chutt beeks.

My fave is "dirty pillows" from Stephen King's Carrie.

A close second is "Palm magnets" which is an original. (Syncronicity dictates some other twisted soul may have come up with that one on their own as well.)

I also like  some others I've comeup with - "Pinching Puffs" "Eraser Pads" "Double-Oughts" "Landing Pads" "clamp Holders" "Baby Teasers" "Squirt Guns" Again, syncronicity...

Anyway, here's a few more:

2-Point Jumpers
Air Bags
Angel Cakes
Apple Dumpling Shop
Apples
Aspirins on an Ironing Board
Babaloos
Baby Bottles
Baby Feeders
Baby Pillows
Balboas
Balloons
Balls (archaic)
Bambi's Thumpers
Bangers
Bangles
Bassoons
Baubles
Bazongas
Bazookas
Bazooms
Beacons
Beanbags
Bebops
Bee Stings
Begonias
Betty and Wilmas
Betty Boops
Big Boppers
Big Brown Eyes
Bigguns
Bikini Stuffers
Billibongs
Blinkers
Blouse Bunnies
Bologna Bags
Bombers
Bomboostas
Bombshells
Bonbons
Bongos
Bongos
Bonkers
Boobers
Boobies
Boobs
Boops
Boozies
Bops
Bosom
Bottles
Boulders
Bouncers
Bouncing Buddhas
Bowling Balls
Bra Buddies
Bra Busters
Bra Stuffers
Breast Candies (nipples)
Bronskis
Bubbas
Bubbies
Buds
Bulbs
Bulges
Bullets
Bumpers
Bumps
Bust
Busters
Busties
Butter Bags
Butterballs
Buttons
Caboodles
Cannon Balls
Cans
Cantaloupes
Carumbas
Casabas
Cha-Chas
Charlies
Charms
Cherry pies
Chest Hams
Chestballs
Chestglobes
Chesticles
Chestnuts
Chi-Chis
Chihuahuas
Chimichangas
Chiquitas
Coconuts
Congas
Congo Bongos
Corkers
Cream Pies
Creamers
Cuhuangas
Cupcakes
Curves
Dairies
Dairybombs
Dingers
Dinghies
Dingos
Dinner Plates
Dirigibles
Dirty Pillows
Domes
Doodads
Doozers
Doozies
Double Whoppers
Double-Oughts
Double-Whammies
Droopies
Dueling Banjos
Dugs
Dumplings
Dunes
Dunes
Ear Muffs
Eclairs
Eggplants
Enchiladas
Eyes
Fairy Pillows
Feed Bags
Feeding Bottles
Flapjacks
Flappers
Flesh Balloons
Flesh Bulbs
Flesh Melons
Floaters
Floats
Floppers
Fog Lights
Fried Eggs
Fun Bags
Gagas
Garbos
Gazingas
Gazongas
Gedoinkers
Gerber Servers
Gerber Servers
Girlspheres
Glands
Globelets
Globes
Gob Stoppers
Gongas
Goombas
Gourds
Grand Tetons
Grapefruits
Grillwork
Guavas
Gum Drops
Hand Warmers
Handsets
Happy Meals
Headers
Headlamps
Headlights
Headphones
Headsets
Hefties
Heifers
Hemispheres
High Beams
Hills
Hindenburgs
Honeydews
Honkers
Hood Ornaments
Hoohas
Hooters
Hot Cakes
Hottentots
Howitzers
Hubcaps
Huffies
Humdingers
Hush Puppies
ICBM's
Jaboos
Jawbreakers
Jemimas
Jibs
Jigglypuff
Jobbers
Jubblies
Jugs
Jukes
Jumbos
Kabukis
Kajoobies
Kalamazoos
Kazongas
Kazoos
Knobbers
Knobs
Knockers
Kongas
Kumquats
Lactoids
Lactoids
Lady Lumps
Lip Fodder
Loaves
Loblollies
Love Bubbles
Love Humps
Love Melons
Love Muffins
Lulus
Lung Protectors
Lungs
Macaroons
Magumbos
Mail Bags
Majumbas
Mambos
Mammaries
Mammaroonies
Mammies
Mammoths
Mams
Mangos
Maracas
Marangos
Maraschinos
Marimbas
Marshmallows
Mau Maus
Mausers
Meat Loaves
Meatballs
Melons
Midget Earmuffs
Milk Bags
Milk Balloons
Milk Bottles
Milk Cannons
Milk Cans
Milk Caps (areolae)
Milk Duds
Milk Fountains
Milk Globes
Milk Guns
Milk Holders
Milk Jugs
Milk Machines
Milk Makers
Milk Sacks
Milk Shakes
Milk Squirters
Milk Tanks
Milk Wagons
Milkfruits
Milkholes (nipples)
milkshakes
Missiles
Mogambos
Molehills
Mommas
Mondos
Montezumas
Moo Moos
Mosquito Bites
Mother Lodes
Mounds
Mountain Peaks
Mountains
Muchachas
Muffins
Mulligans
Mushmelons
Muskmelons
Nancies
Nectarines
Niblets
Nibs
Ninnies
Nippeloons
Nippelos
Nippers
Nippies
Nips
Nodes
Nodules
Noogies
Nose Cones
Nubbies
Nugs
Num Nums
Ode to Joys
Oompas
Oranges
Orbs
Ottomans
Padding
Pagodas
Pair
Palookas
Pantry Shelves
Papayas
Paps
Parabolas
Party Hats
Pastries
Paw Patties
Peaches
Peakers
Peaks
Pears
Pects
Peepers
Pendulums
Pillows
Pink Nosed Puppies
Pips
Plums
Pointer-Sisters
Points
Pokers
Polygons
Pompons
Pontoons
Pool Toys
Porky Pigs
Potatoes
PT Boats
Pumpkins
Puppies
Quarts of Love
Queen Jewels
Rack
Raisins
Rangoons
Rib Balloons
Rib Cushions
Rivets
Rockets
Rocks-In-Socks
Roundies
Sandbags
Satellites
Scones
Scoops
Set
Shakers
Shamu Flappers
Shebas
Shimmies
Siamese Twins
Silos
Skin Sacks
Skooners
Smoothies
Snack Tray
Snuggle Pups
Spark Plugs
Specials
Speed bumps
Spheres
Spongecakes
Spuds
Stacks
Stacks
Stuffing
Sugarplums
Super Big Gulps
Superdroopers
Sweater Meat
Sweater Puffs
Sweater Stretchers
Sweet Rolls
Swingers
Tahitis
Tamales
Tannin' Cannons
Tartugas
Tatas
Tats
Tattlers
Teacups
Teats
Tetons
Thangs
The Girls
The Treasure Chest
The Udders
The Upper Deck
The Upper Works
Thingamajigs
Tidbits
Titbits
Tits
Titskis
Titters
Titties
Tomatoes
Tooters
Torpedoes
Tortillas
Totos
Traffic Stoppers
Tutsies
Twangers
Tweakers
Tweeters
Twin Peaks
Twins
Twofers
Tympanies
U-Boats
Udders
Umlauts
Wahwahs
Waldos
Warheads
Watermelons
Whoppers
Wind-Jammers
Winnebagos
Wobblers
Wongas
Woofers
Yabbos
Yams
Yayas
Zeppelins
Zingers

