TER General Board
Can I emphasize
Note: I was inspired to write this by a thread from yesterday on "How to Lose a Client". Thanks to “ThePeopleRule’’.
Preface: I am a younger woman, anywhere from 10-50 years younger than the men who have patronized me during the 2 years and a month I have been here. Most of the hobbyists I've met have been respectful, fun to play with and nice to get to know. But the examples below describe less than desirable situations that are enough for me not to accept appointment requests from those hobbyists in the future:
1. The drug abuser: Went to an outcall, and upon entering I noticed a line of white powder near the television stand. His behavior made it clear he had a serious drug problem.
2. 2014: Owner of a now defunct site I used to belong to brought hand & ankle cuffs + a blind fold for BDSM. At the end I had to remind him he ‘forgot’ the envelope, at which point he stared at me in disbelief that as a young new provider I had even brought it up; but took care of it. Later I learned he tried to do the same thing to a few other providers. Tacky!
3. Ghetto Gagger guy/woman hater/humiliation session: Recently met a man who did not, at any point during our correspondence advise me he was into extreme acts so I did not know what I was getting into. When I met him my first impression was; he seems nice. Then bam! When we got into it, dude wanted me to DP him while he did this weird body thrust/pop thing. Making my throat gag at the base of his jewels. It hurt! The minute he did that I knew what he was into and what he is. I played along since I didn’t know if I would like it or not after our session ended (I didn’t).
Afterwards he wanted me to play with this 14 inch dildo. I told him I was ok with it in my front side but not my back end. After a long time doing Greek, he could tell I was getting sore so he said “15 mins of this dildo up ur a*s?’" I told him ‘no’. So he just continued plowing my arse. Later on, he did the weird thrust/pop BJ thing again. That’s when I started getting smart mouthed with him. Darn! He was into it. Me too actually. I realized he was attempting to make me barf. I told him "too bad, I haven’t eaten all day.” That comment among the other ones, must’ve set him off because the BJ got worse; sequences of that body pop thrust thing in more intense levels. He also wanted to urinate on me after I jokingly said something about me doing it on him.. I was getting bratty! After the intense and painful BJ, he finally came.
He emailed me that night when I got home: "Hi Lisa ... You are beautiful and awesome. Hope to see you again”
Yeah right, clown. I don’t want to see you! You will have to lick my heels and be at my every command for that to ever happen.
4. Newbie thinking we were hangout pals after one paid date, then contacting me while high on edibles. I’ve been getting weird texts from him on occasion since we've met 2 or so months ago. I got this yesterday via text:
Him: “Look I just wanna clear the air, I thought we were friends, but it seems like u are suspicious or something, so just let me know what the deal is bc I don't wanna text u if u r all suspicious of intentions etc. I don't wanna annoy anyone i was honest with u the entire time so I feel a little confused."
“U ruptured me”
"R u eating bacon"
“Twitter won't really do much for ur brand"
"R u seriously mad?"
"Ok fine but I think ur acting like a child”
"Lol"
"Hey I saw ur Twitter for the first time. Not bad, but u could def make some adjustments. Also, that email u posted was weird."
"I just honestly wanna be friends, but if that's out of the question I will stop texting your fake number so just let me know. I kinda feel like this is getting weird as f- ”
You guessed it right if you assumed all his texts from yesterday and the texts days before this went unanswered. Click. Next!
5."Men" who think they can get BBFS out of me. Self explanatory but WTF nasty. Please get a gf and learn some basic mannerisms and sex education. I don’t want any trick babies or STDS.
6. Not reading/following my etiquette page and terrible attitude/behavior:
❊ Guy in NY who did NCNS, then said he put it on wrong date on his calendar and ignored my cancellation invoice. After 2 days of emails he finally paid the full amount .'
❊ Men who contact for a last minute appointment for the same day/night.
❊ Ignoring touring rates: happened once. Even though I have a disclaimer on my email signature and a touring page on my website. Got the rest via electronic payment.
❊ Guy from Wisconsin who wouldn't pay for my parking fee. I let him know beforehand there would be an extra charge for that. WTH!
❊ Expecting a discount because we met once over a year ago...or just asking/expecting a discount at all. LOL
❊ Explicit information via email/text
❊ Not providing sufficient screening info.
