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Big guys know they are big
1705218 10 Reviews 356 reads
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One size fits all dicks, And it feels like BBFS

Alexandra Kole See my TER Reviews 563 reads
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Not all of us enjoy riding fire hydrant sized penis! I enjoy average-ish.

Why don't you like the idea of a female condom??? Using them is rad! It's not a sexy look for a lady, but believe me, you'll get over it.

No lady in her right mind would ever laugh at you, and if she did, get dressed and march on. All of us have physical attributes that we find less than desirable in our own eyes, and most others would never know unless we pointed it out, but beauty is in the eye of the beholder.  

No worries! Find a well reviewed lady and go for it, you'll be fine!!!

London Rayne See my TER Reviews 479 reads
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Sorry, but bigger guys can only do so much with me and then it's back to oral. Not all of us are built to handle size, so do not worry. Read reviews. I can assure you, she will probably be thankful her vagina is not put out of order lol.

AlexandraMilw See my TER Reviews 331 reads
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As Alexandra Kole said, and needs to be said twice... no one is going to laugh at you.

Some of us don't like anything bigger than average. Hell, maybe you'd be perfect for London :D Nevermind, you are still way too big for her lol.

Bring your own and explain in person. It isn't a big deal and plenty of guys have the same situation. Your whole posting is more about worrying about it sliding off. I don't know of any gals who who care that you are not a "fire hydrant".
Posted By: Alexandra Kole
Not all of us enjoy riding fire hydrant sized penis! I enjoy average-ish.  
   
 Why don't you like the idea of a female condom??? Using them is rad! It's not a sexy look for a lady, but believe me, you'll get over it.  
   
 No lady in her right mind would ever laugh at you, and if she did, get dressed and march on. All of us have physical attributes that we find less than desirable in our own eyes, and most others would never know unless we pointed it out, but beauty is in the eye of the beholder.  
   
 No worries! Find a well reviewed lady and go for it, you'll be fine!!!

AlexandraMilw See my TER Reviews 149 reads
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Posted By: London Rayne
Sorry, but bigger guys can only do so much with me and then it's back to oral. Not all of us are built to handle size, so do not worry. Read reviews. I can assure you, she will probably be thankful her vagina is not put out of order lol.

Durhamdrew 19 Reviews 239 reads
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Female Condoms, known as FC2s, can be bought on Amazon.com  from several vendors. They run about $2 each so many providers don't have them. Bring your own AND you will need to use lube with them. Good luck, have fun, and be safe.

TrulyMsMocha See my TER Reviews 328 reads
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...I really, really, really think you should give female condoms a try.  
Also Beyond Seven, Lifestyles (snugger fit) and Caution Wear (Iron Grip), Kimono etc have a few good options as well for those who lack a little in girth. I personally keep condoms of many brands, textures, materials, length, widths etc since I like being well-prepared so with that I've yet to need a client's condoms. You will not find a real pro laughing at anything you think you lack. Go in confident my dear.

-- Modified on 5/18/2015 2:18:42 AM

London Rayne See my TER Reviews 261 reads
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Many providers will not use a condom a guy brings either...  

I will not use a female condom period, but it's on my profile so if someone insists, they can see a provider who does.

Durhamdrew 19 Reviews 155 reads
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I've heard that and it's understandable
I tend to see my regulars so my condom box gets taken advantage of most of the time.
I keep a variety of 5 or 6 types to include FC2s and non latex.

Blowing Chunks 214 reads
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expat337 60 Reviews 236 reads
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I can't match your length but about the same in "girth" (if you can call it that at what we are "packing"). I'm extremely self-conscious myself but thankfully have never been laughed at. I try to think about it this way: IRL most woman would prefer something more substantial than what we have, but in this situation I think that the majority of the time they prefer average to smaller like ourselves. Think about it this way, do you think they want to take fire hydrants multiple times a day and multiple days a week? Definitely not. So they are probably thankful when I show up. They won't feel much and makes their job that much easier. And I've only run into one provider where I could barely feel anything so don't worry about that so much. As far as bringing your own, I'd say if you go that route bring the box completely unaltered (unopened and preferably leaving on the think plastic wrapping. No guarantees they will be ok using them but it might slightly increase the odds.

goofball42 1 Reviews 204 reads
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If you can turn her mind on, the size of your penis won't matter at all.

The mind is the biggest sex organ. Whether she feels anything isn't what will completely get her going - it's what you say, and how you do foreplay that will make her feel anything!

