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zinaval 7 Reviews 4977 reads
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I gave a box of female condoms to the last provider I saw as free samples.

She had never used one before, so we weren't prepared to try it out for our session.

I had bought them up at Walgreens where, to my dismay, they were on clearance.

/Zin  

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Ci Ci 3516 reads
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2 / 10
Are you talking about Female Condoms or a box of chocolates?


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MrSelfDestruct 44 Reviews 2231 reads
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3 / 10
"Life is like a box of female condoms" - Forrest Hump (eom)


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hrnyguy31 110 Reviews 2207 reads
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Boy, you're on a roll today! EOM


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zinaval 7 Reviews 1973 reads
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Sorry people, this one's an orphan. I'll edit it so it make sense.

I wondered where it went.  I thought I had hit the post button but couldn't find it.

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KCMOSHYGUY 11 Reviews 2495 reads
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6 / 10
I heard this a long time ago, but can't remember the source.

I saw this on some program, but can't remember where I saw it.  All I know is that the quote was made from someone imitating Forrest Gump.

"A prostitute is like a box of chocolates.  You have to pay more for the good ones."

Ci Ci 2484 reads
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7 / 10
Yeah, but you have to spit out the cherrys, dang it!


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Ci Ci 2279 reads
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8 / 10
"You never know what you're gonna get, at least that's what my momma always said."

4-inch, 6-inch, 9-inch. It's like drawing the shortest stick. You never know what you're gonna get. Wink!

Hugs,
Ciara

ozzy335 8 Reviews 5404 reads
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9 / 10
Cherrys? now what I would not give to have a taste of those my pretty.......eom


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Ci Ci 5669 reads
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10 / 10
Go on, say it!

That's it.  Spank me, bite me (okay nibble only, please).

Hugs,
Ciara

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