager couldn't get her off the phone and to continue checking out.

There is nothing new to the masses being slaves.  All but the non-conformist and the non materialistic are slaves to fashion and status.  That's what phones started as and if you could afford them you got one.
 
First there was the car phone, still superior to the cell.  We all looked at those big cars and think how important or rich they must be.  Now if you can afford it, you join the crowd and you don't realize the slave you've become. $100,000+ Mercedes still have them.

Not just to the fashion or to technology, but to the boss who can reach you.  You're now on a leash not just to him, but anybody who wants to reach you.  I don't have to answer or say I wasn't there, how about I didn't have my phone with me.  I don't pick up my vm until in the morning and was running late the last week in the a.m. to get to work on time.

"Excuse me, I may have been out of town, but I am your boss and you did come into work didn't you."
"You're fired" No, you're on my leash and others as well and you probably don't even know it.

Now, who is going to believe that phone isn't on and with you at least 16/7?

LOL I'd rather take care of business myself than pay for a CBJ from a Backpage hooker.

suggest another woman do something she is not comfortable with. I would actually charge extra if a guy insisted on a cbj. Fk that...

Charging extra if a guy insisted on cbj.
I chuckled.

I know right!?

So you would rather have a stinky pussy than a CBJ?

I've had nothing but bait and switch from Eros....then i discovered TER lol