❊ Vague/one sentence emails
❊ Men who don’t understand that no means no. I am serious.
❊ Asking questions already answered on my website/ads
❊ Clients who deliberately try to get OTC time. ‘Not happenin’.
❊ Bad hygiene.
That brings me to #7:
7. Bad hygiene: Only 2 cases stand out. First was an outcall, everything went ok. Afterwards, the guy had to leave before me. So he let me freshen up in his hotel room. As I was leaving, I looked around to make sure I had everything with me; I noticed skid marks on the white sheets! Yuck! LOL.
The second case was with someone who booked me for 6 hours in SF. Our rendezvous was cut really short due to his work emergency. He let me stay overnight in his hotel room. The morning after, while I was getting ready to shower I found a damp towel with brown stains. Ya nasty a*ses. Learn to wash your as*es. Take a minute to freshen your breath,body, and booty!
8. Problem with reviews: Guys who I voluntarily give lots of extra time and service to, then say they're going to write me a really nice review, but never do. I don't lobby for reviews like some girls; but please don't promise one if you don't intend to follow through.
-Reviewers who mention any extra time I may have chosen to give, as I don't do that for everyone.
- Any mention of “partying’’ (drug use)
- False reviews: I have one false, negative review from a 24 year old I met in 2014.
When I declined to see him again because I didn't like his behavior, he fabricated a negative review as he had done for another highly rated lady who also refused a second date with him. Never again! No boys allowed.
Don’t get me wrong, I love what I do. I have no regrets. Situations like these don’t happen very often Usually, the people I meet are nice, generous, clean, and fun to be around with (for me, anywhere between 94-96%). Looking and reading back at these experiences makes me giggle. It’s what makes this ‘job’ so interesting and funny. I could write a book!
In the end, I am truly lucky to be here and to have known and met some gentlemen! I just wanted to take a moment to say thank you for making this easier for the rest of us.
And to those who have been dick-wads or were offended by this thread: Too bad, so sad. Sayonara! Until never!
Fellow escorts/hobbyists feel free to add any of your experiences to this list. Flame me all you want, if it helps a newbie then it was all worth it to me
Preface: I am a younger woman, anywhere from 10-50 years younger than the men who have patronized me during the 2 years and a month I have been here. Most of the hobbyists I've met have been respectful, fun to play with and nice to get to know. But the examples below describe less than desirable situations that are enough for me not to accept appointment requests from those hobbyists in the future:
1. The drug abuser: Went to an outcall, and upon entering I noticed a line of white powder near the television stand. His behavior made it clear he had a serious drug problem.
2. 2014: Owner of a now defunct site I used to belong to brought hand & ankle cuffs + a blind fold for BDSM. At the end I had to remind him he ‘forgot’ the envelope, at which point he stared at me in disbelief that as a young new provider I had even brought it up; but took care of it. Later I learned he tried to do the same thing to a few other providers. Tacky!
3. Ghetto Gagger guy/woman hater/humiliation session: Recently met a man who did not, at any point during our correspondence advise me he was into extreme acts so I did not know what I was getting into. When I met him my first impression was; he seems nice. Then bam! When we got into it, dude wanted me to DP him while he did this weird body thrust/pop thing. Making my throat gag at the base of his jewels. It hurt! The minute he did that I knew what he was into and what he is. I played along since I didn’t know if I would like it or not after our session ended (I didn’t).
Afterwards he wanted me to play with this 14 inch dildo. I told him I was ok with it in my front side but not my back end. After a long time doing Greek, he could tell I was getting sore so he said “15 mins of this dildo up ur a*s?’" I told him ‘no’. So he just continued plowing my arse. Later on, he did the weird thrust/pop BJ thing again. That’s when I started getting smart mouthed with him. Darn! He was into it. Me too actually. I realized he was attempting to make me barf. I told him "too bad, I haven’t eaten all day.” That comment among the other ones, must’ve set him off because the BJ got worse; sequences of that body pop thrust thing in more intense levels. He also wanted to urinate on me after I jokingly said something about me doing it on him.. I was getting bratty! After the intense and painful BJ, he finally came.
He emailed me that night when I got home: "Hi Lisa ... You are beautiful and awesome. Hope to see you again”
Yeah right, clown. I don’t want to see you! You will have to lick my heels and be at my every command for that to ever happen.
