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First thing is a no brainer (jerk off). But the second thing...
AnotherDonJohn 1056 reads
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would be to see if ladies actually drop farts and deuces- my SO says it doesn't happen. Lol.

Also, during the day, I'd:
-Work it for seats on the train, doors opened, free coffee
-Figure out who's a lezzy at the Penthouse executive club
-At night, I'd go out and scam free food and drinks at the bar from guys and then leave them hanging. Bwahaha!


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missariarocchi2479 reads

What do you do during the course of the day? Or what is the first thing you would do?  

Honestly I just want to try peeing while standing (with a cock) & I'd spend all day experimenting to see if the male orgasm is better than female orgasms, yeah its plural on purpose.  

And go

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Arovet989 reads

To go pick up a lesbian and see how many times I can come!

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LoboGris1029 reads

... now I gotta fucking agree with you again... I hope this is not addictive :(

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cuppajoe931 reads

I totally get that.  As a teenager after school, when my parents weren't home, I would lay out a tape measure on the coffee table, and using a protractor to set the angle, I would shoot across the table to get some sort of Olympic record.  I was studying parabolic curves and artillery distance charts in school, and wanted to get field verification.  Oui magazine was a much better propellant than Playboy or Hustler.  Penthouse letters were a close second, though

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Panthera12727 reads

and I would spend a considerable amount of time in the ladies dressing room.

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0603450onThe992 reads

playing with ourselves like you all 'think' we do. hahahahahaha     NOT.  

No No No Pboy. Come on, guess again. You can do this, I know you can. Think like a chick.

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SinCitySinner1150 reads

from Enter Sandman... I will sleep with one eye open, grabbing the pillow tight...

Welll. At least you can enjoy the damn song.... :D

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0603450onThe902 reads

scratch my nuts after I pick my nose first, perhaps let a lil gas pass as well...nothing like that first passing of gas in the morning to get you going.

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inicky46994 reads

No luck so far.  Or maybe that's good luck.  Hell, it's hard to find any north of 30.  The two I was with tonight were about 25.  It was a unique experience.  But you know me.  I never kiss and tell.  
hahahahahahahahahaha

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AnotherDonJohn1057 reads

would be to see if ladies actually drop farts and deuces- my SO says it doesn't happen. Lol.

Also, during the day, I'd:
-Work it for seats on the train, doors opened, free coffee
-Figure out who's a lezzy at the Penthouse executive club
-At night, I'd go out and scam free food and drinks at the bar from guys and then leave them hanging. Bwahaha!


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Littlestinker937 reads

I bet you really wish that your SO had a vagina

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Littlestinker809 reads

Did you think of that all by yourself or did you have help  lol

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sweetnicole1966 reads

I  don't know what I do after that.  I love men I just don't wanna be one.

Posted By: missariarocchi
What do you do during the course of the day? Or what is the first thing you would do?  
   
 Honestly I just want to try peeing while standing (with a cock) & I'd spend all day experimenting to see if the male orgasm is better than female orgasms, yeah its plural on purpose.  
   
 And go!  
   
 

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russbbj766 reads

how to deep throat a cock like Linda Lovelace and make millions, unlike Linda.

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Littlestinker757 reads

No that was your Shemales cock

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AnotherDonJohn742 reads

Did your daddy take ya to Mac Donald's, hint hint.  
Don't out yourself again! Lol.

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Littlestinker831 reads

That line is as old as way back when you first got your first Shemales load down your throat

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russbbj880 reads

Linda Lovelace wasn't the most lovely lady, but she could suck a dick like no other and if she'd been a little more savvy she would've been rich. You realize this is a "what if" right?

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Jacque_Jenesais1037 reads

I may have, at least. I've subscribed to porn before.  

It's kind of hot.

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russbbj925 reads

I guess I didn't communicate well on that (typical for me). But if something were to happen that is as rediculous as I were to wake up as a woman, I'd learn how to DT Linda Lovelace style and make millions. It's unfortunate for her that she was being managed by her idiot asshole of a husband because she could have been rich. If I werea woman, I'd likely not be a good looking woman as I'm not a good looking man, but a woman doesn't have to be good looking to be very popular if she can suck Dick like that. To be clear, a man sucking another man's Dick will never come even close to making the money of a woman sucking a man's Dick, besides that I'm not gay, bi or curious. But thanks for clearing that up for me.

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sympathyforthedevil704 reads

Enjoying how easy it is to get laid and not have to pay for it.

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Jacque_Jenesais1079 reads

even just for a day… I'd roll out of bed in the mornin'… And throw on what I wanted and go

Drink beer with the guys… And chase after girls… I'd kick it with who I wanted… And I'd never get confronted for it

If I were a boy… I think I could understand… How it feels to love a girl… I'm sure I'd be a better man

I'd listen to her, cause I know how it hurts - when you lose the one you wanted 'cause he's taken you for granted… And everything you had got destroyed

- on a serious note -
If I were a man  
even just for a day
I'd roll out of bed in the morning
And whack it for just half of the day

I'd talk with the guys
Learn how to chase after girls
I'd stick it in who I wanted
Of course I'd make sure she was a ho

If I were a man
I think I could understand
How it feels to love a girl
'Cause I fuck them in my profession

LOL

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STPhomer875 reads

I would call YOU !!

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RespectfullyYours699 reads

I'm not dealing with that nonsense every month!

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Littlestinker891 reads

Just ask CPA and his sidekick ADJ they often play dress up together.

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quadseasonal768 reads

No one except me or a woman would play with my pussy .   :-D

Posted By: missariarocchi
What do you do during the course of the day? Or what is the first thing you would do?  
   
 Honestly I just want to try peeing while standing (with a cock) & I'd spend all day experimenting to see if the male orgasm is better than female orgasms, yeah its plural on purpose.  
   
 And go!  
   
 

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Chauncey Gardner789 reads

Then cruise lesbian hangouts. I'm gonna be spending a lot of time there from now on.

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2labman1143 reads

That mind tends to wander around a bit!  The thought of waking up as a girl had never occurred to me, but what I would like to experience is having the sexual power over men that women often have.  Being able to stroll through a room and know that most guys in the room would love to get to know you.  That must be intoxicating.

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Posted By: missariarocchi
What do you do during the course of the day? Or what is the first thing you would do?  
   
 Honestly I just want to try peeing while standing (with a cock) & I'd spend all day experimenting to see if the male orgasm is better than female orgasms, yeah its plural on purpose.  
   
 And go!  
   
 
I would run out and buy a vibrator and a whole mess of batteries...

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