It's true... The civie girls I have dated do it so differently than an escort..
Given. I always wind up dating the nerdy, conservative type. But still.
Is there some kind of escort handbook that teaches you girls this shit, or what?

My ex loved to worship cock and became quite good at it (note to Hound: I am NOT talking about your Mom!).  Probably the best non-provider head I've ever had.  When she found out I was helping a provider with her business she asked if said provider would give her blowjob lessons.  The provider said yes but the two girls could never get their act together.
Then I saw a provider post on this board about a company that offered seminars for women on how to be better sexual performers.  I told my ex and she took the course and liked it.  Then she told me she took her daughter along!
That was funny when her hot 27-year-old daughter forgot where they were and called out a question to her that started, "Mom!"  All the ladies laughed over that one.
My point is, lots of civvy women have ways of stepping up their BJ game, so if you're lucky enough to find one, don't assume she's a former or current provider.

I thought about that too.  
I just can't admit to myself that there are cive girls out there who can perform like a provider can, and I missed out on it for 20 years.. Not cool Dad. Not cool.

... and true in my experience as well. Not that I hated bjs but they left a lot to be desired. Well done Hound. I actually remember your washcloth post.

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the PS-level BJ ever gave me away...I don't think many guys would ever guess that I'm a provider, but it could definitely suggest that I'm much more experienced than my demeanor/appearance would suggest. Which isn't a good thing in 90% of cases.  

Hey! I had to read that over a few times, and change it because the first draft was much worse..
I was blowing goats or something...

I'll be totally honest. Before the hobby.. I was a moron in the sack.
Typical two pump chump.. Scared shitless.

My point is.  
Once you take the leap, and turn sex into a business transaction..
It changes you. (Well it changed me.)
Not so much in a bad way...
It makes it much less serious.. More fun...
No love, no anniversaries, no relationship.. It is.. Liberating.
Also educational..

not civvie or provider. If they love it, it will be good. Better if you got her off first, too.

Truth be told I have had some of my best BJ outside of the hobby, and some of my worst by so called pros.

But I'd prefer not to have Ol' Ben watching!

I was the instructor for a two part blow job class.
The pay blew, but the knowledge I bestowed on the simple Midwest housewives was a priceless lifetime reward.  

I get away with murder because civvie boyfriends can't let go of the great sex.  
Providing really got me into being enthusiastic about sex and craving it all the time. I'm an animal if I haven't gotten any in at least 3 days lol.
I think there is a difference, because before I began this adventure, I just wasn't as into pleasing someone as I am now.  

they're not worried that if they look too eager the guy will say "she's a whore".  I've only had two civvie girlfriends that could earn anything near a bronze medal.

Dear Julia:
Would you say the act of fellatio, was one of the first acts you were introduced to when you began to partake of the joys of sex? If the aforementioned interrogative statement is true, then would you say with responses from men that you have had in your civilian life as well as the hobby that you have mastered the art and technique of fellatio? If anyone has given you any complaints in the past, please feel free to share them.

Dear Madam Marie:
I am just wondering since you have an immense sexual predilection that is an addiction, have you begun to explore in your civilian life at least being active in public and unconventional places?

eom

How did you know?!
Are you friends with my civvie bf?
If so I'm in a lot of trouble....

Dear Madam Julia:
I was just wondering what was the reason that you let this person be the beneficiary of your oral talents? I am thinking that you must of like this boyfriend much more than all of the rest since he was the first to receive Julia's innate and latent skill set.

Dear Madam Marie:
Although you won't say it, you have some peculiar proclivities that make you an innate freak. With that said, you tend to attract men who have an equal sexual intensity and know that they can put it on you. Henceforth, If I may hazard a guess, you tend to attract older men who have an equal or greater experiential concomitant of experience.  