4. Newbie thinking we were hangout pals after one paid date, then contacting me while high on edibles. I’ve been getting weird texts from him on occasion since we've met 2 or so months ago. I got this yesterday via text:
Him: “Look I just wanna clear the air, I thought we were friends, but it seems like u are suspicious or something, so just let me know what the deal is bc I don't wanna text u if u r all suspicious of intentions etc. I don't wanna annoy anyone i was honest with u the entire time so I feel a little confused."
“U ruptured me”
"R u eating bacon"
“Twitter won't really do much for ur brand"
"R u seriously mad?"
"Ok fine but I think ur acting like a child”
"Lol"
"Hey I saw ur Twitter for the first time. Not bad, but u could def make some adjustments. Also, that email u posted was weird."
"I just honestly wanna be friends, but if that's out of the question I will stop texting your fake number so just let me know. I kinda feel like this is getting weird as f- ”
You guessed it right if you assumed all his texts from yesterday and the texts days before this went unanswered. Click. Next!
5."Men" who think they can get BBFS out of me. Self explanatory but WTF nasty. Please get a gf and learn some basic mannerisms and sex education. I don’t want any trick babies or STDS.
6. Not reading/following my etiquette page and terrible attitude/behavior:
❊ Guy in NY who did NCNS, then said he put it on wrong date on his calendar and ignored my cancellation invoice. After 2 days of emails he finally paid the full amount .'
❊ Men who contact for a last minute appointment for the same day/night.
❊ Ignoring touring rates: happened once. Even though I have a disclaimer on my email signature and a touring page on my website. Got the rest via electronic payment.
❊ Guy from Wisconsin who wouldn't pay for my parking fee. I let him know beforehand there would be an extra charge for that. WTH!
❊ Expecting a discount because we met once over a year ago...or just asking/expecting a discount at all. LOL
❊ Explicit information via email/text
❊ Not providing sufficient screening info.
❊ Vague/one sentence emails
❊ Men who don’t understand that no means no. I am serious.
❊ Asking questions already answered on my website/ads
❊ Clients who deliberately try to get OTC time. ‘Not happenin’.
❊ Bad hygiene.
That brings me to #7:
7. Bad hygiene: Only 2 cases stand out. First was an outcall, everything went ok. Afterwards, the guy had to leave before me. So he let me freshen up in his hotel room. As I was leaving, I looked around to make sure I had everything with me; I noticed skid marks on the white sheets! Yuck! LOL.
The second case was with someone who booked me for 6 hours in SF. Our rendezvous was cut really short due to his work emergency. He let me stay overnight in his hotel room. The morning after, while I was getting ready to shower I found a damp towel with brown stains. Ya nasty a*ses. Learn to wash your as*es. Take a minute to freshen your breath,body, and booty!
8. Problem with reviews: Guys who I voluntarily give lots of extra time and service to, then say they're going to write me a really nice review, but never do. I don't lobby for reviews like some girls; but please don't promise one if you don't intend to follow through.
-Reviewers who mention any extra time I may have chosen to give, as I don't do that for everyone.
- Any mention of “partying’’ (drug use)
- False reviews: I have one false, negative review from a 24 year old I met in 2014.
When I declined to see him again because I didn't like his behavior, he fabricated a negative review as he had done for another highly rated lady who also refused a second date with him. Never again! No boys allowed.
Don’t get me wrong, I love what I do. I have no regrets. Situations like these don’t happen very often Usually, the people I meet are nice, generous, clean, and fun to be around with (for me, anywhere between 94-96%). Looking and reading back at these experiences makes me giggle. It’s what makes this ‘job’ so interesting and funny. I could write a book!
In the end, I am truly lucky to be here and to have known and met some gentlemen! I just wanted to take a moment to say thank you for making this easier for the rest of us.
And to those who have been dick-wads or were offended by this thread: Too bad, so sad. Sayonara! Until never!
Fellow escorts/hobbyists feel free to add any of your experiences to this list. Flame me all you want, if it helps a newbie then it was all worth it to me
Dfusethesituation
posted
6 / 22
6-pack_abs
posted
7 / 22
Keep knockin em down though.. I'm a fan.
