I rarely bring anything to the date in fear of leaving it behind.

Just wondering:  Why didn't you call her cell phone number when she was looking for it?

An umbrella  
A Cockring
A Wallet  
Reading glasses  
Grapes  
1984 by George Orwell (My favorite book in the world)
A briefcase.....  

She told me as she was gathering her things that she always leaves something behind, unintentionally. We both looked around the room, a couple of times, and when she was satisfied that she hadn't left anything behind, she left.

I happened to be wearing a suit and tie when I saw a provider. I forgot the tie. It was a nice tie. This was in another city six hours away.  

glasses, hats,scarfs
if it something like underwear or a sock , i will through it out

The lady was in NYC touring and I was visiting NYC and heading back to FL the next morning.   It was about 10 pm and I was heading to catch the train when I looked down to see if I was on time t catch the train and, darn it, the wrist was bare, I got that sinking feeling in the stomach.   I ran back to the hotel, knocked on the door and there it was.    I cannot imagine what the logistics would have been like to return it to me nor how I would have explained the missing watch which just happens to be my favorite because it was a present from my wife.

No way I was about to go to the front desk and ask for a 2 foot long plug-in vibrator lmfao. But nowadays I might lol.

I try to look around as I walk them out to make sure they have everything. I usually find it and get it back in their hands before they leave. Lol I do have a few jackets and various other items that have been left.

I have all kinds of stuff and I put it in a drawer and return it the next time I see them. Which reminds me ... When are you coming back for those black stockings?

After forgetting my watch several times I now put it inside my shoe when I'm getting undressed.  That solved the problem.

I'm sure his wife has his balls.  
She keeps them on her desk
In a glass jar.

And apparently in the hour or so I was gone from the room someone had taken the liberty to gift themselves a hitachi.  

And contact you and we can figure out a way for me to get it back to you.

I've had a cell phone for a time piece, no need for a clunky watch, and a cell phone is much closer to atomic time than a mechanical watch.  

I know how you must have felt. There are some ties that I wish I'd bought two of when I had the chance.

No, more of a test.

If it was a real one it's almost understandable

Posted By: YourLauren

And apparently in the hour or so I was gone from the room someone had taken the liberty to gift themselves a hitachi.  
   
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Leaving something behind, then having to go back and bother the person (who is probably in the shower by the time you turn around). IMO, it feels awkward.