The dick-sucking coming natural to some part especially. Which goes hand-in-hand with some pros not being good at it. Like the date I had the other day. Terrible. And she even tried to DT, so it was on her "menu." Her problem goes to an earlier post of mine. She didn't love it. She actually stopped to complain several times. As a result, she didn't apply any friction- it was the "loosest" mouth I've ever felt. (Yes, this was my bad weather dinner audible I posted about. Otherwise, an great time.)

Dear Cosette:
I certain can attest and confirm your aforementioned statement.

What I am talking about is not about technique..

See here is a prime example!

If you meet a girl like this..  
Grrrrrrrrrr... Yum.
She will change the way you approach all aspects of sex.

So formal

It has NOTHING to do with how she sucks your dick..

Look at all your flashy wordplay and clever turns of phrase.
Such a turn on...

Hey! My dick is fine! Promise!

You are going off on a tangent here! Leave me alone Freud!

that you are one gagging, slippery, sloppy, deep-throating BJ Princess.  Dirtiest mind in town, too. Upon my return, which may not be until mid March, I stand ready to assist you in your endeavors to spread your knowledge to those unschooled in giving "Head Royale."
Why settle for my son the Hound, when you can have "big daddy."  But I do appreciate the affection you've expressed for my boy.  He is a fine young pup

It's another league.. Admit it!
Maybe you were so sexually charged when you were a civie.
But you have to admit you knew you were different...
A very special kinda girl that I really like!

And by the way she taught me how to eat pussy quite well, at least I have never had a complaint and oh by the way I love to practice. But between the College GF and starting my hobby career the bj's I had were lackluster at best. My ex's idea of a bj was to get it wet with spit for lube, only foreplay never just blow me to completion. Thus she's my ex, I don't cheat, but I'm not going the rest of my life without getting my cock sucked off (ok I'm not that shallow, there was more than just that). Now since I started my hobby career I'm getting great bj's all the time. If I were to ever enter in another civie relationship I wouldn't think twice about why she would give great head only that she does. I am very good at eating pussy and I've never been paid for doing so, although that would be very cool. There are a few providers that I see, and it's all we do for a 2 hour session is oral, her on me and me on her with breaks in between of course. I have to find providers that do bbbj to completion because I have a stupid mental block with condoms, I can't maintain an erection for very long once a condom is put on. It's almost as if it's suffocating the little guy.  

Don't bather.. I'm broke

are worthy of some formality and great respect!!

Get it? Fucking Allowance?//
I know... My jokes really suck.

I know I'm an ass. to doormats.

Dear Julia:
It almost seem as if your addicted to the cheese. The first time someone compensated you for your time and company you almost seemed this is to easy and not one of your friends would believe you if you told them that you got a certain sum of money in a small period of time. Then it was like all I have to do is be a lady have conversation and master certain skills and I can get paid.  Then on top of it you also get to go on occasional trips and have it compensated and still make loot.  
 At this point Julia, then it was like how do I market myself research background and discern who is Law Enforcement and the like. Not to mention, you now have more time for your family and other personal interest as well. Of course you can't go back it is in your blood and you know the value of a middle aged caucasian women and what it goes for on the open market. Yippee for you. You finally have more that a clue.

Not all your jokes suck, but that one did.  As for your allowance, go pound sand.  And, by the way, I am fucking away your inheritance, too. LMAO!

Gonna have to try harder than that buddy

There was almost no movement on that comeback.

Gotta admit it. I suck on the big dick.

You and your Daddy are on my Good list, you know that.  
 

Posted By: TheHoundOfCullin

It's another league.. Admit it!  
 Maybe you were so sexually charged when you were a civie.  
 But you have to admit you knew you were different...  
 A very special kinda girl that I really like!  
   
 Be good.. Good. Keep me on you list please?

I refuse to have a civie GF, I can't for the life of me see the upside. And, I have perhaps more than my share of Benjamin's. The only thing I'm lacking in life is time, I work a lot. There are worse problems to have and I'm not complaining, I understand just how fortunate I am