Kissing 101 for Hobbyists

I love kissing- it's such a passionate, intimate, playful and fun activity, not to mention it can be a huge turn-on. *However,* I'd say 1/3 of the men I see need a refresher course on what constitutes good kissing.

1.) Please don't aggressively stick your tongue down my throat the second we begin making out- it's disconcerting and makes me uncomfortable.
2.) No lizard tongues! Darting your tongue in and out of my mouth is just plain weird... save that for DATY.
3.) Making out is soooo much better when it begins slowly and tentatively, without tongue at first, perhaps playfully biting and sucking on each others' lips.
4.) #3 is not fun when done for a prolonged period of time.
5.) When we start french kissing, let your tongue touch the tip of mine a few times, but don't ram it into my mouth.
6.) As things get going and tongue gets involved, be playful! Suck on my tongue for a second and let me do the same.
7.) Please don't pretend that your tongue is a windshield wiper on the roof of my mouth.
8.) I'd rather you open your eyes than drool on my face. Slobbering is not sexy.

Thanks for reading- I hope this results in better quality kissing for all!!