What is the biggest inconvenience you have put yourself through for a session?  Not just the hoops that providers put us through, but within your personal life?

The most ridiculous thing I have done was for a Sugarbabe that wanted her gas tank filled.  That felt absolutely ridiculous and low-rent.  

Within my personal life, I don't think I've done more than take some time off work.

I thought of this thread because my other half fucked me this weekend in the hopes it would cause my period to start.  It did not, and we are now having to reschedule some play-time.  Note to self, a woman's menstrual cycle is the result of a drop in progesterone.

Sounds to me like your "other half" is phallically challenged.  Next time you need this service, I suggest you come and see me.
As to your question, the biggest inconvenience I have suffered was when the hooker I was supposed to see in Las Vegas had car trouble and couldn't make it.  But things worked out fine because she ultimately did get there on another night and on the night in question I got to attend my first orgy.

I had an appointment set up with then one of the hottest and very popular - D.C. Simone.  

My car broke down the night before, and there was no way in hell I was going to find a way to get it fixed by 8:00 A.M. So I got a ride from my dad to the bus station.  Took a bus and a cab to her place in downtown DC. Had off the charts session. She was my first TER provider, and I was only 23. Glad she was able to see me, given my young age at the time.  Got back around 11:00 A.M to my apartment. Ordered Chinese food and watched NFL playoffs (Patriots vs Titans).  

Shit I can still remember like it happened yesterday.  

Great post Swings..

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Here's a good one:

About ten years ago I had a gal over my place one snowy New Year's Eve.  The new year had just struck and we were supposed to start doing our own ringing when she had the bright idea to call her 20-something year old son to see how he was faring.  Turns out he wasn't fairing too well as luck would have it.  He apparently was standing at his father's grave (Scottish, wouldn't you know.) and the gal flipped out thinking he was going to do himself in.  So, off in a blinding snow storm we head to her home about 50 miles hence.  We got there and she called sonny again to find out he managed to head home just fine his-self and was safe and sound.  The mood, as if were, was a bit broken.  She stayed at home and I made a U turn to my home but not without first doing a 360 degree spin out inches from a snow plow along the way.

And yes, she and I are still best buds after all these years.

Ah, memories.

You should have invited him up for a MFM. He'd be pissed if he read this and you didn't.

 
I meant 2005 read the date of your date bwackards.

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Sent him nice card with a print out of the review

At least learn to spell backwards dimwit...

A natural born citizen would have gotten teh joke

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What is that, the things cousin?

back before I was active on TER and p411.  There was a stripper that I met outside the club a couple times.  I drove her to the motel and she wanted to make a pit stop along the way to pick up her "medication" for her liver.  Then, once at the motel she wanted to renegotiate the already generous rate and even asked for a personal loan and offered up some bs collateral.  Thank god I already got laid and was thinking with the big head at that point.  

That was before I had any idea how to play the game.  I knew about TER and verification sites, but I viewed doing this online as more risky than face to face.  Relax... I now realize it is just the opposite especially when done properly.

3 1/2 years ago. Epic Ice Storm. Level 3 travel advisory. She was afraid to drive home.

So ... I gallantly offered to drive her.

As the car was sliding all over the damn road, all I could think about was how I was going to explain to the police officer why it was an emergency that I was on the road with a high priced escort ... and how I was gonna explain to everyone else if one or both of us managed to survive the crash.

Oh yeah - her car was still at my place. She left me the keys. So .. the next afternoon ... I drove it to her!

The shit we go through.

Yet ...I still remember the night fondly.

Yes - it's crossed my mind (probably at least a hundred times since) "Why the fuck didn't you just ask her to stay over"

Never come up with a good answer. Just didn't occur to me.

And three guesses about the refund. Lol

He is more than adequately endowed.  It's just waiting for the most inconvenient time possible.  

Orgy...  the last big one on my bucket list.  Sounds like the delay worked out ok for you.

