Were you the one that posted the original cartoon last year? I like the original cartoon better (same song).

http://www.rodneycarrington.com/dearpenis.php

Hmm. That gives me a thought: a jock-puppet.

Think if it were done live; it might bring ventriliquist acts back into vogue!

LMFAO !!!! That was great. Thanks for the laugh. Here's some new lyrics to add on to that tune>>

I don't like my penis anymore
Cause when I stroke it, it gets really sore
So I don't think I'll touch it anymore
I'll just let it hang down to the floor

Now I'm as horny as a guy can be
Because my penis has more needs than me
So drop on by, I'll fill you full of glee
Cause a harder penis you will never see

Sh*t Ciara!  You should have said something about sound on your link.  I clicked it as I was walking away from my laptop and, after a couple of seconds, the sound came on.  My wife started upstairs and I barely got back to X out of it... I'm getting too old for close calls like that!