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davincib1 96 Reviews 2022 reads
posted
1 / 29
I hate it when.....

Girls, whether providing or not "claim" that they have a big ass or big tits and they weigh upwards of 250!  Seems kinda oxymoron-ish.  I you weigh 250 to 300 lbs aren't you supposed to have big tits and ass.  Not a dig at anyone.  What are your "I hate it when" pet peeves?

Durhamdrew 19 Reviews 680 reads
posted
2 / 29
Big girls

The best is when they say they have curves and it's really one big round curve.  

Posted By: davincib1
Girls, whether providing or not "claim" that they have a big ass or big tits and they weigh upwards of 250!  Seems kinda oxymoron-ish.  I you weigh 250 to 300 lbs aren't you supposed to have big tits and ass.  Not a dig at anyone.  What are your "I hate it when" pet peeves?

ottolbrock 755 reads
posted
3 / 29
Re: I hate it when..

Skid marks?? WTF, poor ladies. I think I would just pull their undies up, collect my shit and tell them I will come back when they are potty trained.  
Big issues aside my pet peeve is over acting.

VIPCharlotteYork See my TER Reviews 633 reads
posted
4 / 29
Re: I hate it when..

I agree with having to make sure someone washes their hands....

Durhamdrew 19 Reviews 594 reads
posted
5 / 29
Re: I hate it when..

"skid marks" require more than hand washing. Ya know Amazon sells those bidet toilet seats now ... just saying.

Posted By: VIPCharlotteYork
I agree with having to make sure someone washes their hands....

RroseSelavy 701 reads
posted
6 / 29
I hate petting peeves

Pet peeves, I have a few...

- Unsolicited advice from hobbyists about how to run my escort business. Until I ask, or you have made dime one selling sex, kindly keep your paternalistic know-it-all bullshit to yourself. In return, I promise not to advise you on law/medicine/advertising/contracting/engineering/your chosen profession.

- "You're actually smart!" Yep. I likely have far more education than you (not that that is always an indication of intelligence), but even without it I'd be qualified to judge that you are a condescending pricklet.

- "You should be paying me!" Wit fail. Are you really resentful that I'm cumming so much? Perhaps you'd prefer a cold fish.

- "I can't afford to see you often, but since we click so well, we should have coffee sometime [OTC]." Fundamental misunderstanding of how compensated companionship works. Get in touch when you can afford a session.

- "If I weren't married, we'd be waking up together every morning!" And why would you presume that I desire such a thing? I LOVE being single, plus you're not interesting or intelligent enough for my tastes. And you're a selfish lover.

- "You're too good to be doing this/you're not like the other trashy sluts." I love doing this, and I love being a trashy slut. And I love and admire my trashy slut sisters. Why in the world would you pay to fuck hookers if you have such hang ups about sex work/workers? Take the money you'd be paying me and get thee to a therapist!

PHEW! Now THAT felt great!

Bob.Sugar 633 reads
posted
7 / 29
Do you put your education on your site?

I hope not...it's been embarrassing to meet those who claim to have multiple degrees from "prestigious" schools when the gal couldn't even spell the schools name correctly...let alone have a grasp on the subject matter.

I did like your post however.

I don't charge for initial consults either...do you?
Posted By: RroseSelavy
Pet peeves, I have a few...  
   
 - Unsolicited advice from hobbyists about how to run my escort business. Until I ask, or you have made dime one selling sex, kindly keep your paternalistic know-it-all bullshit to yourself. In return, I promise not to advise you on law/medicine/advertising/contracting/engineering/your chosen profession.  
   
 - "You're actually smart!" Yep. I likely have far more education than you (not that that is always an indication of intelligence), but even without it I'd be qualified to judge that you are a condescending pricklet.  
   
 - "You should be paying me!" Wit fail. Are you really resentful that I'm cumming so much? Perhaps you'd prefer a cold fish.  
   
 - "I can't afford to see you often, but since we click so well, we should have coffee sometime [OTC]." Fundamental misunderstanding of how compensated companionship works. Get in touch when you can afford a session.  
   