Sex-Aeterna
posted
8 / 22
And just to be sure -- that's all to be read with a joking voice as you read 
earthshined
posted
12 / 22
I guess this is why some escorts charge $1000 an hour? Geez. what are these guys thinking? How does screening help with this? Or is that the reason the good client % is so high?
Note: I was inspired to write this by a thread from yesterday on "How to Lose a Client". Thanks to “ThePeopleRule’’.
Preface: I am a younger woman, anywhere from 10-50 years younger than the men who have patronized me during the 2 years and a month I have been here. Most of the hobbyists I've met have been respectful, fun to play with and nice to get to know. But the examples below describe less than desirable situations that are enough for me not to accept appointment requests from those hobbyists in the future:
1. The drug abuser: Went to an outcall, and upon entering I noticed a line of white powder near the television stand. His behavior made it clear he had a serious drug problem.
2. 2014: Owner of a now defunct site I used to belong to brought hand & ankle cuffs + a blind fold for BDSM. At the end I had to remind him he ‘forgot’ the envelope, at which point he stared at me in disbelief that as a young new provider I had even brought it up; but took care of it. Later I learned he tried to do the same thing to a few other providers. Tacky!
3. Ghetto Gagger guy/woman hater/humiliation session: Recently met a man who did not, at any point during our correspondence advise me he was into extreme acts so I did not know what I was getting into. When I met him my first impression was; he seems nice. Then bam! When we got into it, dude wanted me to DP him while he did this weird body thrust/pop thing. Making my throat gag at the base of his jewels. It hurt! The minute he did that I knew what he was into and what he is. I played along since I didn’t know if I would like it or not after our session ended (I didn’t).
Afterwards he wanted me to play with this 14 inch dildo. I told him I was ok with it in my front side but not my back end. After a long time doing Greek, he could tell I was getting sore so he said “15 mins of this dildo up ur a*s?’" I told him ‘no’. So he just continued plowing my arse. Later on, he did the weird thrust/pop BJ thing again. That’s when I started getting smart mouthed with him. Darn! He was into it. Me too actually. I realized he was attempting to make me barf. I told him "too bad, I haven’t eaten all day.” That comment among the other ones, must’ve set him off because the BJ got worse; sequences of that body pop thrust thing in more intense levels. He also wanted to urinate on me after I jokingly said something about me doing it on him.. I was getting bratty! After the intense and painful BJ, he finally came.
He emailed me that night when I got home: "Hi Lisa ... You are beautiful and awesome. Hope to see you again”
Yeah right, clown. I don’t want to see you! You will have to lick my heels and be at my every command for that to ever happen.
4. Newbie thinking we were hangout pals after one paid date, then contacting me while high on edibles. I’ve been getting weird texts from him on occasion since we've met 2 or so months ago. I got this yesterday via text:
Him: “Look I just wanna clear the air, I thought we were friends, but it seems like u are suspicious or something, so just let me know what the deal is bc I don't wanna text u if u r all suspicious of intentions etc. I don't wanna annoy anyone i was honest with u the entire time so I feel a little confused."
“U ruptured me”
"R u eating bacon"
“Twitter won't really do much for ur brand"
"R u seriously mad?"
"Ok fine but I think ur acting like a child”
"Lol"
"Hey I saw ur Twitter for the first time. Not bad, but u could def make some adjustments. Also, that email u posted was weird."
"I just honestly wanna be friends, but if that's out of the question I will stop texting your fake number so just let me know. I kinda feel like this is getting weird as f- ”
You guessed it right if you assumed all his texts from yesterday and the texts days before this went unanswered. Click. Next!
5."Men" who think they can get BBFS out of me. Self explanatory but WTF nasty. Please get a gf and learn some basic mannerisms and sex education. I don’t want any trick babies or STDS.
6. Not reading/following my etiquette page and terrible attitude/behavior:
❊ Guy in NY who did NCNS, then said he put it on wrong date on his calendar and ignored my cancellation invoice. After 2 days of emails he finally paid the full amount .'
❊ Men who contact for a last minute appointment for the same day/night.
❊ Ignoring touring rates: happened once. Even though I have a disclaimer on my email signature and a touring page on my website. Got the rest via electronic payment.
❊ Guy from Wisconsin who wouldn't pay for my parking fee. I let him know beforehand there would be an extra charge for that. WTH!