I know your bigger concern is the condom size, but believe me, she'll find a way to accommodate. There's a reason it's called an "average" size, and these ladies have seen many different sizes.

JohnyComeAlready 61 reads
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Posted By: goofball42
If you can turn her mind on, the size of your penis won't matter at all.  
   
 The mind is the biggest sex organ. Whether she feels anything isn't what will completely get her going - it's what you say, and how you do foreplay that will make her feel anything!  
   
 I know your bigger concern is the condom size, but believe me, she'll find a way to accommodate. There's a reason it's called an "average" size, and these ladies have seen many different sizes.

mrfisher 115 Reviews 273 reads
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and regular condoms seem to work fine, even urethane ones that are less stretchy.

Small size can have some big advantages too.

For example, several times I've been invited to have greek from gals who don't even mention it on their menus.

Remember the old adage:  Good things come in small packages.

anitanicole See my TER Reviews 152 reads
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I really am not feeling anything with the female condom, no matter how we do it. I suggest, you request smaller condoms before meeting, and I'm sure the lady won't mind getting them. No one would laugh at you dear.

Xo Anita

Blowing Chunks 44 reads
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expat337 60 Reviews 110 reads
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Not sure if you are a "shower" or a "grower" but for me I try and make sure the lady doesn't see me in a flaccid state either. I won't let them touch/see me unless I'm chubbing up slightly at least.

RespectfullyYours 9 Reviews 161 reads
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most hookers would go out of business. It's your fantasy, and the good ones will make it come true no matter what you look like. Believe me pal, there aren't a lot of Fabio's amongst the mongerers.

hbyist+truth=;( 187 reads
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I would not ever laugh at you....period. You would be a dream client for me.  

If you showed up with condoms that fit you in a SEALED box, I would have no hesitation to use them. Better that than have one fall off inside of me.

As for the laughing or a small chuckle, I would reserve that for the big guys as in *chuckle*, sorry but not going to fit. I think those guys need to give the ladies a heads up more than you ever would...just my opinion, not based on empirical evidence from a large sample of hookers nation wide.

hbyist+truth=;( 60 reads
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London Rayne See my TER Reviews 184 reads
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LOL.... yes you can! You are correct about larger guys speaking up too... does not have to be an explicit "Hey hon, my d&ck can knock over a chair"  thing, but maybe "I have a larger brain than most." I think that would suffice.

JordannaLee See my TER Reviews 213 reads
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Money satisfies us, darlin. I have no issues with a small dick ;)

JohnyComeAlready 67 reads
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lopaw 29 Reviews 114 reads
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....why on earth would she care about you having a small one

angelexotic See my TER Reviews 107 reads
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from china or japan, I had a client bring his own small sized rubbers once. thats where he ordered em from.

 
              I know for me i never laugh or judge my clients and I want them to feel good about themselves and happy  and I want them to make me feel that way too.

 
    I dont think you will have issues with them laughing at you,. Not at all.

 
We are sex and body experts and see all kinds of sizes and personalities, we are getting paid a lot to do so and it would be very unprofessional and rude to be making fun of clients dick sizes or alot times they may be nervous and try things out at appt with you, like viagra or whatever, they may say oh i sometimes have issues I took a viagra, and sometimes they arent even sure it will work.  

 
We are like the sex experts there are guys with dicks too big , there are guys that dont know if they can perform but want too try, there is so many variables . I think a small dick is a good thing, for a client, After all we have alot of sex so we dont wanna be worn out the smaler dick would mean we could take another appt after you and not be all beat up. you get a huge one up the ass for an hour and your done workin for the day, maybe even the next day too!

 

small dicks means you can make more money, i would think it would be a good thing for an escort!

Tylor See my TER Reviews 145 reads
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of your size. I can't handle a lot, a fire hydrant def waters down the fun for me. Guys put way too much weight on size, bigger is not better, avarage is more than enough. Well for a lot of us...
No one should laugh at you, if they do leave.  
I would have no problem using a cover from a sealed box you brought.

cgreene33572 116 Reviews 67 reads
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London Rayne See my TER Reviews 113 reads
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hbyist+truth=;( 59 reads
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Not as if it a sudden surprise and for them to think all woman can take that...well the surprise is, we all cannot and they will be disappointed because some women will not just grin and take it, they will outright refuse. You and me to start.

hbyist+truth=;( 59 reads
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Obviously he knows so little about women. Some women do not even need a dick in sight to be thoroughly pleased. Hooker or not.

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