Mine is:  "Tig Ol' Bitties"

I've always liked, Al Bundy's favorite

Big 'Uns

We appreciate the effort.

Since it is a tits thread
       

Eggs, fried eggs

Lmao u forgot breakfast

Missed you in foxwoods last week

Lina

Yeah, next time you drive by look at the reactor's.  2 huge breast with hard erect nipples pointing towards heaven.  Been looking for her pussy.

Let me see what else I can come up with lol!!
Hugs and kisses
TL

There are some ones that are new to me. I think I'll incorporate them into my list.

perhaps Jumbo Hershey Kisses? mmmm!

1. Abbott and Costello
2. airbags
3. B1 and B2
4. babaloos
5. baby feeders
6. badoinkies
7. balloons
8. baloobas
9. baps
10. bazookas
11. bazoomas
12. bazoombas
13. bee-stings
14. Ben and Jerry
15. Bert and Ernie
16. Berthas
17. bijongas
18. billibongs
19. blinkers
20. Bob and Ray
21. bombs
22. Bonnie and Clyde
23. boobs
24. boobies
25. boobsters
26. boops
27. bosoms
28. bottles
29. boulders
30. Brad Pitts
31. bristols
32. bumpers
33. cans
34. cantaloupes
35. cha-chas
36. chesticles
37. chumbawumbas
38. coconuts
39. cupcakes
40. dairy pillows
41. Danny DeVitos
42. David and Goliath
43. devil's dumplings
44. dinglebobbers
45. dugs
46. dumplings
47. Durantes
48. Eartha Kitts
49. Eisenhowers
50. flapdoodles
51. Fred and Ethel
52. funbags
53. gazongas
54. George and Gracie
55. gobstoppers
56. God’s milk bottles
57. Godzillas
58. Goodyears
59. goombas
60. grillwork
61. headlamps
62. headlights
63. high beams
64. Holmes and Watson
65. honkers
66. hood ornaments
67. hooters
68. hubcaps
69. hummers
70. Isaac Newtons
71. jahoobies
72. John and Paul
73. jugs
74. kagemushas
75. kawangas
76. knockers
77. Lewinskis
78. Lilo and Stitch
79. magambos
80. Mahatmas
81. mammaries
82. mau maus
83. melons
84. Mickey and Minnie
85. Mike and Ike
86. milk bombs
87. milk jugs
88. milk wagons
89. milkmakers
90. milkshakes
91. Mobutus
92. mounds
93. muffins
94. Mulligans
95. Murphys
96. nay-nays
97. neeners
98. ninnies
99. norks
100. num-nums
101. pair
102. palookas
103. Pia Zadoras
104. pillows
105. puppies
106. pushmatahas
107. rack
108. rib bumpers
109. rivets
110. rotors
111. shabba-dos
112. shlobes
113. shmozobs
114. snow tires
115. soombas
116. speed bumps
117. splazoingas
118. squachies
119. tatas
120. teetees
121. Thelma and Louise
122. tishomingos
123. tits
124. titties
125. torpedoes
126. Tweedledee and Tweedledum
127. tweeters
128. twekkers
129. Volvos
130. wahwahs
131. whimwhams
132. Wilsons
133. windshield wipers
134. Winnebagos
135. wopbopaloobops
136. yahoos
137. yazoos
138. ying-yangs

boobies lol

Hershey Kisses

Call them grapefruits , tangerines, coconuts , and mangoes lmao

hooters

lol true

Ok you guys are whoa funny!  As a chick who likes to lick and take it, mine is just tits.  It has just the right touch of rauch to make the recipient of the word blush and get a little aroused and it shows that you are all business about your love of breast...ahem...tits.

I like the big (pretty to look at) ones but after being with a chick sporting 38DD's for a year it's alot to handle since as a petite girl I have small hands and she has more than enough to feed the needy.

AF

As in "Nice guns, babe."
For legs I like "getaway sticks."