What do you do during the course of the day? Or what is the first thing you would do?  

To go pick up a lesbian and see how many times I can come!

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... now I gotta fucking agree with you again... I hope this is not addictive

and I would spend a considerable amount of time in the ladies dressing room.

playing with ourselves like you all 'think' we do. hahahahahaha     NOT.  

from Enter Sandman... I will sleep with one eye open, grabbing the pillow tight...

scratch my nuts after I pick my nose first, perhaps let a lil gas pass as well...nothing like that first passing of gas in the morning to get you going.

would be to see if ladies actually drop farts and deuces- my SO says it doesn't happen. Lol.

I  don't know what I do after that.  I love men I just don't wanna be one.

how to deep throat a cock like Linda Lovelace and make millions, unlike Linda.

Enjoying how easy it is to get laid and not have to pay for it.

Linda Lovelace wasn't the most lovely lady, but she could suck a dick like no other and if she'd been a little more savvy she would've been rich. You realize this is a "what if" right?

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No luck so far.  Or maybe that's good luck.  Hell, it's hard to find any north of 30.  The two I was with tonight were about 25.  It was a unique experience.  But you know me.  I never kiss and tell.  
hahahahahahahahahaha

even just for a day… I'd roll out of bed in the mornin'… And throw on what I wanted and go

I may have, at least. I've subscribed to porn before.  

I would call YOU !!

I totally get that.  As a teenager after school, when my parents weren't home, I would lay out a tape measure on the coffee table, and using a protractor to set the angle, I would shoot across the table to get some sort of Olympic record.  I was studying parabolic curves and artillery distance charts in school, and wanted to get field verification.  Oui magazine was a much better propellant than Playboy or Hustler.  Penthouse letters were a close second, though

No that was your Shemales cock

I'm not dealing with that nonsense every month!

No one except me or a woman would play with my pussy .  

I guess I didn't communicate well on that (typical for me). But if something were to happen that is as rediculous as I were to wake up as a woman, I'd learn how to DT Linda Lovelace style and make millions. It's unfortunate for her that she was being managed by her idiot asshole of a husband because she could have been rich. If I werea woman, I'd likely not be a good looking woman as I'm not a good looking man, but a woman doesn't have to be good looking to be very popular if she can suck Dick like that. To be clear, a man sucking another man's Dick will never come even close to making the money of a woman sucking a man's Dick, besides that I'm not gay, bi or curious. But thanks for clearing that up for me.

Just ask CPA and his sidekick ADJ they often play dress up together.

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Did your daddy take ya to Mac Donald's, hint hint.  
Don't out yourself again! Lol.

I bet you really wish that your SO had a vagina

Then cruise lesbian hangouts. I'm gonna be spending a lot of time there from now on.

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Did you think of that all by yourself or did you have help  lol

That line is as old as way back when you first got your first Shemales load down your throat

That mind tends to wander around a bit!  The thought of waking up as a girl had never occurred to me, but what I would like to experience is having the sexual power over men that women often have.  Being able to stroll through a room and know that most guys in the room would love to get to know you.  That must be intoxicating.