There are certain parts of the hobby that are no longer "business" related and come down to acting like a human being.  Neither of you were taking advantage of a situation that night, shit just happened.  You were a nice guy and that's always a good thing

Refunds do happen. Had an appointment with a lovely lady not long ago who was surprised at my size. So, she gave me a nice bbbj, refunded half of my money and told me to call her in advance and let her know my size before our next session she could prep (whatever that means) and she would "make it up to me". I was reluctant to give it a shot. But eventually I did. And she really did make it up to me.

So, I got a refund *and* an awesome follow up session. Good business while also acting like a human being.  

Did I forget to laugh

Was at a theme park.  That roller coaster had the biggest hoop and loop ever. Lol  

I did drive 20+ hours to see a civvie girlfriend.  We both liked long drives.  

Another time,  I flew allllll the fucking way to Miami to see a well known PS that I always wanted to see. When I finally arrived at the airport and tried to communicate, she NCNS.  Wasted a day.

END OF MESSAGE

My biggest hoops happened recently.  I'm in East Bay and a hot little spinner who incalls in SF caught my eye.  I figured it might take an hour to get there but she looked and sounded worth the drive.  

The closest route was the San Mateo bridge, but as I got closed I realized there was a major accident that had traffic backed up for miles.  About an hour into my drive, I texted her to let her know I was going down to Dumbarton bridge and was it a problem if I was a half hour late.   No problem.  

So after more than 2 hours of driving I finally arrived only to find two LE vans in the parking lot.  I should have gone home then, but I had invested so much time on this girl that I decided to wait them out.  An hour and a half later, they were still there.  I finally went home horny, pissed and half the day shot.

And did not have any so opted for a lesser service. So what was her prep and why could she handle you later than sooner

I'm not sure about what she did. I was too embarrassed (and bare assed if you must know) to ask. But I'm pretty sure that she used a dildo before I showed up to get herself used to handling a larger package. That lovely little kitty of hers was much less tight than when I first saw her. If that's what she did, I wish she'd let me know. I would have been happy to pay for the time to be with her while she was doing that.

I bring my own condoms. Those ridiculously tight covers providers usually carry are awful numbing things that are rather close to being torture. No fun at all. My endurance is pretty good without them. With them it is not uncommon that I won't be able to come at all until we switch to a BBBJ. That said, I forgot mine once about a month ago and the little sweetheart (different from the one who had the size issue) actually had one my size (a little thicker than I like, but not bad at all). Major points to her.

Back to the size issue girl, she also said that it was almost that time of the month for her on our first appointment so handling a larger package would hurt her and make it so she couldn't work the rest of the day. Like I said, she refunded part of my money and was almost excessively sweet and apologetic about it.

I was laughing at my dyslexic interpretation of Curly's date of his date.

So I know most of these responses are from the clients.. but here is one from a provider to give you some kind of inside scoop as to what proper providers will go through with their clients.  
Many gents cancel... sometimes the day before.. sometimes the day of... it happens and for legitimate or maybe not so legitimate reasons...However, here is one situation where I felt like it was a bit more unforgiving.. and as much as I try to be polite with a cancellation.. this one situation left me a tad more than ticked and it was difficult to hide.

I began conversing with a gentleman who was very much eager to come up and visit me and claimed to have often come up to Canada for his much needed hobby activities. We had exchanged emails back and forth for a significant period of time and seemed to have a good rapport. This arrangement seemed very much a guarantee despite the fact that I did not hear back from the references he gave me (my mistake, but girls don't always give references). The content in our conversation and emails seemed too detailed to be bullshit, so I went ahead and made the arrangements.  
He was going to come to Toronto to see me for a 4 hour visit. He was a craft beer guy so I arranged for us to first meet at a local brewery. I also offered to introduce him to a number of local craft brews which I would provide at my incall. In addition to this, he also requested massage oils. So, me being the provider I am, I researched local craft brews, bought them and ran around getting ready for him to arrive the next day; buying the massage oils, some sexy new lingerie and went for a tan, also preparing my incall location.  
After all was said and done.. at about midnight he cancels completely, saying his girlfriend's cat is sick so he cannot make it.  His gf was supposed to go away and with the cat being sick she was now staying home which meant he had to stay home too...

Maybe this was all true and everything, but as a provider who is willing to go above and beyond... I really could not help but be put through the ringer with this one.  

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