❊ Expecting a discount because we met once over a year ago...or just asking/expecting a discount at all. LOL
❊ Explicit information via email/text
❊ Not providing sufficient screening info.
❊ Vague/one sentence emails
❊ Men who don’t understand that no means no. I am serious.
❊ Asking questions already answered on my website/ads
❊ Clients who deliberately try to get OTC time. ‘Not happenin’.
❊ Bad hygiene.
That brings me to #7:
7. Bad hygiene: Only 2 cases stand out. First was an outcall, everything went ok. Afterwards, the guy had to leave before me. So he let me freshen up in his hotel room. As I was leaving, I looked around to make sure I had everything with me; I noticed skid marks on the white sheets! Yuck! LOL.
The second case was with someone who booked me for 6 hours in SF. Our rendezvous was cut really short due to his work emergency. He let me stay overnight in his hotel room. The morning after, while I was getting ready to shower I found a damp towel with brown stains. Ya nasty a*ses. Learn to wash your as*es. Take a minute to freshen your breath,body, and booty!
8. Problem with reviews: Guys who I voluntarily give lots of extra time and service to, then say they're going to write me a really nice review, but never do. I don't lobby for reviews like some girls; but please don't promise one if you don't intend to follow through.
-Reviewers who mention any extra time I may have chosen to give, as I don't do that for everyone.
- Any mention of “partying’’ (drug use)
- False reviews: I have one false, negative review from a 24 year old I met in 2014.
When I declined to see him again because I didn't like his behavior, he fabricated a negative review as he had done for another highly rated lady who also refused a second date with him. Never again! No boys allowed.
Don’t get me wrong, I love what I do. I have no regrets. Situations like these don’t happen very often Usually, the people I meet are nice, generous, clean, and fun to be around with (for me, anywhere between 94-96%). Looking and reading back at these experiences makes me giggle. It’s what makes this ‘job’ so interesting and funny. I could write a book!
In the end, I am truly lucky to be here and to have known and met some gentlemen! I just wanted to take a moment to say thank you for making this easier for the rest of us.
And to those who have been dick-wads or were offended by this thread: Too bad, so sad. Sayonara! Until never!
Fellow escorts/hobbyists feel free to add any of your experiences to this list. Flame me all you want, if it helps a newbie then it was all worth it to me
Preface: I am a younger woman, anywhere from 10-50 years younger than the men who have patronized me during the 2 years and a month I have been here. Most of the hobbyists I've met have been respectful, fun to play with and nice to get to know. But the examples below describe less than desirable situations that are enough for me not to accept appointment requests from those hobbyists in the future:
1. The drug abuser: Went to an outcall, and upon entering I noticed a line of white powder near the television stand. His behavior made it clear he had a serious drug problem.
2. 2014: Owner of a now defunct site I used to belong to brought hand & ankle cuffs + a blind fold for BDSM. At the end I had to remind him he ‘forgot’ the envelope, at which point he stared at me in disbelief that as a young new provider I had even brought it up; but took care of it. Later I learned he tried to do the same thing to a few other providers. Tacky!
3. Ghetto Gagger guy/woman hater/humiliation session: Recently met a man who did not, at any point during our correspondence advise me he was into extreme acts so I did not know what I was getting into. When I met him my first impression was; he seems nice. Then bam! When we got into it, dude wanted me to DP him while he did this weird body thrust/pop thing. Making my throat gag at the base of his jewels. It hurt! The minute he did that I knew what he was into and what he is. I played along since I didn’t know if I would like it or not after our session ended (I didn’t).
Afterwards he wanted me to play with this 14 inch dildo. I told him I was ok with it in my front side but not my back end. After a long time doing Greek, he could tell I was getting sore so he said “15 mins of this dildo up ur a*s?’" I told him ‘no’. So he just continued plowing my arse. Later on, he did the weird thrust/pop BJ thing again. That’s when I started getting smart mouthed with him. Darn! He was into it. Me too actually. I realized he was attempting to make me barf. I told him "too bad, I haven’t eaten all day.” That comment among the other ones, must’ve set him off because the BJ got worse; sequences of that body pop thrust thing in more intense levels. He also wanted to urinate on me after I jokingly said something about me doing it on him.. I was getting bratty! After the intense and painful BJ, he finally came.
