the software for RoHoneyV1.0 She will look really good and have all the promises you'd expect in a woman. However,
When you kiss her, you will - "just now and then" - get a shock in your lips and she'll say "yum...great pizza!"
And when you grasp her breast and squeeze lightly, your car horn will go off (fucking bluetooth). And when things go farther and you're sucking her nipples, don't be angry when the milk starts flowing out of your refrigerator. Just keep going.
Ahh...now to run your hand up her perfectly shaped thigh and to her crotch. MAKE SURE you have disarmed the "intrusion firewall" or your finger will be sliced off. It may keep your neighbor or teenager or horney brother in law away from her love canal but don't forget to hit F5 first.
OK, you have successfully disarmed the MSV8URDIGIT, and you have two fingers inside her slippery (not slippery? You didn't fill the VaginaWetTub with ValvolineYoHoney0W5) super tight artifical vacuum vagina (runs on Linux, not XP...see www.linuxmachines.com for updates)that will grasp and suck in your fingers. Her G Spot is really an YSpot, since Oracle trademarked the "GSpot" for their coming Larry Ellison SuperSlut series. Of course it's 5 months late.
Speaking of "late"..no baby robo's to worry about. And this RoHoney is "GREEN!" Yes, that's right...your walking, talking, robot fuck-monster runs on solar power, so let he sit outside, or by the window when you're gone and her EverReady Plutonium Fuel Cell recharges - ready for her to recharge (or discharge) you!
And in an attempt to get Al Gore to endorse RoHoney, your sperm is not just released into the world to mix with the air and up the humidity - it's turned into fertilizer that can be used to help your garden grow. Imagine when you tell dinner guests that your tomatoes grew with an assist from your jizm fertilizer! Great fun, huh!
But back to the fun, you've gotten RoHoney to dispose of her clothes (she'll do it in .56nanoseconds by hitting F6twice) and you're just putting your raging cruisemissile into her target area. You'll almost pass out from the wonderful feeling (if you do pass out she will shcck you back to conscienceness if you bought the optional DickDefribillatorTM)
From entry until orgasm you have a myriad of options to choose, while you're thrusting, while she's doing the work or just both looking at one another very still while the "hosted - outsourced" cockthrobber runs. Sometimes there's some connecivity issues with the hosted dick massager, so be ready to take over if the connection fails. You don't want to go soft.
While in the midst of all this passion, you want your Fake-date (careful..I've tradmarked that!)to scream. I mean sing to the hills...well the standard 125db "Jesus, I'm cumming!" is slightly less sound than an F15 with afterburners. That's loud! But it you want to impress your buddy in the next town or your wife, while she's watching Oprah, spring for the optional "BoomBox-LowRiderV2 (fuck all ya, I've got that trademarked also)download. Man 'O Man...she'll burst all the bottles of that worthless, but expensive, hair and face shit your wife has up in the bedroom! Warning! This version has been tested to not burst wine bottles with wine that costs more than $50, but don't chance it.
OK, you're hearing whatever digitized sounds of ecstasy you've selected, you are looking into her 1080P plasma eyes and kissing her soft and moist Dupont "SuperLips" feeling your babbybater starting up through your super squeezed dick. She now knows to open her internal bomb-bay to receive the payload. Her inner circuitry is told to scream "cum in me!!" and you let loose a load that would cover an entire Picasso in white. Here's where the first time user gets the surprise of their life (and even long time users will never get tired of) She sticks a Callaway graphite dildo (stiff shaft)up your butt and hits your prostate with a tungsten head specially designed to trigger a new orgasm! Yes..you can have multiple orgasms with RoHoney and you don't even have to stay hard! Damn, I love high tech.
For those times when you just want to sit back and get a blow job? Well, she doesn't do that unless you buy her jewelry. The bitch.