 - "If I weren't married, we'd be waking up together every morning!" And why would you presume that I desire such a thing? I LOVE being single, plus you're not interesting or intelligent enough for my tastes. And you're a selfish lover.  
   
 - "You're too good to be doing this/you're not like the other trashy sluts." I love doing this, and I love being a trashy slut. And I love and admire my trashy slut sisters. Why in the world would you pay to fuck hookers if you have such hang ups about sex work/workers? Take the money you'd be paying me and get thee to a therapist!  
   
 PHEW! Now THAT felt great!
-- Modified on 9/29/2015 4:14:08 PM

venusnoire 608 reads
posted
8 / 29
Re: I hate petting peeves

LOL LOVE IT !!!! I couldn't have said it better

sympathyforthedevil 57 Reviews 592 reads
posted
9 / 29
Re: I hate petting peeves

Post of the year!

Posted By: RroseSelavy
Pet peeves, I have a few...  
   
 - Unsolicited advice from hobbyists about how to run my escort business. Until I ask, or you have made dime one selling sex, kindly keep your paternalistic know-it-all bullshit to yourself. In return, I promise not to advise you on law/medicine/advertising/contracting/engineering/your chosen profession.  
   
 - "You're actually smart!" Yep. I likely have far more education than you (not that that is always an indication of intelligence), but even without it I'd be qualified to judge that you are a condescending pricklet.  
   
 - "You should be paying me!" Wit fail. Are you really resentful that I'm cumming so much? Perhaps you'd prefer a cold fish.  
   
 - "I can't afford to see you often, but since we click so well, we should have coffee sometime [OTC]." Fundamental misunderstanding of how compensated companionship works. Get in touch when you can afford a session.  
   
 - "If I weren't married, we'd be waking up together every morning!" And why would you presume that I desire such a thing? I LOVE being single, plus you're not interesting or intelligent enough for my tastes. And you're a selfish lover.  
   
 - "You're too good to be doing this/you're not like the other trashy sluts." I love doing this, and I love being a trashy slut. And I love and admire my trashy slut sisters. Why in the world would you pay to fuck hookers if you have such hang ups about sex work/workers? Take the money you'd be paying me and get thee to a therapist!  
   
 PHEW! Now THAT felt great!

kerri.bound See my TER Reviews 503 reads
posted
10 / 29
+100 EOM


END OF MESSAGE

nobody305 606 reads
posted
11 / 29
I hate

Lack of Common Courtesy, and respect, NCNS, only getting half hour when pay for one hour, not getting what was advertise for the hour or the girl, not getting a reply after a few emails where exchange. Many more I am sure just can not think of them all. This on both the men and woman in hobby

RroseSelavy 779 reads
posted
12 / 29
Re: Do you put your education on your site?

Almost as embarrassing as the fact that your comment on their spelling deficiencies contains several grammatical errors, I imagine.

Thank you for providing an example of the first item on my list! 10/10 on the condescending scale, exemplary form.

My CV is tattooed on my forehead, actually. Everything is misspelled. And my grasp on all subjects is tenuous at best.

Your approval means the world to me

Bob.Sugar 637 reads
posted
13 / 29
Glad you have a sense of humor

But it is true that having my approval is quite important.

Oh...I found some grammatical errors in your post as well.  But then I haven't proclaimed that I'm smarter than all my clients.  Or am I?
Posted By: RroseSelavy
Almost as embarrassing as the fact that your comment on their spelling deficiencies contains several grammatical errors, I imagine.  
   
 Thank you for providing an example of the first item on my list! 10/10 on the condescending scale, exemplary form.  
   
 My CV is tattooed on my forehead, actually. Everything is misspelled. And my grasp on all subjects is tenuous at best.  
   
 Your approval means the world to me!  
 

hljockey 2 Reviews 611 reads
posted
14 / 29
Re: I hate petting peeves

Posted By: RroseSelavy
Pet peeves, I have a few...  
 - "You should be paying me!" Wit fail. Are you really resentful that I'm cumming so much? Perhaps you'd prefer a cold fish.  
Do you think they are really resentful or just joking when they say that?

