I've only got 2 reviews. One -- I saw the guy -- in fact, I have been seeing him for years. He's a great guy and I don't know why he misrepresented the session. Almost everything he wrote in that review, from what we did and what I said, was entirely fake. For example, the sleeping part! There was no sleeping involved. So strange. And me saying certain things I really would not say in real life. Honestly, I am not that clever or witty.
I did ask for a review from him after our session as I am getting back into the hobby and I don't believe in looking a gift horse in the mouth. When I read what he wrote, I was pretty surprised. I did ask him why he wrote the review that way, instead of what we did (which I thought was considerably hotter, but that's just me).
He said he was writing the kind of review he thought would get me business, and he didn't want to give people the idea that the kind of session he had with me was something they could expect. I have no idea what he meant by that. So his intentions were good, but I just would prefer honest reviews, or none at all.
Almost as frustrating: the guys I see who grouse that I don't have many reviews, then I see them, and they say "Well, I don't really write reviews." Mama mia!
I guess my point is: I hope hobbyists understand there is a lot that is not said in reviews, and some of what is stated didn't really happen. But it all comes out in the wash, I guess.