Ok ok. I know johns are not going to raise their hands.

It has been repeatedly mentioned by gals that what they want is someone who is courteous and obeys their rules (Reading what they put up on their websites helps.)  Beyond that they should be clean and properly dressed, and have taken care of their oral hygiene.

But I'd say the actual worst client is the one who doesn't wash his ass first and leaves a light envelope.  

might be the only one that fits your definition.  If the ladies are telling you that's the kind of client they like, then I think you're doing something wrong.  Most of them tell me they don't EVER want me to leave . . . . . .  . . until after I have handed over the envelope.

Usually don't contact me lol I like a big cock, clean men and if he came in 2 seconds, I'd hope he could get it back up and fuck me like I need! If a guy has a small cock, he can still fuck my ass.  I don't discriminate lol I also have a ton of toys and a fucking machine. I honestly don't have guys like you describe contacting me.  
I am wondering though, why do you ask? Are you thinking of becoming a hooker???? OR Are you one of those guys you describe?
XOXO  
TL

Well maybe his dick isn't tiny, and maybe he isn't quite a "two pump chump" but I bet you he has "tendencies" lol

Violence never solves anything, but if she is inclined to go that route, she should beat him senseless with it first.  Just my romantic nature, I guess.  

Oh well.. But once is enough, if the Quality is there...  !  Wink

Sounds like my kind of session!  

Lmao!!!! Well, clearly,  the OP has something going on about the LADIES clients/details lol I'm really curious why he needs to know this enough to post about it.  
Yes, just MAYBE I am a slut lol and I don't think I'd rip a man's dick off BUT I'd take knowing I was going to get some cock vs none over the next time the "dickless" guy tried to schedule 😀😋😎
Goodness, that poor woman's  pussy was probably throbbing like crazy! I bet she fucked her BF up in bed hahaha!!! 😂 like I feel sorry for him lol I'm sure he loved it! 😏💋
XOXO  
TL

LMAO!!! 😂 You are silly! 😚
Oh baby,  I'm going to passionately,  throw down with you.... I would NEVER rip your cock off. I'm gonna need it! Lol  
Goodness,  where are You? 😚😜😎
XOXO
TL

You guys are cracking me up! 😂😂😂
XOXO  
TL

This is so true!
XOXO  
TL

Nicely said babe 💋
XOXO  
TL

Thanx be nice if they were all Richard Gere in Pretty Woman,  Xoxo

Mick's going to want a four point restraint first, THEN you can rip his dick off.  He would pay an upcharge for a blindfold and nipple clamps.  Just FYI.

THIS...all day, every day.

Now THIS is right on target.