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But what if they're married??
frankie2003a 5646 reads
posted
1 / 13

Saw this today in the paper...

CALIFORNIA: NEW LAW BANS SEX WITH THE DEAD Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger signed a bill barring necrophilia. Officials said the law would help prosecutors who had been stymied by the lack of an official ban on the practice. "Nobody knows the full extent of the problem," said Tyler Ochoa, a professor at Santa Clara University School of Law. "But a handful of instances over the past decade is frequent enough to have a bill concerning it." The new law makes sex with a corpse a felony punishable by up to eight years in prison. (Reuters)

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stilltryin25 16 Reviews 2773 reads
posted
5 / 13

Are going to have to give up sex with their SOs.  Not that many have not done so.
    On a serious note, the law seems justified to allow prosecution of a sick behavior.

clarence37 37 Reviews 2027 reads
posted
6 / 13

http://www.xmission.com/~emailbox/loonylaws.htm

in new york state, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a chicken.

is that a necessary law? i mean... they don't even have LIPS. why would you.... how would you explain it to your wife? "honey, i was drunk. i didn't even KNOW the chicken. she doesn't mean anything to me, i swear"

i wonder if it's against the law to have sex with a dead chicken?

hi, welcome to KFC, can i take your order?

avalon_rose See my TER Reviews 2433 reads
posted
7 / 13

...That I actually felt my dinner churn in my stomach just reading that post. Ew ew ew ew. And I actually had to have some mental images, just the way my brain works... Ew ew ew. I wonder if I'll be able to sleep tonight! EEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

whitenite 18 Reviews 1669 reads
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8 / 13
lamarireland 1 Reviews 3127 reads
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9 / 13
hrnyguy31 100 Reviews 3359 reads
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10 / 13
zinaval 7 Reviews 1675 reads
posted
12 / 13


... apparently on a drunken bet. They removed over 50 needles from his genitals.  

I don't think they need a law against this.

Zin

MissDemeanor 3083 reads
posted
13 / 13

There once was a hermit named Dave,
   who kept a dead whore in his cave.
And though I'll admit
   that it did stink a bit,
Just think of the money he saved!

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There once was a woman named Kit
Who kept a dead lover named Brit
I don't care if he reeks
After all of these weeks
But I'm madder than Hell that he split!

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