Saw this on another board and thought I would post it here. Any other counsel for SPs from hobbyists?

1. Do not tell me about all of the problems in your life or depressing events from the news during our session.
I am there for the fantasy and to get my rocks off. Your kid problems, money problems, man problems, Katrina horror stories, or any other drama in your life kills the fantasy for me. I hear enough about all of those things in real life and do not wish to hear about them when I am trying to get my rocks off.

2. I have no desire to hear about your other clients.
This also makes me question how private you are keeping my affairs and is a fast way to turn me into an one time client. It is quite scary how much detail some SPs will go into about their other clients. Please keep all of your client sessions PRIVATE no matter how interesting or kinky they may be or how interesting or loaded that client may be - it is none of my business.

3. Do not take phone calls during my session.
Another way to turn me into an one time client. Your time is exclusively mine during that session for the entire time of the session. That's why they invented voicemail - use it.

4. Do not false advertise on your site - either in words or in photos.
Have you ever noticed that many times whatever feature the SP is not showing in her pictures, is the feature that will turn you off (with the exception of SPs who hide their face for privacy reasons which is fine).  No pictures of the stomach = saggy or flabby stomach area.  No pictures of the boobs = A cup or very droopy boobs.  Also do not say you are a B or a C cup when you are an A cup at best. Do not say you are GFE and MSOG when you have a list of rules longer than the constitution that ruin any GFE hopes and dampen my desire to have MSOGs. Whatever your rules are or whatever less than perfect features you have, be open about them. Some guy will like or not mind saggy stomachs or droopy boobs, but don't surprise me when it's time to get busy.

5. I am not a bank
We all have cashflow issues from time to time, but I am not your personal bank. More than happy to pay my session fees, but have no desire to pre-pay for future sessions or pay your car note. I can not for the life of me imagine why any SP would have difficulty with cashflow as you are selling one of the hottest commodities on the market. I am sure there are reasons that I just don't understand.

6. Do not bait and switch me.
If I schedule incall, do not call me at the last minute and ask if we can do outcall instead at your outcall rate. If I schedule incall at incall rates, that is what I want. Even if I can make outcall work at the last minute, I am paying the incall rate, not the bait and switch outcall rate.

7. Do not offer incall in a non-discreet or messy place.
Nobody else should be at the incall location - guy or gal - and as few people as possible should be in a position to see me enter or exit the incall. Incalls in busy neighborhoods are out and incalls in messy locations are out. I will turn around and leave or not enter to begin with if this is the case. Getting a room at a decent hotel is not that difficult and far better for everyone involved.

8. Either be on time or call and explain what is causing the delay along with a new ETA
Things happen to all of us that delay the appointment one way or another at times. Try to leave yourself extra time for these unexpected events or at least call when they occur and give me an updated time.  Anything beyond 15 minutes of the scheduled time without a call is unacceptable and I should not have to call you to check on the latest status.

9. Do not be too pooped to party at the time of the appointment
Do not schedule so many appointments before mine that you simply have no energy or greatly reduced energy when it is our time to party. Also I am sorry, but do not complain about how sore or wore out your body is from prior activities and ask me to either take it easy or hurry up and finish. I would much rather reschedule than have to deal with a SP who is too pooped to party and just wants to hurry up and get it over. Not the fantasy that I signed up for.  Whatever happened to ladies who would limit the number of appointments in one day irregardless of how popular they had become. There should be plenty of clients to go around and if the guy really is into you, he will wait a day for your schedule to free up.

10. Do not become possessive of me as a client
You see plenty of other guys. Guess what, I am going to see plenty of other ladies. Please do not give me poor or incorrect references to prevent other SPs from seeing me. Do not complain about me seeing other SPs. Do not tell me incorrect or gross stuff about other SPs to prevent me from seeing them. The same way you like different clients for different reasons, I like different SPs for different reasons. Plus if another SP is doing a better job of rocking my world and "steals me away" from you, then maybe it is a sign that you need to improve your game. I sometimes wonder how much the poor economy contributes to this seemingly recent trend of SPs being possessive about clients.  Are times so bad that SPs will do anything to keep good paying regular clients from going elsewhere?

Brushes his teeth and washes his balls

I hear from clients, too, all the time about other providers (which is extremely annoying). Hey! We may be getting paid but we don't have to listen to gossip about another comrade -- not a good idea. I almost didn't see a guy because of his first email to me. He mentioned how (using their names) these providers would cum and how many times. I politely told him, "Listen, I don't want to hear anything else about another provider, just like I would respect your privacy with another client/friend."  It was a misunderstanding on his part and I agreed to see him later. I've also been told many times from past clients/friends about a few ladies in the Phoenix area who bad-talk other providers, and they don't even know what they're talking about. Ladies, you know who you are. It cracked me up because my client/friend, whom she doesn't realize has become a close friend, told him that I had children, etc. I don't have children. I don't even know this lady very well. And that's kind of how I'd like to keep it. I'm not a gossip queen, nor do I respect women that need instant gratification by someone else's misfortunes. Listen, people, it's no one's business what you do behind closed doors but keep it that way, okay? That goes for providers and hobbyists.  Okay, now that I'm off of my high-horse, gosh I'm horney. All that ranting . . . . wink!

Hugs,
Ciara

acknowledged by name, and told "irregardless" is not a word. Irrespective is a word; irregardless is not.

please, please, please don't lose any sleep!
Zzzzzzzz

We must set an example for the younger generation who have become sloths due to txt msg and e-mail shortcuts.

Can I use this for the article I mentioned below? If you could email me the original source, I'd be happy to check with them, as well.

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- Morgan