My favorite bad headline du jour is “Back by popular demand.”
Yeah, it was unmistakable, the clamor for your return. People were posting ads on Facebook, putting up billboards, signing petitions, and marching on the capitol. Thank god you’re back. Maybe now the din will abate.
How about the rest of you? What are your favorites?
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