I've just been with another so-called (i.e., reviewed as) "hardbody" who was indeed quite attractive in many ways, but her ass was, well, almost as large as mine! Now for some that may be a bonus. Some like tall and some like petite, some like 36DDD and some like B cups with perky nips, so...can't we have a category for butts? With choices like: 1. Tight and tiny. 2. Small and firm. 3. Solid and cellulite-free. 4. Big and bouncy. 5. Huge and sloppy. Or maybe offer hip measurements like bust measurements with a second box for: A. Like a rock; B. Like a baby, C. Curvacious woman, D. Some cellulite & sag and E. Look out below!

We were just begging for this a week ago. Please staff please consider this. Not to poke fun at datyluv but I'm sure if I had to get it up for his ass I'd need 3 blue pills. It would be nice to know if I needed a new prescription before my appointment!!!!

A TER profile overhaul is long, long overdue, and should be annual, instead of petrified in stone like Strom Thurmond's brain! LOL
There must be a line for "bubble butt" though.
Doing marathon doggie with a BB is a good clean Christian fun.

Like a true smart ass I will even list below the six most painfully obvious items I would eliminate from now on in the profile and posting of new reviews:

Type of Phone Service:
Provider's Second Phone Number: (not required)  
Type of Phone Service: (not required)

Two Girl Action [it is advertised if available, or ask!]  
More than one guy at a time [how rare is that?]
On Time:

Other posters over the years have made useful suggestions, almost all ignored.

We should all just focus on keeping our pics accurate so that you know exactly what to expect and there's no misleading going on. I mean I'm assuming that the pics you saw of this lady who's butt was "bigger than yours", were not accurate... or you wouldn't have gone, right?

Do TER members really NEED another way to be derogatory about the ladies???? I mean... "Look out below?" Come on now!

BTW I have met men with tiny butts... I mean TINY. So your "bigger than mine" means nothing to me. Is the complaint that this woman is overweight? Pics not true? Or just don't show that important part accurately?

Personally I'd be annoyed if someone came to see me and tried to claim that I'm anything other than what I present myself as. And I'd really rather not be referred to as "Look out below," or "huge and sloppy," because I'm not shaped like a barbie doll.

Sincerely,
Nicole

Deep Throat (Nixon, Somewhat, Deep, All The Way, DTTC)

and

Rimming (None, Light, Deep)


By Nixon, I mean None (LOL)
By DTTC, I mean "Deep Throat To Completion" (deep-throat cumshot)

I think datyluv makes a fair point.  I know many men who are much more 'butt men' or 'leg men' than the expected 'breast man'. If you know what I mean

It is nice that you keep your photos current and show yourself from different angles. But not all providers are that forthcoming.

I met with a beautiful woman, great reviews, highly recomended, with some really nice pics. I was happy with her service, but I probably wouldn't have seen her at all because her photos didn't show that she had a flat ass with no hips, and evidently it wasn't a problem for the other gentlemen that have seen her because noone mentioned it. From the back she could pass for a man. I like hips and a nicely shaped butt,

Hey, I'm near Beverly Hills - there's a lot a false parts around here. LOL

have this info.  But make the terms used be non-derogatory.  

Beautiful girl, if you ever need help uplifting that gorgeous rear end, I'd be happy to... with my tongue!

I think that especially with this body part you will find a HUGELY varying range of opinions from men. Like KIP who says that he doesn't like flat, he likes shapely... many men consider a "big" butt bad. And what is big anyways? Anyone who tells me JLo has a big butt can kiss mine! LOL What does she weigh, five lbs??? =:O Holy moly!

Anyways you are absolutely right. I know someone who received a "OK if you are drunk," and it is NONSENSE.  Not someone's type, perhaps, and that's fine, but there really are some fine lines between reviewing accurately and just being rude.

Hugs*
Nicole

who i will now have to absolutely at least attempt to see when she is in l.a. (help me here, carrie?) can clearly speak to the fact that some of us are more interested in a small firm butt than we are in large silicone breasts. for me, the health, shape and condition of the provider's rear end is immensely more reflective of her overall appeal than how well her plastic surgeon enlarged her bustline. no disrepect is meant to women with larger bottoms. in fact,  some of my friends think i'm crazy, if not sick, in my pursuit of what they call anorexic women. to each his own. so drop 'ok if you're drunk' and the 'look out below' and just do measurements. if i read 38" hips instead of 32" hips then i know that the beautiful woman in the pix is just not the beautiful woman for me -- just like the breast guys will pass on the lovely 33B and go for the 38DDD. that's all i'm asking.  and if they ever come up with a "cup size" for buttocks we can throw that one in too! LOL

Altho I still think that we'd all do better to keep our pics accurate and updated and to write good descriptions based upon what you see when you see the lady... honestly! The whole rating thing is so subject to interpretation... it would be very easy for a guy who loves BIG BUTTS to give my butt a 10... BUTT PERFECTION!!! Whereas you'd be like... eeeks! I want a teensy butt! (Altho in my case, you can see pics of my butt which clearly show that it's way bigger than... 32 inches! LOL WOW!)  I guess the measurement idea is one way... but we can definitely brainstorm on this and try to find a way that is best (if Staff is even interested, that is!).  

Hugs*
Nicole

Make the terms non derogatory but descriptive. Then the guys who go for the women with more voluptuous rear ends can look for ladies with 1, 2 ,3 or wahtever.  But this idea of dropping the number system and relying entirely on pictures is bullshit, because pictures can very easily lie.

That was the point of my post above. Pics can be taken from certain angles to accentuate certain arenas and hide others. Then of course there is the ever popular bait & switch photo, wherein the lady uses "a fair representation or likeness" but not her actual photo to lure a gentleman in, and knowing that once there, the majority will not walk away due to certain muscles being overactive.

And I do appreciate Ms.Sexycurves for the candor she displays on her website.