"For every 35 pounds of weight a man carries over his ideal weight, his penis will appear to be one inch smaller."
No, that's NOT the good news.
The good news is that after I have my gastric bypass surgery and lose the 250 extra pounds I'm carrying around ... well ... you do the math. It might not seem like much, but compared to the mushroom cap I have now ... whoa momma! lol
Come on down to Florida ladies; see why my crotch will be the new #1 tourist destination!!!
I have had the surgery & lost a little over 100 lbs. I'm not sure I would claim that I gained 3''. You would have to ask some of the ladies I have seen. What I can guarantee Jim (and the ladies who see him) is a much better time in the sack... Harry
I remember the first time my SO (who was a virgin when I met her) first saw me "rise to the occasion" as I went from 2" soft to about 7". When I get into a cold swimming pool it's like I have two belly buttons.....
TMI maybe, but I just wanted to check in with my own mushroom story........
Netm- you are simply amazing-- I was just recalling an excellent free-range mushroom meal I had in Carmel about 30 years ago.. the taste was really exquisite... Like regular shrooms but with a little bit more...
On this topic however I have nothing to add as a old GF's sister actually said how sorry she was to my then GF when my towel fell off while I was passing them by the pool...
It is not trrue what they say about men with size 13+ feet! Or at least not in my case...
Wow I actually got to insult my self before bribite did! Call the freakin' media!
Note to the Firm (Foxy Brown attitude) All this self-deprocating behavior works. I'm going to the infamous Santa Monica Farmer's Market, and I am looking for the saddest, most wrinkly, lonely Lobster mushroom I can find. I'll let your mind run wild.
You can cum see me twice a month and i will keep a growing cart on you baby. After everything you have read, we will have it in writting THEY WERE RIGHT. LOVE ya friend - sassy
Have the last of my pre-op testing and nutrition class this coming Monday down in Weston, FL. at the Cleveland Clinic. (Weston is in the Ft. Lauderdale area.)
Unless the pulmonologist wants a sleep study, that's everything and paperwork can be submitted for approval ... so I should be about 1-2 months away from surgery. YIPPIE!!!
It has been a 2 year battle to get here, and I am so excited it's finally happening for me.
I not only look forward to a healthier more active lifestyle, but also being better in the sack!
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