He emailed me that night when I got home: "Hi Lisa ... You are beautiful and awesome. Hope to see you again”
Yeah right, clown. I don’t want to see you! You will have to lick my heels and be at my every command for that to ever happen.
4. Newbie thinking we were hangout pals after one paid date, then contacting me while high on edibles. I’ve been getting weird texts from him on occasion since we've met 2 or so months ago. I got this yesterday via text:
Him: “Look I just wanna clear the air, I thought we were friends, but it seems like u are suspicious or something, so just let me know what the deal is bc I don't wanna text u if u r all suspicious of intentions etc. I don't wanna annoy anyone i was honest with u the entire time so I feel a little confused."
“U ruptured me”
"R u eating bacon"
“Twitter won't really do much for ur brand"
"R u seriously mad?"
"Ok fine but I think ur acting like a child”
"Lol"
"Hey I saw ur Twitter for the first time. Not bad, but u could def make some adjustments. Also, that email u posted was weird."
"I just honestly wanna be friends, but if that's out of the question I will stop texting your fake number so just let me know. I kinda feel like this is getting weird as f- ”
You guessed it right if you assumed all his texts from yesterday and the texts days before this went unanswered. Click. Next!
5."Men" who think they can get BBFS out of me. Self explanatory but WTF nasty. Please get a gf and learn some basic mannerisms and sex education. I don’t want any trick babies or STDS.
6. Not reading/following my etiquette page and terrible attitude/behavior:
❊ Guy in NY who did NCNS, then said he put it on wrong date on his calendar and ignored my cancellation invoice. After 2 days of emails he finally paid the full amount .'
❊ Men who contact for a last minute appointment for the same day/night.
❊ Ignoring touring rates: happened once. Even though I have a disclaimer on my email signature and a touring page on my website. Got the rest via electronic payment.
❊ Guy from Wisconsin who wouldn't pay for my parking fee. I let him know beforehand there would be an extra charge for that. WTH!
❊ Expecting a discount because we met once over a year ago...or just asking/expecting a discount at all. LOL
❊ Explicit information via email/text
❊ Not providing sufficient screening info.
❊ Vague/one sentence emails
❊ Men who don’t understand that no means no. I am serious.
❊ Asking questions already answered on my website/ads
❊ Clients who deliberately try to get OTC time. ‘Not happenin’.
❊ Bad hygiene.
That brings me to #7:
7. Bad hygiene: Only 2 cases stand out. First was an outcall, everything went ok. Afterwards, the guy had to leave before me. So he let me freshen up in his hotel room. As I was leaving, I looked around to make sure I had everything with me; I noticed skid marks on the white sheets! Yuck! LOL.
The second case was with someone who booked me for 6 hours in SF. Our rendezvous was cut really short due to his work emergency. He let me stay overnight in his hotel room. The morning after, while I was getting ready to shower I found a damp towel with brown stains. Ya nasty a*ses. Learn to wash your as*es. Take a minute to freshen your breath,body, and booty!
8. Problem with reviews: Guys who I voluntarily give lots of extra time and service to, then say they're going to write me a really nice review, but never do. I don't lobby for reviews like some girls; but please don't promise one if you don't intend to follow through.
-Reviewers who mention any extra time I may have chosen to give, as I don't do that for everyone.
- Any mention of “partying’’ (drug use)
- False reviews: I have one false, negative review from a 24 year old I met in 2014.
When I declined to see him again because I didn't like his behavior, he fabricated a negative review as he had done for another highly rated lady who also refused a second date with him. Never again! No boys allowed.
Don’t get me wrong, I love what I do. I have no regrets. Situations like these don’t happen very often Usually, the people I meet are nice, generous, clean, and fun to be around with (for me, anywhere between 94-96%). Looking and reading back at these experiences makes me giggle. It’s what makes this ‘job’ so interesting and funny. I could write a book!
In the end, I am truly lucky to be here and to have known and met some gentlemen! I just wanted to take a moment to say thank you for making this easier for the rest of us.
And to those who have been dick-wads or were offended by this thread: Too bad, so sad. Sayonara! Until never!
Fellow escorts/hobbyists feel free to add any of your experiences to this list. Flame me all you want, if it helps a newbie then it was all worth it to me
Oliver_Closeoff
posted
13 / 22
Epicurus61
posted
18 / 22