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Best thing ever invented
Blowing Chunks 2152 reads
posted
1 / 20
Best thing ever invented since the best thing was invented.

I love the hobby because I can schedule my time almost down to the exact hour more or less.  

No wining,  no dining, no drama, no high drama, no seducing, no chasing,  no late night text at 5am from a high maintenance girl whining about upset stomach,  no rollercoasters, no pressure to meet the parents...  

Just pure clean business transaction and you know how much it will cost upfront to get a few pops. Maybe some chit chat.  and I can go about my day. I can get home or focus on my work with a clear mind or play games and get drunk til I pass out. Or I can hang with a civvy girl,  get some more action...  but won't feel too strained if she's on her period or just doesn't feel like it and gives me blue balls.  

Hobby: it's the best thing ever invented.  Remember,  best thing existed before the best thing was invented.  

I'm sure most guys agree? Providers probably agree too since they get to make more money than what most lawyers make,  doing the same thing: screwing people.  

Those who don't agree with me,  well you're all idiots.  rofl

wayward50133 See my TER Reviews 474 reads
posted
2 / 20
Absolutely agree

if only it was truly kept that simple.

MarkusKetterman 150 Reviews 513 reads
posted
3 / 20
well I love this sport, but really, a lot of more important things have been invented.....

or discovered anyway -  

notably the scientific method and the germ theory of disease

without which we might be having our own outbreak of Ebola or something worse....

this sport is super - and it may well be the oldest invention of humankind,  the exchange of sex for something of value -

marriage and security for the female and her offspring for example :p

or just plain federal reserve notes or currency of your choice -   cash = freedom after all

but we may not well have been around to enjoy this today if it were not for a number of more important discoveries that have given us health,  a stable society,  and the opportunities that make this all possible...

Blowing Chunks 399 reads
posted
4 / 20
Well it still boils down to our desire to get laid efficiently

So every cure to every virus in history are more important?  

It's important,  saves lives,  yes  
but we find those cures to hepatitis,  hiv,  hpv, Ebola,  etc
But those whole purpose is so that we can continue to get laid without killing us.  

That's how I look at it.  It's evolution taking place and we can't fight the urge to want to get laid cuz we were meant to want to reproduce or at least simulate the act of it every night.  

It's written in our genes. :D

Blowing Chunks 468 reads
posted
5 / 20
Yeah I agree. It becomes a bit complicated when providers

Like somebody ^^^^^^^^ here keep wanting to flirt with me.  :D

RRO2610 51 Reviews 544 reads
posted
6 / 20
As Commander Spock would say

"Your logic is flawless"

1705218 10 Reviews 481 reads
posted
7 / 20
Best thing ever invented

Let's not forget the Internet and the ease with our lustful connections are accomplished.

GaGambler 546 reads
posted
8 / 20
It's only complicated when one of the parties is whiny, clingy

Or Bat Shit Fucking Crazy

In the interest of trying to have this post NOT disappear into the vortex. I won't speculate as to who, if anyone on this thread is any of the three.

russbbj 89 Reviews 562 reads
posted
9 / 20
+1 man, you've hit the proverbial nail on the proverbial head

It really is perfect, and so I get frustrated with these guys that fall on love or put too much thought into it. Go have a great time with a great lady when, where, how and with whom you want and then say, buh bye till next time.

It's simple and perfect.

Blowing Chunks 543 reads
posted
10 / 20
What happened to the post by RR above? lol

TER posts do this every now and then. It links the post to another post mysteriously.  

Must be a very difficult bug to find since this bug has been around a long while.

Blowing Chunks 481 reads
posted
11 / 20
Speaking of Vortex, RRO25610's post below goes straight into the vortex.

I'd have thought that this bug would be fixed by now since it's been around for as long as I can remember being here.  

