I mean, how well did this amnesty go, when one of the highlights was a lame-assed alias I created talking about what a great dump he just took! I'll try to come up with something better, but I don't think I'm capable of it right now, especially because I'm about to hit the vodka. lol! Or, perhaps my "dump" post wasn't really a highlight...except for me?
That ain't in New York! Fucking boondocks! Practically in Canada. Or maybe PennsylTucky. Almost as lame as fucking Albuquerque! I don't even think they have weed up there. Or even beer.
I mean, how well did this amnesty go, when one of the highlights was a lame-assed alias I created talking about what a great dump he just took! I'll try to come up with something better, but I don't think I'm capable of it right now, especially because I'm about to hit the vodka. lol! Or, perhaps my "dump" post wasn't really a highlight...except for me?
Mikey was under the impression he was going to entertain some certain people around about....NOW!!!
Got a call that infact it won't be till tomorrow. Feeling pretty stupid, but that's an everyday occurance, so WTF?
If anything it gave me more time to prepare. I usually work better under pressure, but it would be nice for a change to get everything done and when the clock strikes 12, I can say 'You may enter...!'
So. Seeing as how I have a reprieve for a day, and have been given time to corrupt as many souls as possible in that time....
Who wants to get fucked up and make Little Phil regret prolonging Amnesty Day?!!!
I can see doing something like that for my boys if they split before I do.
But when I go I'm taking them with ME!
Fuck the house. Fuck the bills. Fuck everything. They're being put down and the three of us are gonna take a nice, long walk. They can chase jack rabbits, pounce on lizards, and shit on every other bush like it was their personal toilet as they do now.
Don't tell The_Mrs, though, cuz she thinks she's gonna 'creatively acquire' them if I take a dirtnap tomorrow, lol!
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