At my age I'm a one pop guy but a two hour session with an insatiable multi-orgasmic lady is my idea of heaven. I love making a woman cum.

I never told them they should pay me but I did tell one lady she was way too easy. I'd say it took less than 60 seconds max to make her cum and then she was ready to go again. Never saw anybody like that before but it was really neat

BlondeRoots 713 reads
posted
15 / 29
Hi, Friend

The TER community is a tough crowd, but they usually mean no harm and are really here just laughing with you.

That being said, some people may be laughing AT you because your post says, "I hate petting peeves."  Obviously, "petting" is a verb that means to stroke or tap with affection, so doesn't fit the context of the saying.  Im sure it was just an iPhone typo as obviously you know the correct English saying which is "Pet Peeve."

Also, you may have made a little oops with your moniker.  I assume you'd like to call yourself RoseSelavy but your iPhone accidentally wrote RroseSelavy.  We all make iphone mistakes time to time.  Or maybe English is your second language.  Who knows?  Either way, we all deserve dignity and respect despite our typos.  

-- Modified on 9/29/2015 10:41:24 PM

Behringer 682 reads
posted
16 / 29
I HATE it when she drives a Prius.

Then again, I hate it when anyone drives a Prius. Don't drive a Prius. Don't!

RroseSelavy 570 reads
posted
17 / 29
Thank you for catching my mistakes!

Please consult the link below, then please Google Rrose Salavy. Then, please take a seat.

I wish you were joking...but I don't think you are.
Related Link: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Word_play

RroseSelavy 456 reads
posted
18 / 29
I think they're joking...

But in context, it comes off as a bit passive aggressive. To me. "You're too easy" wouldn't bother me at all.

Alan_Nimm 514 reads
posted
19 / 29
well, my ATF drives a Prius

but she's never forced me at gunpoint to ride in it.

-- Modified on 9/30/2015 7:14:54 AM

davincib1 96 Reviews 493 reads
posted
20 / 29
Another

I hate it when a provider has an ad that says "Porn Star or Adult Star" and tries to charge $1,000 dollars for a session just because she did 1 low budget porn flick or was a fluff girl.  Nobody knows who you are!

bdb6 24 Reviews 488 reads
posted
21 / 29
Whoever you are, you are an idiot.

You think you're a wit, but you're only half right.

-- Modified on 9/30/2015 10:29:34 AM

Behringer 590 reads
posted
22 / 29
You got in willingly???

That's not ATF. That's true love! I'm happy for you man!

hbyist+truth=;( 495 reads
posted
23 / 29
Re: Another

I hate it when a trick says "I am a top reviewer on TER" and tries to bargain down the dollars for a session just because he feels entitled with his TER supposed status.  Nobody knows cares who you are!


-- Modified on 9/30/2015 11:12:43 AM

satinbutterfly See my TER Reviews 483 reads
posted
24 / 29
I cosign this 100 percent

All these things happen WAY too often.

satinbutterfly See my TER Reviews 513 reads
posted
25 / 29
"You should be paying me"

By far the worst thing a gent can say to me during the session. BIGGEST turn off ever!

vegasgirllover 538 reads
posted
26 / 29
Not ALL big girls

Have big boobs, my best friend is a size 18 about 200 lbs and has 34 b boobs.  but yes she does have a big ass.........but she had that even when she was a size 5..........lol

hbyist+truth=;( 483 reads
posted
27 / 29
I have had that said once

I told him I faked just to see the look on his arrogant face.

Alan_Nimm 496 reads
posted
28 / 29
I've never been in her Prius

but she loves it and it makes her happy. She's one of those socially responsible types, eg she tries to buy Fair Trade products whenever possible.  

Why anyone would give a flying fuck about what a provider drives us beyond me.

Behringer 509 reads
posted
29 / 29
You're defending Prius ownership behind an alias! LOL!!!!

Come on dude! Don't take everything you read at face value. There's a slight possibility that I was being sarcastic. Slight. Thanks for the laugh though. Didn't mean to rattle your cage.

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