And I can probably guess who the whiny, clingy, BSC is... we're all talking about ChgoCPA aren't we?  
LMA

JohnyComeAlready 476 reads
posted
12 / 20
Yeah, but not in the same ThreAD. (eom)


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Blowing Chunks 426 reads
posted
13 / 20
how was that a ThreAD? you drunk? eom


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Dave76015 38 Reviews 553 reads
posted
14 / 20
Best thing is the FC2. IMHO.

Granted it's not for everyone.  For me and a small circle of friends, the FC2 rocks the world.  
If you've never experienced a woman with one, it may look a bit awkward.
If you've never used one and you have a new client, it may not be the best thing.

If appointments run for an hour or so, with new partners, it may not be the thing for you.

HOWEVER:

When appointments turn into multiple repeat dates, when hours turn into overnights, or overnights turn into multiple days and nights, the FC2 becomes a seriously amazing tool.  Or with threesomes or more, it makes perfect sense for the ladies.   Totally logical.

tinhobbyist 46 Reviews 390 reads
posted
15 / 20
Agree with OP.

This really is the best thing because men (and some women too)mill always want more sex with more ladies...no matter what they have.  

Some may think well if I find a great gal who has a great personality and gives me awesome sex I won't feel the urge to want to do it with another lady and I will stay true to her.  Well that's pure BS to me.  Even when we find an ATF we don't only stick to that ATF and certainly not for the long term.  We still want to find and sample other ladies as much as we can afford to.  

So this is the perfect out.  Personally for me it allows me to focus on building all the other parts of my marriage that make sense to build with someone who is truly my soul mate, but at the same time get all the sexual satisfaction I need without having to expect my wife to perform to a standard that isn't natural to her.  :)

So yes, best thing ever invented.

Jstgttnstrtd 18 Reviews 470 reads
posted
16 / 20
its a fun little game

and I'm single and enjoying this for now...
But ultimately I do want much more - such as the wining, dining, drama, seduction, and chasing.
Nice short-term fix, and my year and a half venture has certainly taught me some things, but I'll probably be moving out of this phase of my life before too long.

WickedBrut 27 Reviews 542 reads
posted
17 / 20
Everything you say is true, but the pause-'n'-pour feature on my coffeemaker...

...is mankind's greatest invention.

Posted By: Drunken Asian
I love the hobby because I can schedule my time almost down to the exact hour more or less.    
   
 No wining,  no dining, no drama, no high drama, no seducing, no chasing,  no late night text at 5am from a high maintenance girl whining about upset stomach,  no rollercoasters, no pressure to meet the parents...  
   
 Just pure clean business transaction and you know how much it will cost upfront to get a few pops. Maybe some chit chat.  and I can go about my day. I can get home or focus on my work with a clear mind or play games and get drunk til I pass out. Or I can hang with a civvy girl,  get some more action...  but won't feel too strained if she's on her period or just doesn't feel like it and gives me blue balls.  
   
 Hobby: it's the best thing ever invented.  Remember,  best thing existed before the best thing was invented.  
   
 I'm sure most guys agree? Providers probably agree too since they get to make more money than what most lawyers make,  doing the same thing: screwing people.  
   
 Those who don't agree with me,  well you're all idiots.  rofl
-- Modified on 8/1/2014 11:05:05 PM

wayward50133 See my TER Reviews 583 reads
posted
18 / 20
One Party Complication? You couldn't have said it better.

Unfortunately, your 'finger pointing' is at the wrong party. Perhaps you should be targeting the real 'root' of the problem here. And I can tell you firsthand, it's not us women, not by a long shot. However, it sure is easy to blame it on us now isn't it? This is how simple it 'should' be.........

Men Grabs their Balls + Men Keeping it Real Here - Problem Diverted = Problem Solved + Happy Providers

Fix the 'root'? You fix 'the' problem. Simple to me. You can thank me later.  

As for you......FYJNWI.

hbyist+truth=;( 463 reads
posted
19 / 20
I could not agree more but I think

as far as the ladies go, the best thing ever invented was the vibrator, aka B.O.B .

CubaGooding_Sr 470 reads
posted
20 / 20
' ' eoStopItM


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