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That hurts more than the gay jokes.
Yes. I am an ass.
But not completely broke, or stupid.
My car does say dell though... 
My dick already taste like cherry!
You tasted your own dick?
Now don't you believe everything your hooker pals tell you - no, not when you are dropping Benjamins.
I asked to taste it. She hesitated.
She took a drop out of the bottle, gently rubbed it on her clit.
Then she told me to taste it.
Cherry Jolly Rancher!
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people in flat view always fuck up the threads.
In reply to Curly's question "how do you know?" Then I started finding pics of monkeys sucking their own and almost posted one of those instead.
Of course my post earlier was a smart ass reply to hound. Unfortunately I can't suck my own, but like Clarence, if I could I would never leave home
1. Fuck yeah! If I could I wouldnt need a woman. Id save a lot of money, and Id never leave home!
2. Not really. See 3
3. Yep I did spend about three minutes looking for Ron Jeremy self fellatio videos or pics to link on a post, and while I did find some, n one seemed interesting enough to post here, but for some reason while searching, some monkey pics popped up, and I thought of linking those instead. Anyway, I just laughed and then decided not to post them, then I saw Nicks post.
My life is always in a "No way to go but up" mode!
What happened to this thread?
I was 19 and just learning about sex. So were sex toys and other gimmicks. I had a lot of fun experimenting with just about anything you could imagine (they probably have much more stuff now- but back then it was edible panties, candy bikinis, remote-controlled vibrating underpants, anal beads, dildos of every possible description, edible body paints, candy handcuffs, and sooo much more).
I find that as I have gotten older and more into the actual sex than ever, I don't really need those things, and they prove more of a distraction than not (I remember the lube being really awful tasting and sticky, and getting all in my hair). Not to mention that god knows what they put in that flavored lube- probably is not natural or organic, and has weird artificial colors. The edible panties tasted revolting, as did the flavored body paints. The stuff they use to sweeten them can cause havoc with your stomach. Ick. Not for me.
Food, on the other hand can be extremely sensual- playing with temperatures, textures, etc. is so much fun. You just have to be careful about sweet stuff on the vagina- sugar could cause yeast or candida outbreaks. Men who have not been circumcised also need to be careful of that.
There is one Kama Sutra product that I tried back then and has remained in my boudoir collection ever since. I swear by it but only use it occasionally. Can't name it though. 