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Udo 1816 reads
posted
1 / 18

How do providers working out of hotels acquire the new bed sheets to change the linen between clients?

I hope the linen is changed between clients since I don't want to fuck on the same sweaty and bodily fluid coated sheets as the last guy.

I have seen some low end providers just place a towel down on the bed and often there is a used condom in the toilet bowl from the previous customer.

At least in Mexico there are "cum boys" that change the linens and pick up the used condoms from the floor or remove those thrown on the wall. They usually just work for $1 tips from the gentlemen.

hammerhead896 56 Reviews 485 reads
posted
2 / 18

Throw out for your own Dam room, see some better quality girls or lug your own sheets into the room you cheapskate!

By the way, you now have really scared me away from seeing girls in TJ as the only thing worse than what you mentioned is the thought of me possibly rolling around in UDO seeded sheets after you get done deflowering some poor under aged girl!

SocDegree 531 reads
posted
3 / 18

I could make a fortune by just seeing you haha

bludive_1 335 reads
posted
4 / 18

You get what you seek out. Don't expect any act of class or cleanliness from low life girls!

Posted By: Udo
How do providers working out of hotels acquire the new bed sheets to change the linen between clients?  
   
 I hope the linen is changed between clients since I don't want to fuck on the same sweaty and bodily fluid coated sheets as the last guy.  
   
 I have seen some low end providers just place a towel down on the bed and often there is a used condom in the toilet bowl from the previous customer.  
   
 At least in Mexico there are "cum boys" that change the linens and pick up the used condoms from the floor or remove those thrown on the wall. They usually just work for $1 tips from the gentlemen.

nahtynikkey See my TER Reviews 491 reads
posted
5 / 18

Yet you consistently brag about BB'ing ladies from other countries. So…you're worried about some other guys sweat/bodily fluid touching you….but have no problem BB'ing a lady who probably has the last guys cum still in her…which touches your dick…but that's OK with you? LOL…..sure.

LoboGris 3 Reviews 386 reads
posted
6 / 18

you are setting forth a logical argument with an individual that I intend to use as the preface for my new book "The Death of Common Sense"

inicky46 61 Reviews 323 reads
posted
7 / 18

"Udo's Drivel: The Inane Vaporings of a Common Troll."
Personally, I think Udon't's upset because FIDIOT, despite being banned, has a virtually insurmountable lead in the SPOTYs and The Dungbeetle seems to have found non TER ladies to stalk.  So he's making a stretch run, hoping to snatch victory from them both as the ball drops on New Years Eve.

Bostonguy57 48 Reviews 345 reads
posted
9 / 18

If you want clean sheets then do out call.  By the way, if you show up and she wants to fuck on the bedspread just remember that hotels only change those out about once a week.

LoboGris 3 Reviews 342 reads
posted
10 / 18

Udo is only the preface... there will be a lot more chapters that follow so using your suggested title, while quit marketable, would not effectively describe the depth and breadth of the tome... actually, in retrospect, it may have to expanded into a trilogy.. so much material, so few pages *sigh*

Udo 266 reads
posted
11 / 18

Can someone please honestly answer this question and quit turning this to an attack on my personal preferences? This is the US and we have the right to free speech.

My feeling is that if a high end provider is working out of a $350 - $400 hotel room, she is going to have to turn a number of tricks to cover the cost of the room and then her airplane travel and expenses (her overhead) in a more than likely expensive part of the US. Only after this is she able to start making profit.

Therefore, she is most likely turning three tricks a day. I hope the whole bed is also being tirned over between tricks since sex can make a bed and its linens very messy.

I just want to know how the provders are getting the bed linens changed at least two or three times per day in a hotel and what is said to housekeeping?  

My feeling is that most providers would not want to sleep in the same bed linens where they serviced the last ugly, old, balding or overweight gentleman!

I am balding and overweight so I fit the typical monger description that can only get laid in a whorehouse. Life is not fair!

Dr Who revived 301 reads
posted
12 / 18

I think you can discuss her now that she finally turned 18...right?

