LP declared the amnesty just after noon yesterday and said it would last 24 hours.  That time has passed.  But one can always try.

Any dog lover/owners out there will get a kick out of this article about prehistoric peoples and their relationship with old Fido.

There are time to avoid Fido.

...Give-the-Dog-a-Bone is a whole lot older of a song than we'd thought!  Glad ta know that!!!  Thanks mrfisher!

Let's keep it running a little longer.

I can see doing something like that for my boys if they split before I do.

But when I go I'm taking them with ME!

Fuck the house. Fuck the bills. Fuck everything. They're being put down and the three of us are gonna take a nice, long walk. They can chase jack rabbits, pounce on lizards, and shit on every other bush like it was their personal toilet as they do now.

Don't tell The_Mrs, though, cuz she thinks she's gonna 'creatively acquire' them if I take a dirtnap tomorrow, lol!

I mean, how well did this amnesty go, when one of the highlights was a lame-assed alias I created talking about what a great dump he just took!  I'll try to come up with something better, but I don't think I'm capable of it right now, especially because I'm about to hit the vodka.  lol!
Or, perhaps my "dump" post wasn't really a highlight...except for me?

Mikey was under the impression he was going to entertain some certain people around about....NOW!!!

Got a call that infact it won't be till tomorrow. Feeling pretty stupid, but that's an everyday occurance, so WTF?

If anything it gave me more time to prepare. I usually work better under pressure, but it would be nice for a change to get everything done and when the clock strikes 12, I can say 'You may enter...!'

So. Seeing as how I have a reprieve for a day, and have been given time to corrupt as many souls as possible in that time....

Who wants to get fucked up and make Little Phil regret prolonging Amnesty Day?!!!

Take inicky, Primusucks, and FP for example....!

That ain't in New York!  Fucking boondocks!  Practically in Canada.  Or maybe PennsylTucky. Almost as lame as  fucking Albuquerque!  I don't even think they have weed up there.  Or even beer.

Look. I work hard, and I play harder.

Not taking anyone down with me...!