Did she leave after she got her green card?  I'll bet she bolted 3 minutes after she got her card for a good looking and responsible man.  Hey...is your son still around?  How about Aces8?

So besides being a fat, old and ugly dude...you are also a compulsive cheater.  

Seems you have hit the trifecta  LOL

Maybe you should stick to the hookers in TJ...Better yet make some money and be a cum boy.  
Posted By: Udo
Can someone please honestly answer this question and quit turning this to an attack on my personal preferences? This is the US and we have the right to free speech.  
   
 My feeling is that if a high end provider is working out of a $350 - $400 hotel room, she is going to have to turn a number of tricks to cover the cost of the room and then her airplane travel and expenses (her overhead) in a more than likely expensive part of the US. Only after this is she able to start making profit.  
   
 Therefore, she is most likely turning three tricks a day. I hope the whole bed is also being tirned over between tricks since sex can make a bed and its linens very messy.  
   
 I just want to know how the provders are getting the bed linens changed at least two or three times per day in a hotel and what is said to housekeeping?  
   
 My feeling is that most providers would not want to sleep in the same bed linens where they serviced the last ugly, old, balding or overweight gentleman!  
   
 I am balding and overweight so I fit the typical monger description that can only get laid in a whorehouse. Life is not fair!

hotplants 309 reads
posted
13 / 18

I'm surprised that a world travelled gentleman such as yourself, with such discerning tastes in providers doesn't know this.

She fucks guy #1 on the bedspread, then folds it back. She fucks guy #2 on the top-sheet, then turns it back. Fucks guy #3 on the bottom sheet. That's 3!

For her 'for profit' fucks, she turns them all over and starts again. When she's done, she calls house keeping for clean sheets to sleep in. Simple.

This is also a good way for you to know which # guy of the day you are. If she's fucking you on the bare mattress which, I'm guessing may be most familiar configuration for you? That makes you # 7.  Unless she's high end, or has a pulse, in which case you never made it past her screening in the first place, so the order of sheet flipping is moot

Dr Who revived 239 reads
posted
14 / 18

"cum boy"

Yep...that's how he gets his condoms.  Plucks them off the wall...quick rinse and he's ready to sell them to unsuspecting tourists.

Sheets...they don't use sheets where he works.  Hence his lack of knowledge on the subject.
Posted By: hotplants
I'm surprised that a world travelled gentleman such as yourself, with such discerning tastes in providers doesn't know this.  
   
 She fucks guy #1 on the bedspread, then folds it back. She fucks guy #2 on the top-sheet, then turns it back. Fucks guy #3 on the bottom sheet. That's 3!  
   
 For her 'for profit' fucks, she turns them all over and starts again. When she's done, she calls house keeping for clean sheets to sleep in. Simple.  
   
 This is also a good way for you to know which # guy of the day you are. If she's fucking you on the bare mattress which, I'm guessing may be most familiar configuration for you? That makes you # 7.  Unless she's high end, or has a pulse, in which case you never made it past her screening in the first place, so the order of sheet flipping is moot.  
   
 

inicky46 61 Reviews 341 reads
posted
15 / 18

unless she's dumb enough to be fucking Udo she's not paying anything close to $300 to $400 for that hotel room.  She's booked it in advance through Priceline or Kayak and may only be renting for for the daytime rate.
As for the sheets, for a $20 tip, Housekeeping will give her as many clean sheets and towels as she wants and turn a blind eye.
Udo's OP and subsequent posts here reveal him to be not simply a troll, but an uninformed troll.  This stuff just isn't that hard to figure out.

Look2Me 15 Reviews 276 reads
posted
18 / 18

don't be hatin' on Udo, gang! Can't you see he is looking for ladies to hire him for $1 per client to change sheets and handle those icky used condoms for them? This is a plea for help...

I mean, $1 per client in the US for a few gals gives him enough to BB a TJ girl each week. He is so clever to look for a simple way to fund his brand of hobbying!

Just make sure he isn't sneaking peaks and a spank while he is supposed to be working!

The economy is bad, and here we are, seeing it on TER!

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